COMPLAINT: Mike Meyers Still Alloweed To Make Films!

[ToddIsDead]

I take it no-one has seen So I Married An Axe-Murderer then...

Horrible movie...

 

[Fettastic]

Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head!
Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin!
That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!
Head! Move!

Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can!
Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik!
Spherical, but quick pointy in parts.
Well, that was off sides, wasn't it?
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow


And one of my favorites...

Charlie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called ****kyew!*

I stand corrected, that was fuckin' hilarious!

 

[Fettastic]

Every time Mike Myers makes a film an angel gets ass-raped.

 

[Fettastic]

Mike Myers: A portrait

 

[green]

Every time Mike Myers makes a film an angel gets ass-raped.

Creatvive and constructive.
Wow.

 

[Fettastic]

I don't want to say Mike has no talent....he just hasn't discovered it yet.

 

[Movies205]

I just can't stand this guy. Yeah he was mildly amusing in the Wayne's World films, but everything he's done since then has been pure, unadulterated CRAPOLA! Now it sounds like he's going to ruin another great premise after defecating on Cat in the Hat:

"Paramount Pictures has signed Mike Meyers to star in the comedy HOW TO SURVIVE A ROBOT UPRISING.

The story centers on a technical administrator who has the thankless job of sounding warnings against the growing presence of robots and researching ways to keep those robots from taking over.


The script by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant is based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editoria...tion=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51102

Human *****ebag

Why don't you just ignore his films?

 

[Fettastic]

Why don't you just ignore his films?

Why don't you do some spring cleaning in your bunghole?

Seriously, I just kept giving him the benefit of the doubt. The first 2 Austin films I was a captive audience and everyone told me how drop-dead hilarious the 3rd one was so I rented it. I don't think I even smiled the whole time. I liked the Grinch enough to risk him in CitH, but yeah he screwed it up just like I was afraid he would. That film wasn't only his fault though, a lot of people dropped the ball on that one.

 

[Movies205]

Why don't you do some spring cleaning in your bunghole?

Seriously, I just kept giving him the benefit of the doubt. The first 2 Austin films I was a captive audience and everyone told me how drop-dead hilarious the 3rd one was so I rented it. I don't think I even smiled the whole time. I liked the Grinch enough to risk him in CitH, but yeah he screwed it up just like I was afraid he would. That film wasn't only his fault though, a lot of people dropped the ball on that one.

Obviously people find him funny, I don't get why your throwing such a hissy fit about it. Like I personally think Mike Myers is only funny in small doses but if people like him then so be it, I'll go watch things I'll find funny. I don't get why you're so hostile to him.

 

[Fettastic]

Obviously people find him funny, I don't get why your throwing such a hissy fit about it. Like I personally think Mike Myers is only funny in small doses but if people like him then so be it, I'll go watch things I'll find funny. I don't get why you're so hostile to him.

All I'm saying is that this sounds like a good concept and it's too bad that Myers will take a king-sized crap all over it. You know, like he always does. Am I not allowed to hold that opinion or something?

 

[Movies205]

All I'm saying is that this sounds like a good concept and it's too bad that Myers will take a king-sized crap all over it. You know, like he always does. Am I not allowed to hold that opinion or something?

I apologize I didn't read your first post all the way through, I just thought the thread was all about how mike myers sucks... My bad