Cool story bro.

[Darthphere]

Back in my high school days I was friends with a couple. They broke up and the break up was lets say not good. The guy was pretty psychotic. The type of guy who punches and kicks **** when pissed. Anyway, one day during lunch his ex was seen sitting in some dude's lap and he flipped the **** out. After school we were all hanging out and he shows up and gets in her face yelling like a mad man. And I quote:

"Next time I see you with that guy I'm going to ****ing kill you and him. I'm going home and getting a knife."

Suffice to say, we waited to see if he actually went to get a knife. He didn't. So I was thinking about this one day and I was like "Man, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to that day and have a knife on me."

The end.

 

[SsM]

Umm.. What?

 

[enterthemadness]

Cool story bro.

 

[Darthphere]

Umm.. What?

What didn't you understand?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This is out of character. Darth, is Bendis writing you?

 

[enterthemadness]

The time travel part...

 

[Darthphere]

This is out of character. Darth, is Bendis writing you?

Read it again knowing what you know about Darthphere.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

 

[Kane52630]

What a story, Mark.

 

[SsM]

Oh hai, kane.

 

[Darthphere]

Kane you're tearing me apart!

 

[Darthphere]

The moral of the story is, time travel is dangerous and should not be taken lightly.

 

[I'm Not a Hero]

wat

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So anyways, how's your sex life?

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Hi doggy!

 

[Shemtov]

Your Lying! I nevah hit you!
I fed up with wold.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Fascinating tale, kinsman.