Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

50 Shades is now more accurate to the book and rated X, heck I'd go see it now.

I wish my certain someone had a bit more curves and skooshy bits.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted! But now she can't stop complaining about those extra pounds she "magically" put on. She better never finds out who asked for those...

I wish I had less curves! Oh, we could make a trade...

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I get your curves... guess I'm going shopping for bras. Worst trade deal in history.

I wish the stupid deer around here wouldn't tempt my dogs to chase after them so much, buncha lousy troublemakers!

 

[MissMarvelous]

guess I'm going shopping for bras.

haha bras and fitting jeans, because... I mean, I'm blessed from behind as well. You went all in, sorry!

Bambi is having fun with your good bois, let them! Otherwise the good bois would get bored.. youdon't want bored good bois, right?

I wish this sh*t to be over and be able to plan some holidays!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Same, if we all wish for that maybe we'll have some luck.

Can't let the good bois and girls run wild with deer could be a little wolf comes out and they sink in the fangs, that would be bad for everyone.

I wish my 'ride or die' friends actually stuck around instead of dispersing into the four winds.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Well, they must be ridding. If they don't ride, they die! And we don't want that, right?

I wish I had a magical wardrobe so that I don't have to go shopping.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but it's basically just a green blanket so you can photoshop in clothes for online teleconferences.

I wish for a can of diet coke.

 

[hellblazer103]

Diet soda is not that much more beneficial to your health than regular soda. You have now burnt the inside of your stomach. And the can contains some AIDs, so you got that going for you too.

I wish the interior of my car door would stay on without taping it .

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your car door is now molded seamlessly to the frame, you'll have to get in by jumping through the window Dukes of Hazard style.

I wish I could resist the siren song of pizza, it's irresistible.

 

[MissMarvelous]

No, do not resist!!! Tell her to call me too. Pizza is always a good plan.

I wish immediate healing for all my cat's scratches.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your scratches heal over instantly, trapping the itchy cat poison in your skin.

I wish the last drop of gas in my truck gets me to the petrol station so I don't have to hoof it.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but... tell me, What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

I wish my medical care provider weren't so cheap.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Medical care is free for all, the quality of the care however is sketchy at best and the wait times skyrocketed.

I wish we would all be responsible citizens and not need stupid Presidents, Prime Ministers, Queens, etc.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Do you believe in fairytales or what?

I wish I could eat what I eat without gaining weight!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

What you eat dissipates into nothingness in the back of your throat, no weight gain.

I wish there were dials you could access with your mind that could turn up or down your energy levels, hunger, various emotional states, etc.

 

[MissMarvelous]

You can only call one a month to one of those numbers, you can't have them all in one month. And most of the times the lines are about to collapse since we all are trying to connect.

I wish our dollar/local currency exchange rate didn't suck so much.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your currency becomes number 1 in the world, and literally every country in the area decides to get froggy and try to hostile takeover.

I wish magic and science combined and there were guardian Wizards and dragons and elves and stuff.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, sound like fun let's add some aliens, huh.

I wish there were a big medical scan and we can get al overall analysis instead of having to actually go to the doc like 5/6 times.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Easily solved now we have Star Trek Tricorders, a simple scan and it knows what's up and how to fix it. But taxes for it are pretty brutal.

I wish fundamental laws were inviolate. ie. Do not kill now means you don't even get the possibility, your brain shuts your body down cold. Same with thievery and all the other bad things. We gonna have peace if I have to comatose every one of you yardapes!

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's a good one, I don't think I want to spoil it.

I wish I could go to sleep ang grow 7 inches taller :P

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your torso is 7 inches taller, your arms and legs are the same size, good luck buying clothes.

I wish something was 7 more inches.

 

[MissMarvelous]

No matter how I spoil that wish, is gonna end up sounding terrible hahaha but, ok... Here's the deal: it gets 7 inches. Thicker. Good luck powering it up.

I wish we don't get banned for that!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

If we get banned we can get more stuff done without distractions.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about tomorrow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Just PM'd you, of course! Duh.

I wish you would reply asap! hahah

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Wish granted.

I wish I could live this day in it's entirety doing whatever I want and then have the option to push a reset button and do it again differently.