CrEEepPPY

[Master Chief]

I dunno. This word has played a big role in my life. Like, I go out of my way to not be "creepy" and somehow still end up being "creepy". Like. I'll run around a route that'll add five minutes to my trip and end up bumping into this person anyway making it look like I was stalking them or somes**t. I've given up lately and just stopped caring but like, yeah, I'm a decent guy and I hate making people uncomfortable but what the hell? I get s**t talked about behind my back all the time and I know it, and it's bulls**t. I understand the creepy factor from me not being all up there in my head, but werd upP what the cockles.

lol, once I was almost mugged and ended up talking to the guy for like 4 hours. I brought up my troubles and him his, and he's like, "Yeah, I hate being called a creep!" Then he went into this story where he followed this chick home and stuff, LOL. It's nuts. Ugh. F**ked up. Insight foresight more sight, the clock on the wall says a quarter past midnight.

 

[The Professor]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

 

[Master Chief]

It doesn't help I find it funny to watch their reactions when I say stuff like that.

"Last night I bought a hooker and I gave her a bar of soap and told her she can break herself in and clean her vagina!"

The reactions are priceless, and oh what a high cost I pay.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Is Chief high again?

 

[Halloween]

You're a male. You're creepy. No matter what.

 

[Eggyman]

Master Chief is an online poet.

 

[Master Chief]

Is Chief high again?

I haven't been high in a week.

You're a male. You're creepy. No matter what.

Master Chief is an online poet.

A starving artist!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Seriously, if you have to go out of your way to feel like you're not acting creepy, then you're probably really creepy. I have friends who constantly ask me if doing this was okay, or doing that was okay, and constantly doubt their social skills and frankly it comes off as being creepy.

 

[Master Chief]

I know I make people uncomfortable, I just think it's f**ked.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I know I make people uncomfortable, I just think it's f**ked.

You mentioned a girl in your openning post, so I can only assume this is somehow related to creepiness around women, but I'm just going off of assumption with this.

Though what I would say to you is most guys I know who come off as creepy are that way because they mask their intentions or at least try to act like they want something else when they are hitting on or socially interacting with the opposite sex. Most girls are well aware at your age of what it is that guys want. Girls know what a ******* is, they have probably tried several different kinds of sex, and they have absolutely had a one night stand, no matter how prudish you might think they are or how prudish they claim to be. Guys often make the fatal mistake of assuming they have to trick girls into having sex or even going on a date because why would any self-respecting female do such base and primitive things?

There is probably nothing more morally abscent to me than objectifying women or making lude and lascivious comments to a women. This is in part because I am in a management position and I am constantly guarded against any lawsuits that could come from the actions of my employees, but the fact is guys get away with this behavior all the time. Many of these guys still get laid, and have stable relationships. Point being, while these people may make comments or do things you view as creepy, they are very socially confident and don't make needless attempts to cover or mask their true opinions and intentions.

I think what it comes down to, ultimately, is just be yourself. If your instincts tell you to do something, whether it's approach someone, or call a girl out of the blue, whatever, just do it and don't spend time over analyzing whether it will be misconstrued as creepy, because chances are if you have to do that every time you find yourself fancying some girl, you're only going to be seen as more creepy. Doubt leads to fear, which leads to hestitation, which leads to you standing there gawking at some girl rather than actually talking to them...and there is nothing more creepy than that.

 

[Master Chief]

lOL yeah, and see, that's the thing, I know these people think I'm doing that but I'm not and that's why I think it's so f**ked up. The fact that I obsess over that fact doesn't help matters but srsly!

Anyway the creepy thing also extends past that to individuals thinking I'm going to stab them in the neck and stuff so.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

You seem to have a pretty good grasp on why people thing you're creepy. Now all you have to do is make the decision to stop doing that.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yeah, I don't really think that's what MC really wants to do. Just a feeling.

 

[Master Chief]

I'd rather get them taxidermied and make them my dolls. :heart:

 

[knowsbleed]

With working male and female parts.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I dunno. This word has played a big role in my life. Like, I go out of my way to not be "creepy" and somehow still end up being "creepy". Like. I'll run around a route that'll add five minutes to my trip and end up bumping into this person anyway making it look like I was stalking them or somes**t. I've given up lately and just stopped caring but like, yeah, I'm a decent guy and I hate making people uncomfortable but what the hell? I get s**t talked about behind my back all the time and I know it, and it's bulls**t. I understand the creepy factor from me not being all up there in my head, but werd upP what the cockles.

lol, once I was almost mugged and ended up talking to the guy for like 4 hours. I brought up my troubles and him his, and he's like, "Yeah, I hate being called a creep!" Then he went into this story where he followed this chick home and stuff, LOL. It's nuts. Ugh. F**ked up. Insight foresight more sight, the clock on the wall says a quarter past midnight.

