Civil War: Phoenix Wright

[Sloth7d]

May 23,2006 or whatever date they say this event happened.

Voice: Okay, guys are you ready to do this.
Voice2: Um....I don't know. Those guys are tuff. Didn't one of them almost ko the Hulk?
Voice: Look, Bandage Queen--
NightThrasher: Its Nightthrasher.
Voice: Yeah that. We can stand here looking stupid all day or we can actually prove ourselves as superheroes. Y'know put the new warriors on the map. How long do you want to be a d-list character thats stuck in superhero limbo? If we do this we'll go down in the superhero hall of fame. Be respected forever. Civilians will worship our names. I mean we'll defeat the villains, its not like we'll be publicly rideculed and exiled because of that. Right? What could possiblely go wrong?
Nightthrasher: Your right.
Voice: Now lets do it! New warriors GO!!!! (hehehe! I'm like Robin from the teen titans.)

Moments later...

Namortia: N'cha!!!!
Nitro: pwned.
Namortia: We've beaten your teammates Nitro. Now don't even think of blowing up or I'll hit you.
Nitro: Or I could just blow up before you hit me.
Namortia: That train of thoought never occured to me.

BoooooooMMMMM!!!!!

hours later....

Speedball: Ouchie. Ouch, ooch ouchie. That really hurt. I could have died. Good thing these random losers broke my fall. Thanks for that. Hmf, but my clothes seemed to have burned up in the explosion.

PoliceOfficer: Hey, that guys indecently exposed! Get him!

Officer number2: Plus, he's just killed those two cameos.

Speedball:*gets arrested*. Wait, but they're just cameos. They aren't important.

Officer2: Son, Cameos are the building blocks of what makes a comic good.
Why if you couldn't see just a tiny blur that looked like Belle in the background, I would never watch The Hunch back of Notre dam again.

Speedball: Wait, but that doesn't make any sen--

Officer2: NOT EVER!

*roll credits*

Sloth7d presents--

A completely non canon and fictional event.

Inspired by ....well nothing atually. This is just something random I did on whim.

Anyway, presenting.


PW-The lost non canon episode:
Turn About Civil war
part1

April 3, 2006 10:25 AM
District court
Court lobby No.1

Jennifer Walters: Phoenix....Phoenix are you ready.
Phoenix: Huh? Oh, yeah. Just lost in thought.
JenniferWalters: Its been only two weeks since our firms united into one office Phoenix. So this will be our first case together. You aren't nervous are you?
Phoenix: Y--yeah. A little...(Considering that if I even sneeze wrong next to her, this babe could split my body in six different ways. And not in the way I want)
JenniferWalters: Its a tough break considering that our first case together is such a contruversial one. The entire media will be looking at this case.
Phoenix: Huh, o yeah. This is aboutr that registration act thing and stamford right?So....that means our client is....
JenniferWalters: Yep, Speedball.
Phoenix: Um...who?
JenniferWalters: Y'know of the new warriors.
Phoenix: I'm not following.
Jennifer Walters:....He uses kinetic energy.
Phoenix:?
JenniferWalters: The guy whos Marvel comics feels is too much of a lighthearted superhero so they want to make him darker by creating an emo persona.
Phoenix: Oh....him...(Seriously, who the **** is this chick talking about.)
JenniferWalters: I heard that!
Phoenix: (Really? I thought I was thinking to myself.)
JenniferWalters: Oh! Here he comes now.
Speedball:*walks in*Hey, Jen.
Phoenix: (Wow, this guy seems awfully cheery considering being on trial. Maybe the charges aren't as bad as Jennifer makes them seem.)
Jen: Call me Jen.
Phoenix: Oh, right. Anyway, the guy, whats his face, doesn't seemed too concerned. So, are the charges really THAT bad.
Jen:Well, he only killed 600 people. I'm sure the judge will be all light hearted, we'll have a few laughs and in the end he'll get a slap on the wrist.
Phoenix:..............600 PEOPLE!!!!!!!?????? Thats serious business.
Jen: I guess sarcasm is an unknown language to you.
Phoenix: Hey, dude, whats your face, don't you think you should be a little more panickey?
Speedball: Dude... don't worry. I have hoards and hoards of fans.
Phoenix:.....Are you sure about that.
Speedball:I'm way to important to be locked up for this. I'm too popular amongst the people.
Phoenix:Um, I think you need to recheck what the dictionary defines as popular.
Speedball:Its cool dude. Infact, I don't even need you as my consil. I'll just go in there. Have a few words with the judge and it'll be Las Vegas from here baby.
Phoenix: (Dammit! This guy is completely oblivious to the fact that no one cares about him. If I don't wake this guy up, he'll be his own worst victom during the proceedings. Maybe theres something in the court record that will open his eyes......)

