craziest thing youe ever did?

[GoldenAgeHero]

what the craziest shnit you ever did? it could be anything.

 

[Erzengel]

Well there's a fine line between crazy and stupid, I don't know where that line is.

 

[JLBats]

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Climbed that tree

 

[Tsunulia]

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Ditto.................

 

[Kable24]

flipped a car and laughed about it.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

use capitalization and punctuation

 

[punishermax]

Once hit a molotov cocktail with a baseball bat in my backyard. Stupid.

 

[Hades]

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Climbed that tree

i once climbed a gigantic tree and was too scared to climb down so i aws stuck in it for an hour untill somebody noticed and called the firemen lol

 

[Bat Attack]

I stayed at the Sheraton in Springfield, Mass during spring break last year, and one night I took a dump in one of those plastic laundry bags with the top that ties up, waited until like midnight, went out to the elevator threw it in, pushed the lobby button and jumped out really fast. LOL, I wonder who found it.

 

[Abaddon]

I blew up my high school,and killed the Mayor.

 

[thedeadite]

one thing i can think of involved a flaming 2x4 and my back, but ended up involving my head also...oh the blood....

i'm sure there's many many more things

 

[screech_turbo]

saw "batman forever" in the theater the week it opened

jumped off the jungle gym

slapped a cigarette out of my dad's mouth

 

[E. Bison]

I broke into my teachers classroom IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL while she wasn't there and stole lotza candy.

-*********ed during class with two girls sitting next to me in a table group and got caught by a kid across from me who luckily didn't speak English.

-*********ed at church during a sermon and in the confession booth.

 

[Tangled Web]

Bison, you sick freak.

 

[Excel]

hit a parked cop car.

 

[Sentinel X]

Tripped over a cordless phone.

Asked to put a free sample on layaway.

 

[Tangled Web]

There is this hot teacher at school. I don't have her, nor will I ever. Well one day she's working the food cart at lunch. Well, on a dare, I go up there with a bag of chips I had bought and say "These chips aren't jot enough, you got anything, hotter?" I then walk away and go back to my seat.
At the end of lunch she walks over to where I am and says "Were those chips ok?" I say "Yeah, they turned out to be alright." She then pats me on the lower back and walks away.

 

[Sentinel X]

There is this hot teacher at school. I don't have her, nor will I ever. Well one day she's working the food cart at lunch. Well, on a dare, I go up there with a bag of chips I had bought and say "These chips aren't jot enough, you got anything, hotter?" I then walk away and go back to my seat.
At the end of lunch she walks over to where I am and says "Were those chips ok?" I say "Yeah, they turned out to be alright." She then pats me on the lower back and walks away.

That reminds me what I said to my asst. principal.She came over and I was like 'Dumbasses say what!'...like really fast...and sure enough she goes 'whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?'...then she calls me a smart ass.

And my English teacher...I put my fist closed to his face,tapped his shoulder, and he turns around full speed and hits my fist...it was so funny.

 

[Tangled Web]

And my English teacher...I put my fist closed to his face,tapped his shoulder, and he turns around full speed and hits my fist...it was so funny.

What'd he do?

 

[E. Bison]

Bison, you sick freak.

Oh you don't know the half of the things I, BISON, have done.

-*********ed on the bus ride home and left my mess in a hole in the seat in front of me.

-Manager/boss who was a hot chick bragged to me about pierced nipples and asked to see them. She showed me and I started sucking on them for like 15 minutes DURING WORK.

-Wanted my friend to lose his virginity and experience sex so I got him a prostitute.

-Had unprotected sex with girl I just met a bar. (I paid the consequences for that one, btw)

-Let a girl drive my car because it's an awesome car in exchange for sex.

 

[The Traveller]

I don't know anybody named Youe
who is he/she?

 

[Erzengel]

Like this one time in school I totally unbuttoned my top button and undid my tie a lil and stuck it the school dress code. I was so f'ing cool.

 

[Abaddon]

Oh you don't know the half of the things I, BISON, have done.

-*********ed on the bus ride home and left my mess in a hole in the seat in front of me.

-Manager/boss who was a hot chick bragged to me about pierced nipples and asked to see them. She showed me and I started sucking on them for like 15 minutes DURING WORK.

-Wanted my friend to lose his virginity and experience sex so I got him a prostitute.

-Had unprotected sex with girl I just met a bar. (I paid the consequences for that one, btw)

-Let a girl drive my car because it's an awesome car in exchange for sex.

Never shaking your hand,boss.

 

[Tangled Web]

That manager one was pretty cool. I envy you.

 

[Sentinel X]

What'd he do?

Nothing...me and my friends joke around with him all the time.We call him names and make fun of him...and he does the same to us.He knows were joking around

Oh you don't know the half of the things I, BISON, have done.



-*********ed on the bus ride home and left my mess in a hole in the seat in front of me.



-Manager/boss who was a hot chick bragged to me about pierced nipples and asked to see them. She showed me and I started sucking on them for like 15 minutes DURING WORK.



-Wanted my friend to lose his virginity and experience sex so I got him a prostitute.



-Had unprotected sex with girl I just met a bar. (I paid the consequences for that one, btw)



-Let a girl drive my car because it's an awesome car in exchange for sex.

Its okay we know youre a virgin...no need to be ashamed a try to prove something