Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now you have decided to paint everything in a very specific shade of [blank] which you're not being able to find.

I wish I had said NO to the hairdresser when he asked "Are we getting a haircut?" - I'm effing Britney now.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you said no to the haircut but yes to the Brazilian Wax, ooh la la.

I wish for a peaceful transfer of power to all countries from now on.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now everything is SO peaceful that it's extremely boring.

I wish I had some ice cream on my fridge... I think "THAT" is coming.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Like any good Djinn I'm going to honor the wording of the wish, all the ice cream lands on your fridge!

I wish all this snow outside was medical grade cocaine and had no lasting side effects, just the desired wake up and vroom vroom effects.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Well, you no longer have to shovel that snow!!! All those junkies are now taking care of it. LOTS of junkies.

I wish I could take a 20min power nap - I need to recharge and some friends are coming over tonight.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

After the nap power all over the city has been drained but you have never felt better and people say "you're glowing" so there's that which is nice.

I wish people that decide for sure to commit self destruction had one person enter their lives in the nick of time and make that situation better.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but that person has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, and spams them with happy memes for life.


I wish for the Star Wars fandom to calm down.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The Fandom falls into a coma, the result of watching the last movie. They might never recover, George Lucas, you're our only hope!

I wish I had perfect draw in Hearthstone and the perfect counter for every power play.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but that wish has been spoiled due to boredom and I had nothing to do with it

I wish I had been wiser with my paycheck this month.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You were very frugal with your money this month but you have to settle for generic brands and the cheapest things that will need to be replaced sooner.

I wish Christmas was the original holiday festival of Saturnalia.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I wish Christmas was the original holiday festival of Saturnalia.

You know that it requires a sacrifice, right? Most probably a human sacrifice. Not granted.


I wish I could spend my holidays abroad.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you've been approved for international travel, oooh, you're only choice is North Korea, yikes!

I wish everyone could get back one person they have lost, in mint condition no Pet Cemetery hijinks.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, they're back "in mint condition"... only for an hour and then they disintegrate into dust.

I wish my emotions weren't so strong.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Now your emotions are like background noise, you're vaguely aware of them but if you aren't focused on them you won't even be bothered, colours turn gray but so slowly you don't notice or even care.

I wish the Universe were packed with intelligent life on every single planet, with varying degrees of technology and minimal desire to conquer other worlds.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I wish the Universe were packed with intelligent life on every single planet, with varying degrees of technology and minimal desire to conquer other worlds.

You end up living in the universe of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda.

I wish Kevin Sorbo had major movie roles.

 

[Schlosser85]

You end up living in the universe of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda.

I wish Kevin Sorbo had major movie roles.

You get your wish, but it's because the cast of The Avengers was killed in a tragic plane crash en route to ComicCon and in a pinch, Marvel replaced every role with Kevin Sorbo. He further uses his Christian Right connections to turn the MCU into an extension of the God's Not Dead franchise and now in every MCU installment the villain is a cartoonish atheist and the superheroes bash you over the head with their Christianity harder than they beat up the evil deep state liberal Planned Parenthood employee bad guys. Also, he gets Thor written out entirely because the existence of a Norse god offends him. The mid-credits scenes are now the entire MCU cast onstage joined hands singing "What If God Was One Of Us?".

I wish Gareth Edwards would direct more movies.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Well feck, I can't corrupt that one, he directed Rogue One so he gets a pass. And then he gets handed like... 25 basic movies but makes them great.

I wish transitioning from one gender to another granted that person instant hotness.

 

[Schlosser85]

Well feck, I can't corrupt that one, he directed Rogue One so he gets a pass. And then he gets handed like... 25 basic movies but makes them great.

I wish transitioning from one gender to another granted that person instant hotness.

Your wish is granted. Alas, you are now uncontrollably attracted to Donald Trump when he becomes....Donella Trump.

I wish I was able to love the new Godzilla movies more.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

All Apologies, the only way for you to enjoy those movies more is to make you super turbo weeb, r.i.p.

I wish I was the Final Highlander with all the powers and longevity that comes with that.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted!

I wish I could stop second-guessing myself.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, be prepared for the consequences of making snap decisions, it's still 50/50 which is the best any of us can hope for.

I wish I had a Soft Serve Ice Cream dispenser with 30+ flavors and infinite refill.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, granted. I'll have to share it with me, tho' - Otherwise, there's no infinite refill and you'll always have to think "is it over yet? is it over yet?"... imagine the anxiety!

I wish I could be her for a full day.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you find that the saying "the grass is always greener on the other side" is true, this life is much richer and more interesting than yours, going back is going to be rough.

I wish hair was adjustable and variable with a thought, no more manual cutting and styling and dyeing.

 

[MissMarvelous]

You have to really focus, this is a hair by hair process... hope you have time!!!

I wish my parent stop wishing I were a little less me and just accept that I'm absolutely ME.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

They become comfortable with the absolute you to the point where they can anticipate your every choice and will offer advice constantly on how to proceed with your life.

I wish things like ASMR and Binaural Beats actually put me to sleep consistently.