..........

Evidence= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(comics)
Speedball:Whats that?
Phoenix:Its an article from wikipedia about you.
Speedball:And. So. Its not much of an article......You don't mean.
Phoenix:EXACTLY! You're not popular at all!!!!!
Speedball:*cringes*
Phoenix:If you look at that same website and search through it, you will see THAT EVEN AQUAMAN HAS A BIGGER ARTICLE THAN YOU!!!!
Speedball:*bounces everywhere*
Phoenix:Thats right frickin Aquaman. Your not popular. Infacty, noone cared about you until*points* CW happened!!!!
Speedball:Urg....er.....look pal....PLEASE HELP ME! I'M INNOCENT!!!!*CRIES* IT WASN'T ME MAN. YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
Phoenix:(Wow he sure changed his tune quick) Ofcourse I'll help you. Thats what Jen brought me here for. She said an old frend of hers was in trouble and any friend of Jens means that helping them out will get hot sexxors for me.
Speedball:Really, pal? Thanks. With friends like you behind me, I can't possiblely get convicted.
Phoenix:(hehheh, don't get so exited yet. You ARE being charged for killing 600 people)
Jen:Good work Phoenix. Now that you straighten out Speedball we can focus 100% on the trial. But it won't be easy. Remember,*stares* He's being convicted of killing 600 people!
Phoenix:Thats right and most likely the prosecution has there ducks in a row on this one. Which means I'll have to bring my A game....or I can read Annihalation and act like this isn't even happening.
Jen: Phoenix!!!
Phoenix: Okay, I'll go for the former.
To be continued......

 

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April 3, 2006 11:00 am
Distric courthouse
Courtroom number 1