Creepy is cool.

 

[Master Chief]

LOL naw, I need some plastic surgery.

 

[The Guard]

Being self aware is creepy. Especially in those "I was purposely avoiding you, so now it seems twice as awkward because we're both reacting to it" moments. I would love to see a videotape of Master Chief holding the door open for a woman, though.

 

[Master Chief]

werd upP. I hate it. I've stopped caring. Been drowning in my vices lately. I hold doors open like a gentlieman, and that's not awkwards at all. :heart: loL unless it's one of those f**ked up times where we get to the door at the same time, and I dunno what to do.

 

[PWN3R]

lol, once I was almost mugged and ended up talking to the guy for like 4 hours.

How did this happen? You get him to talk so he won't start with the hitting? Or do you make a comment on his approach?

Seriously, I'm intrigued. Do go on....

 

[Master Chief]

How did this happen? You get him to talk so he won't start with the hitting? Or do you make a comment on his approach?

Seriously, I'm intrigued. Do go on....

I was sitting on a park bench chainsmoking from a fresh pack of cigarettes, on my third, like 5 minutes from my house at 2 in the morning. This guy walks up and stops a little bit away from me, and I think he's gonna bum a smoke. I look up and see he's wearing a bandanna over his face and I rolled my eyes. LOL.

He said, "Hey, what do you have?" I said, "My keys, and a pack of smokes." Anyway it got pretty intense and we were shouting at each other, and he tried to jack my smokes but I told him I just spent the last of my cash on this s**t so I'm broke too. He suggested we rob people together. I laughed and said it wasn't for me, gave him a few smokes and he walked off.

So I smoke another 2 cigarettes and venture my way home, I took the sidestreet because it's faster even though I should have followed the guy so I wouldn't cross paths again. Y'know, closer you are to danger further from harm? So yeah, it applied here. I saw him sitting on someone's lawn practically RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. : Didn't want the guy to know where I live so we sat there and smoked and talked. He was trying to get money to pay his buddy back, because his buddy is pretty hardcore and would break knees and s**t. I wished him luck and walked him up to some street away from my house, then walked back home.

I was writing an essay for english and expected to be out of my house for half an hour tops. I left at 2 and got home at 6, my fresh pack of smokes was gone. My life is like woe. LOL. He did have a kitchen knife on him btw, and I was holding myself back from breaking the guy's face (before we were talking) because it would have been so easy but whatever, it turned out cool.

Interesting sidenote: We talked about getting jumped, and how we see the world. I said I wouldn't mind experiencing that. He said, "Nah, like getting jumped by 15 people man? Nah." 4 days later I was swarmed, had to get 30 stitches and 10 staples, lost my phone and ANOTHER pack of smokes. F**ked up.

 

[PWN3R]

I was sitting on a park bench chainsmoking from a fresh pack of cigarettes, on my third, like 5 minutes from my house at 2 in the morning. This guy walks up and stops a little bit away from me, and I think he's gonna bum a smoke. I look up and see he's wearing a bandanna over his face and I rolled my eyes. LOL.

He said, "Hey, what do you have?" I said, "My keys, and a pack of smokes." Anyway it got pretty intense and we were shouting at each other, and he tried to jack my smokes but I told him I just spent the last of my cash on this s**t so I'm broke too. He suggested we rob people together. I laughed and said it wasn't for me, gave him a few smokes and he walked off.

So I smoke another 2 cigarettes and venture my way home, I took the sidestreet because it's faster even though I should have followed the guy so I wouldn't cross paths again. Y'know, closer you are to danger further from harm? So yeah, it applied here. I saw him sitting on someone's lawn practically RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. : Didn't want the guy to know where I live so we sat there and smoked and talked. He was trying to get money to pay his buddy back, because his buddy is pretty hardcore and would break knees and s**t. I wished him luck and walked him up to some street away from my house, then walked back home.

I was writing an essay for english and expected to be out of my house for half an hour tops. I left at 2 and got home at 6, my fresh pack of smokes was gone. My life is like woe. LOL. He did have a kitchen knife on him btw, and I was holding myself back from breaking the guy's face (before we were talking) because it would have been so easy but whatever, it turned out cool.

Interesting sidenote: We talked about getting jumped, and how we see the world. I said I wouldn't mind experiencing that. He said, "Nah, like getting jumped by 15 people man? Nah." 4 days later I was swarmed, had to get 30 stitches and 10 staples, lost my phone and ANOTHER pack of smokes. F**ked up.

...damn.
You should be on Tha Carter IV.

 

[Master Chief]

I can't spit brah, I've tried, LOL.

 

[PWN3R]

All you need is the swagger and an assload of auto-tune doesn't hurt either.
Your album cover could be those pics with you and your guns, lulz.

 

[Master Chief]

lOL werd upPp bring on the $$$$$$