Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Guts]

Man. It frelling hurts unless you like the lower part of your eyeball massaged with a swab that someone jammed up your nose.

You get results back? I got mine the day after. Hope all is well.

They told me I wouldn't get results back until 5-7 days.

 

[Lily Adler]

They told me I wouldn't get results back until 5-7 days.

Are you self isolating or is this just you wanting to know?

 

[Guts]

Are you self isolating or is this just you wanting to know?

Got called back to work and I work in a bakery. So it's basically policy for us to get tested. We now have a ton of new rules about how employees have to stay six feet away from each other and all that.

 

[Marvolo]

Me after getting tested for the virus yesterday.

I've heard its brutal. Not sure why they need to jam the swab into your frontal lobe. Youd think if your respiratory system was infected by this virus it would be in your mucus at the front of your nose and not only around your eyeball.

 

[Guts]

I've heard its brutal. Not sure why they need to jam the swab into your frontal lobe. Youd think if your respiratory system was infected by this virus it would be in your mucus at the front of your nose and not only around your eyeball.

New conspiracy: the government created the virus to lobotomize everyone that gets tested.

 

[InCali]

I've heard its brutal. Not sure why they need to jam the swab into your frontal lobe. Youd think if your respiratory system was infected by this virus it would be in your mucus at the front of your nose and not only around your eyeball.

New conspiracy: the government created the virus to lobotomize everyone that gets tested.

I've never been so docile or felt so good. Really, it's a nice, relaxed feeling. I think everyone should be tested.

 

[Iceman]

@Iceman YOU HAVE STUPID HAIR!

I've changed it now and have got nothing but compliments and awards since.

Looks like I take this round.​

 

[InCali]

I've changed it now and have got nothing but compliments and awards since.

Looks like I take this round.​

Ooooooooooh.....you look GOOD. I'd ask you out for a drink, but you live too far away.

 

[Iceman]

Ooooooooooh.....you look GOOD. I'd ask you out for a drink, but you live too far away.

The distance is fine, you’re desperate.

 

[Guts]

 

[Winterbourne]

Next virus they're working on put into Mom's spaghetti turn everyone into clowns.

 

[Iceman]

Next virus they're working on put into Mom's spaghetti turn everyone into clowns.

That sounds way more scary than Ebola or SARS.

 

[Guts]

 

[Reek]

mom's spaghetti? who is this guy B. Rabbit?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Like seven inches from the midday sun.

But really, what the **** happened? I went to bed at a reasonable hour of 11am, and woke up drenched in sweat. ****in' coal.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I blame the windmills.

What kind of world are we leaving sasquatch to inherit?

 

[Guts]

Like seven inches from the midday sun.

But really, what the **** happened? I went to bed at a reasonable hour of 11am, and woke up drenched in sweat. ****in' coal.

It's still supposed to be spring and yet it's going to be in the 80s for the next few days.

 

[Guts]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The hero Gotham needs...

 

[Reek]

You ever been in a storm, @Perfect Cell ... like a real storm?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Just don't get nude. Not again.

 

[Guts]

 

[Reek]

i was drunk. and lets be real... most people enjoyed seeing my enormous............................ ego.

 

[Guts]

The perfect signature.

 

[Reek]

Booze was an angelic figure...right there with the Chimp... and will never be forgotten.... R.I.P.