Corny Jokes!

[Super Flight]

Please list some corny jokes here! corny jokes can somtimes be so stupid they can be really funny, So if any one has any really bad random jokes add them here!

 

[Ronny Shade]

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?




























dam

 

[Super Flight]

^ hahahah

 

[DV8]

what do you call a dog w/ no legs?





































doesn't matter, he won't come anyway . . .

 

[Bat Attack]

What kind of diet always works?








































a "See Food" diet. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOZ

 

[Sabretooth]

Why was I born in Louisiana????

























To be close to my mom. Hyuck hyuck hyuck

 

[Super Flight]

HAHZAHAHAHahaha

 

[Bat Attack]

Why do some ****es have belly button rings?












































to hang air fresheners from. AHAAHAHHAHAAHLOLOLOLOLOZ!!!LOL! THATZ 1 ROXORZ!

 

[Super Flight]

what do you call an idiot that can ruin a movie franchise by throwing jars at it?


















a JAr Jar Binks

 

[Kritish]

What do you call a belly button piercing bellow the belt?



Pubic Zerconia

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

joke threads always waste yards and yards of internet.

 

[Bat Attack]

What do you call a man who ruined the old Batman franchise by giving the batsuits nipples, huge cod-pieces, and making Gotham City full of neon?
































Joel Schumacher

 

[Super Flight]

what do you call a 95 year old cheerleader??














ol' yeller

 

[Bat Attack]

What do you call a fat-ass?








































Rosie O'Donnell

 

[Kritish]

What do you call a man who ruined the old Batman franchise by giving the batsuits nipples, huge cod-pieces, and making Gotham City full of neon?

Joel Schumacher

What do you call a man who saved the Batman franchise and made Gotham the way it should have been?

Nolan.

 

[Super Flight]

hahahaha

 

[Bat Attack]

What did the cat say to the dog?






























The molecular changes in air density will define future equations in the field of Ham research.

 

[Super Flight]

What did the cat say to the dog?



The molecular changes in air density will define future equations in the field of Ham research.

hahah

 

[Super Flight]

what do you call a black family in a red car























a kit-kat-bar




(since i'm not black i'll have to do this.....*punches self in gut*)

 

[Kritish]

What do you get when you cross and aphrodisiac with a laxative?

Easy come, easy go.

 

[Bat Attack]

What do you get when you have food poisoning












Bloody Diarreah, Constant vomiting, and a fever.

 

[Super Flight]

Why was the Crayola factory out of White Clay?



















Becasue michael jackson needed more

 

[Bat Attack]

Whats Micheal Jackons favorite sale at the mall?





Littles boys underwear 1/2 off

 

[Bat Attack]

How do you know its time to go to bed at the Jackson house?




When the big hand is over the little hand.

 

[Super Flight]

what do you call someone whose running away from cops after steeling playboy magazines?


















super flight