Judge:*bangs gavel*Court is now in session for the trial of Robbie Baldwin.
CoachWhip:The prosecution is ready, your honor.
Phoenix:.....Wait, Coachwhip. Your not a real prosectutor. You just took the role of one during a mock trial with Diamond---*gets whipped*
CoachWhip: Silence. The yammering of foolish fools is a foolish habbit of the foolishly foolish.
Jen:(Ohno, Phoenix is unfamiliar with Coachwhips prosecution methods. If he breaks under the pressure where doomed. I hope he's alright.)
Phoenix: (Aw, man that was hot. At first I had no hope of winning this case but if she keeps doing that I'm sure I can continue.)
Judge:Er...um...Mr.Wright, is the defense ready.
Phoenix:(I wonder if Vonkarma is thinking about me.)
Judge:MR.WRIGHT!
Phoenix:Gah...um...er *ahem* the defense is ready your honor.
Jen: Phoenix, this is a close yet unimportant friend of mine your defending today. Stay firm.
Phoenix: Aheheheh.(Thats the problem.)
Judge: Ms.Coachwhip, your opening statements please.*gets whip*
Coachwhip: Foolish fool, did you think--
Judge: Hey, di--did you just whip me?
Coachwhip: Um...yes, I did.
Judge: Thats the rudest thing someone can do in court! Do you know I can have you disbarred?
Coachwhip:Um....but foolish.
Judge: OPENING. STATEMENT. PLEASE. And no more whipping.
Coachwhip: Um, er ofcourse.....As I'm sure your all aware, the defendant is acused of blowing up a Stamford neighborhood and killing 600 people. Whats worse is that the incedent was veiwed by a witness.
Judge:600 people!!!!??? Veiwed by a witness!!!!???? I do say this case seems pretty open and shut.
Phoenix:(I could have sworn I hired De Killer to get rid of this stupid judge. And why isn't he ever on my side?)
Judge:Right. The prosecution may call its first witness.
Coachwhip:Right, the prosecution calls Robert Hunter to the stand!
......
Coachwhip:Name and occupation.
Robert Hunter:Robert I'm totally not the real killer Hunter. And my occupation is the exact opposite of killing hundreds of bystandereds thus creating a national panick.*gets whipped*
CoachWhip:I don't need your whole lifes story. Now, please tell the court what you witnessed on the night in question.
Robert Hunter: Sure babe.
Witness account: What I saw.
Robert Hunter: So, there I am chillin at my house when--
Robert Hunter: These hoards of Superheroes begin fighting with all these badguys and such.
Robert Hunter: Naturally I go to check it out, by the way I'm totally not lying.
Robert Hunter: Thats when that guy SpeedBall loses it and uses his Superpower to blow up the whole neighborhood. I was in total shock.
End witness testimony.
Judge:Hmmmm.... well its pretty obvious he wasn't lying. Theres like 100% 0 chance that there could be anything faulty in my eyes. Nope, not even the littlest fib can be sensed, but anyway the defense may cross examine.*gets whipped*
Judge:You $%&@ $#%&@!!! Why did you do that.
Coachwhip:....I wasn't finished.
Judge:Well, just say so. Say, hey Judgey can I finish my arguments. Don't crack a freaking whip at me. Seriously. Thats like the rudest thing ever.
Coachwhip:Hey, Judgey, can I finish my arguments now, maybe even--
Judge:Well, its not going to work now. Not after you almost blistered me.
Coachwhip:I don't quite know what to say.
Judge: I think its best for the defense to cross examine.
Coachwhip:Well, alright then. No hard feelings about the whip thing?
Baliff: Get bent you freaky whip girl.
Coachwhip: I am not a frwaky whip girl.
Baliff and Judge:Coachwhips a freaky whip girl.
Phoenix:How....... freaky?
Coachwhip:Can we just get on with the trial?
Cross examination: What I saw.
Robert Hunter: So, there I am chillin at my house when--
Phoenix:HOLD IT!!!!
Phoenix:What house would that be?
Robert Hunter:Uh...my house.
Phoenix:Are---are you sure?
Robert Hunter: Um, yeah. I like live there.
Phoenix:But--*gets whipped*
Coachwhip:The witness was in his house. He lives in Stamford. It makes sense with the rest of his statement.
Phoenix:(Well, if an incredibley important character like Coachwhip saids so, then I'm sure Speedballs guilty.)
Jen: Phoenix! Get your mind out of the gutter. Besides "Coachwhip" and "important character" should never be used in the same sentence.
Phoenix:B--but I love her!!!
Jen: Phoenix!!!
Phoenix: Okay. Even though I thought I was thinking that in my head.
Robert Hunter:These hoards of superheroes begin fighting with these badguys and such.
Rober Hunter:Naturally, I go to check it out. BTW, I'm totally not lying
Phoenix: Objection!!! Your honor this statement is clearly contradicting the---er evidence.
Judge:What evidence.
Phoenix:THE..er evidence.
Judge:I'm sorry, but see nothing faulty here. I'll have to penaltise you.
*Phoenix takes 500 life point damage*
Phoenix life points:3500
Coachwhips life points:4000
Phoenix: (Uh oh. That didn't win me any points with the judge. And where the hell did that health bar meter come from? And what does that have anything to do with a court of law? Owell, best not to ask questions.)
Rober Hunter:Thats when that guy Speedball loses it and uses his superpowers to blow up the whole neighborhood. I was in total shock.
Phoenix:(Hmmm... somethings bugging me. It has something to do with something Jennifer said. Wait, could it be---)
Jen: Phoenix, whatcha thinking?
Phoenix: (Oh, now she can't hear me.) Lets go back to that last statement.
Robert Hunter:Thats when that guy Speedball loses it and blows up the entire neighborhood. I was in total shock.

