Chris Evans Laughing Alone With Pizza

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Yeah, PBR's my choice for cheap s****y beer to get drunk with.

 

[Guts]

In case anyone wanted to know where chris got the pizza.

 

[The Endless]

Is that Bryan Cranston lol

 

[Guts]

It's from the Breaking Bad parody on Jimmy Fallon.

 

[OriginalMiles]

So, uh... is this gonna be a thing now? Celebrities eating food?

I don't like it!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

*Looks at post.*

*Looks at Avy*

Mendiosa!

 

[Guts]

So, uh... is this gonna be a thing now? Celebrities eating food?

I don't like it!

 

[enterthemadness]

Is that Peanut Butter? I mean...damn, Obi-Wan, use the force to not make a mess.

 

[StarkTheProdigy]

That pizza looks good.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Chris Evan's or Bryan Cranston's pizza?

 

[Bim]

I love peanut butter, but man. Come on Obi, stop the madness!!!

And for the record i was craving pizza until JJJ's Ulcer posted that Pizza The Hutt pic, ugh! he always grossed me out

 

[Guts]

I ship Chris Evans and Pizza

 

[Damage11]

Three pizzas for me! I wonder what the poor are doing today!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

WHAT? What the hell kind of witchcraft is this? This madness should not go on any longer. I believed in this man. I believed he WAS Captain America. I cried when he got frozen in ice. This is how much he got me to believe that he was a war hero. He was one of my favorite aspects of the Avengers and look at him now. Whatever happened to times when actors were like the heroes they portrayed. You know, when actors were HEROES! You would have never seen Henry Fonda or Robert Redford pull some crap like this. It's sad how many celebrities think they can get away with their looks and money. Just look at him, with his smug look and serial killer beard, laughing at the rest of world, avoiding eating that pizza like he doesn't acknowledge that there are starving children in Africa, Brazil, Boheimia, Bangladesh, Madagascar, and Jabooty. He knows that but he doesn't care. I'm beginning to think this is the start of the end for Hollywood and Hollywood heroes. They just do not care anymore. This is beginning of the end. The only solution I see for Hollywood digging themselves out of this hole is if they get rid of Chris Evans as Captain America. This is something that the future of Hollywood depends on. They need to bring back true heroes into these roles who embody the characteristics of their characters in and out of costume. Recast Chris Evans as Captain America, not only for the futurue of Marvel, superhero properties, and Hollywood, but for the good of Mankind. In the immortal words of Helen Lovejoy:

It's not to late the join the club and suggest that Chris Evans gets replaced as Cap.

 

[cherokeesam]

he should not teh pizza


maek baby jesus cry for shame

 

[chaseter]

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Are you a hipster?

 

[Sawyer]

Are you a hipster?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I wish Chris Evans would just stop, can't he see that's he sowing moral decay with this pizza agenda of his?

 

[Sawyer]

If he loves his pizza so much he should marry it!!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Once again...

Jabooty.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Ja feel?

 

[Guts]

I wonder if Chris Evans is the overlord of the cannibalistic dragons that rule the child eating Vatican.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I don't get it.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

And you never will.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Well, is there some cosmic significance behind Chris Evans eating three pizzas all by himself?