*slams on desk*
Phoenix: Mr. Hunter, I find that hard to believe.
Robert Hunter:?
Phoenix:Take a look at this wikipedia article.
evidence=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_Baldwin#Powers_and_abilities
Robert Hunter:So. Its too big. What part do you want me to see?
Judge:Yes, Phoenix which part is it that contradicts Nitr-- I mean Roberts testimony? I'll give you one chance.
Phoenix: (One chance?! Oh, thanks for being harsh....b!tch.)
Judge:What was that?
Phoenix: I said the problem lies under the section powers and abilities. During the time of the stanford incedent, Robbie Baldwin---DID NOT YET HAVE EXPLOSIVE POWERS!!!!!
Nitr--I mean Robert Hunter:*crinjes*!!!!!
Judge: What does this mean?
Phoenix: It MEANS exactly what I said. Robbie absolutely could not have blown up Stamford and it was infact one of the other heroes or villains!!!!!
Robert Hunter:Gahhhhhh!!!!!
Phoenix:In yo face prick.
Jen:Uh, Phoenix, you shouldn't be celebrating yet. Just look at Coachwhip.
Coacwhip:tsk, tsk, you foolish of foolish fools. The prosecution has this to say. So what?
Phoenix:So...what?
Coachwhip:All this does is prove the prosections theorie that Speedball did blowup that neighborhood.*cracks whip* There is no proof that his powers hadn't evolved to explosive natures before Stamford.
Phoenix:Nuh uh, I have Civilwar#1---*gets whipped*
Coachwhip:Witness, give your testimony now. Tell them how sure you were that it was infact Speedball that blew up and no other hero or villain.
Robert Hunter:With pleasure toots. By the way this testimony will definately have zero lies. Positively absolutely none. Nope, nuhuh. Zero.
Jen:Phoenix,breaking the fourth wall won't help you here. It never helps in situations of great dire...exept for Michael Jackson.
Phoenix:*has flashback of Michael Jackson calling the power of the children of the world*(Man, MJs hot. I wish I were a child)

 

[Sloth7d]

Witness tesimony: I'm sure of it!
Robert Hunter:Look, the prick did it!
Robert Hunter:And ya know how? I saw em.
Robert Hunter: He was right infront of me, I could see him clear as day.
Robert Hunter: Give him the death penalty already!
End witness testimony.
Judge:Hmmmm... Okay this time, I'm 100% sure he's not lying. Infact, I 'll give my verdict right now.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!!!! The defense has a right to cross examine!
*crowd in courtroom becomes restless*
Crowd:Booooo! This lawyer sucks.
Crowd:Its obvious the witness is lying, but who cares?Its Speedball
Crowd:I thought capcom wasn't doing anymore crossovers with marvel.
Judge: Order! Order! Look, I said, I'm sure he's not lying. Are you calling me myself a lyer?
Phoenix:Um....Well not a liar per say---
Judge:Thats it! Baliiiiiiiiifff!!!!
Baliff:Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?
Judge:Get the TABLE!
JR: Ohno, what a debocle this is King! He's actually going slam him threw it.
King:What an innappropriete time for commentary.
Phoenix:Wait, wait, wait, can I crossexamine if I say pretty please.?
Judge:Hmf....well, alright. But I'm sure that I'm 100% right that he's 100 right. And since this is a fact, I will not allow you to badger the witness. You get to press one part of his testimony and thats it.*gets whipped*
Coachwhip:You foolishly foolish fool. This is a foolishly foolish waste of the courts time.
Judge: Okay, whip me again and I'll shoot you. No playin around. The judges robe is off. Do it again and your *&^%#$ dead.
Coachwhip:Um....you*cracks whip* cross examine. Now.
Phoenix:(Bout time she whipped me again. That'll show that judge whos the alpha male here.)
Witness tesimony: I'm sure of it!
Robert Hunter:Look, the prick did it!
Robert Hunter:And ya know how? I saw em.
Robert Hunter: He was right infront of me, I could see him clear as day.
Phoenix:Hold it! (There is something definately not right with this piece of testimony. Plus its the only relevant thing I can disprove.On chance! Make it count.)
Phoenix:Mr. Hunter, you say you were close to the defendant?
Robert:Yes.
Phoenix:How close?
Robert:Look, does it matter? I was close enough to know it was him.
Coachwhip: Objection!!! Is there some relevance to this badgering. Your honor I move that this line of questioning is inappropriate.
Judge:Yes, Mr.Phoenix. Is this topic really that relevant to the case?
Phoenix: (Damn, shes getting defensive. Shes hiding something. She doesn't want me to discover something that is like painfully obvious to the veiwer reading this. What do I do?)
Choices:
Press further.
Give up and leave.
Do the hockey pokey.
.....
Judge:Mr.Wright what are you doing?
Coachwhip:*cracks whip*foolishly foolish fool. Quit stalling and accept defeat.
Phoenix: (Damn, I thought my Hockey pockey dance would make them forget about how badly I'm getting my ass kicked here.)
Judge:Mr.Wright. I'll ask you again. Is this really relevant to the court?
choices:
Press further
Give up and leave
Attempt the Hockey pokey again.
......
Judge:Mr. Wright where are you going?
Phoenix:Um, I was going to give up and leave. Is there a problem with that?
Judge:Nothing....Accept that I'll throw you in jail for abandoning your client.
Phoenix: (Crud. That sucks. What could be the right choice?)
Choices:
PRESS FURTHER DAMMIT! WHAT ARE YOU A MORON!
SERIOUSLY, PRESS FUUUUUURRRTHER!!!!!
Do the hockey pockey dance again. They just didn't get it last time.
......
Judge:Mr.Wright, what are you going to do?
Phoenix: Well, I was going to do that dance one more time for you, but I'll chance it and insist that this questions relevance is of the up most importance. Now Mr. Hunter. How far away from the defendant were you?
Robert:Look buddy, be easy. If you really have to know it couldn't have been more than 10 feets distance from me and the guy.It was definately him.
Coachwhip:There are you happy. 10 feet. Theres no way Robert could have been mistaken.
Judge:Well, you got your answer Mr.Wright. Now, is there anything wrong with the witnesses answer? If so show the evidence that proves it.
........
Phoenix:TAKE THAT!
Judge:I said show. You didn't have to throw the darn evidence at me.
Phoenix:Sorry. Anyway, Mr.Hunter, you say you were only 10 feet away from the defendant. I find that to be impossible. If that were true........THEN YOU WOULD NOT BE ALIVE TO TESTIFY IN COURT TODAY!!!!!!!
Robert:NNNNNnnngah!!!!
Coachwhip: OBjection!....you...--And exactly what does this prove?
Phoenix:It proves EXACTLY what I said. Robert Hunter could not have been 10 feet or even 50 feet away from the defendant. The explosion blew up an entire neighborhood, there is no way he could have been close at all without dying in the explosion too!!!!
Coachwhip:!!!!!!
Phoenix:Mr. Hunter, admit it you didn't see Speedball blow up at all. Because you weren't there to see anything!!!!
Robert:*crinje*rrrrrr......
Coachwhip: Objection! Mr.Wright, but if the witness didn't see Speedball blowup, then who could have possiblely did the crime? The only one who survived the explosion was Speedball.*cracks whip* In that logic--NO ONE ELSE BUT THE DEFENDANT COULD HAVE NUKED THAT NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!
Phoenix:Urk...
Judge:See, Mr. Wright, I told you I was right and you were wrong. There is noone else who could have blown up Stamford. And in the case that nothing possibley could condradict this, I think I should give my ruling.
Jen: Phoenix, think.
Phoenix:But what is there to think about? Nobody even cares about Speedball.
Jen: Do you think anyone even KNOWS who Coachwhip is? Whats she even doing in this story at all? Anyway, think. Maybe the defendant isn't lying. Think what if the witness WAS there. What does that mean?
Phoenix:.......
Jen:.....Well....
Phoenix:Well, what? I thought you were going to tell me.
Jen:Um, no. I wasn't
Phoenix:$%#%! You know this is the same thing Mia used to do to me. Do everthing but tell me the right answer, even though she clearly knows what it is. You know how many penalties I got because of that?! Our clients life is on the line and you want to play teacher?
Jen: Phoenix! S. T. F. U. and think for yourself.
Phoenix:(Okay, think what should I do know?)
choices:
Give the right answer
Give the wrong answer
Phoenix:Wow, what unusually asinine choices. Anyway....

Coachwhip:!
Robert:!
Judge:!
Phoenix:*points* There is one more person who could have done it. And why not he said he was there himself.*gets whipped*
Coachwhip:What? Who else could possibley ---wait! You aren't suggesting....
Phoenix:Thats exactly, what I'm suggesting. Robert Hunter IS THE KILLER OF ALL THOSE 600 PEOPLE!!!!!!
Robert:Gaaaaahhh!!!
Judge:Well, my word. What a turn of events*gets whipped* Oh thats it.
CoachWhip:You---do you realise how moronic that sounds?
Phoenix:Actually, it makes much sense! Seeing as I'm the protagonist that clearly is the only explanation. And since your like the bad guy, then clearly---YOU ARE 100% SUPER AWESOMELY WRONG!!!!
Coachwhip:!!!!!!
Phoenix:I think that ends this case.
........
Coachwhip: Objection! One word prick. Evidence.
Phoenix:Uhuh....looks like I jumped the gun...... I should get whipped for that. Yeah.
Coachwhip:Shutup fool. Now, present hard cold evidence that your right...if it exist.
Phoenix: (Ohno, I have to present clear evidence right here and now. Perk up Phoenix, Robert Hunter did it. I have everything I need here.) Here you go Coachwhip. 100% evidence that Robert Hunter did the crime!

evidence=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitro_%28comics%29

Phoenix:Robert Hunters alias is the villain NONE OTHER THAN NITRO!!!!! And his villain power is none other than to explode!!!!!!!!!!
Coachwhip:!!!!!!
Phoenix:Now given Speedballs kinetic shielding powers, he could have survived the exposion despite being there. And the explosion would send him flying a long distance. Which would explain why he was launched at such a great distance by the explosion!!!!
I believe Nitro was one of the villains Speedball faced and he was infact the one that blew up Stamford!
Nitro:Gaaaaaaah!!!!!
Coachwhip:This, this can't be.
Nitro:Hold it!!!!! Prove it. Prove I was in Stamford when that happened.
Phoenix:What? You said it in your own testimony you *****e.
Nitro:Well, well I was lying.
Phoenix: (Okay, I need proof that Nitro was in Stamford when this occured. And I think I have it.) Okay Nitro TAKE THAT!!!!

Evidence=Civilwar:Wolverine

Phoenix:In here it clearly saids that---A WITNESS SAW YOU LEAVING STAMFORD SHORTLY AFTER THE EXPLOSION!!!!!
Nitro:*darthvaderstyle*N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*bangs head repeatedly on desk*
Coachwhip:No, you foolishy foolish(add more redundancy here) I can't seem to think of any synonyms for foolish, so I'll just whip you until I remember.
Phoenix:*gets whipped**gets whipped**gets whipped**gets whipped*
Judge: Okay enough!
Phoenix:Holy cow, I think I'm in love.....*faints*
......
Judge:Well, Mr.Wright. If anything I can say this. This trial was completely asinine and made a mockery of what it means to be apart of the American juditial system.
Phoenix:*nods head*I agree.
Judge:None the less, I'm prepared to give my verdict. Will the defendant please take the stand.
.....
Judge:Speedball, though I'm still sure noone cares about you in the least bit, I cannot convict you of a crime pending current circumstances. I find the defendant---
NOT GUILTY
*crowd celebrates*
Judge:Court is adjourned.*bangs gavel*
Voice: OBJECTION!!!!!!!!
Judge:!
Phoenix:!
Coachwhip:!
Jen:!
Tony Stark:Sorry, guys but pending the outcome of the registration act, I find that my authority can override the judges.
Judge:What? On what grounds.
Tony: On the grounds that I can repulsatory blast your head off.
Judge: OH, well good point.
Phoenix: Objection!!!!! The Judge has already given his verdict!
Tony: Overruled!!!! I'm too much of a *****e to let that stop me.Under the laws of the registration act, Speedball is under arrest.
Phoenix:Registration Act?! Man you guys sound like A-holes.
Tony:Anyway, I find that Speedball was being criminally neglegent and in effect caused the death of those 600 guys AND NOT NITRO!!!!
Phoenix:Man, you guys really are a-holes.
Tony:In that effect, I'm taking Speedball with me and am not pressing charges against Nitro. Instead I'm gonna leave him here to blow you guys up. K bye.
Nitro:Yeah, more deaths. Any last words?
Phoenix:Yeah. For the love of God people read Annihalation instead of Civilwar. This may be a slightly exxaggerated version of what happened so far, but come on, I used the word slightly
Nitro:Goodbye.
Wolverine:*out of nowhere* Give me a hand.
Nitro: pwned for real this time.
Wolverine:And a ko punch!
Phoenix:Thank the dues ex machinas for Wolverine. I almost died man.
Jen:Its no time to be celebrating yet. We just lost our client to a higher power without a fair trial. This isn't over yet.
Phoenix:Uh....yeah it is. Come on, its CivilWar.
*awkward silence*
*bang*
Jen: Oh #$%@, someone just shot Coachwhip. Shes dead.
Phoenix:Hey where'd the Judge go?

The end.....or is it?