So the police came to my house.

[The Amazing Lee]

Smartass.

What I meant was "Was the truck you own stolen from you? Or are you driving a stolen truck?"

I assume the latter because they said to him 'This vehicle is stolen'

 

[enterthemadness]

Smartass.

What I meant was "Was the truck you own stolen from you? Or are you driving a stolen truck?"

Sorry, I saw the door was open and had to walk through it.

 

[Drakon]

Be careful with that. Whenever you walk into a room, you could be kicked in the nuts.

 

[enterthemadness]

Be careful with that. Whenever you walk into a room, you could be kicked in the nuts.

I usually stay away from people with a big orange afro. but thanks for the advice, skippy. (I'm just joking with the skippy part, don't ban me Mr. Mod sir.)

 

[tzarinna]

Be careful with that. Whenever you walk into a room, you could be kicked in the nuts.

Ummm,where would I get kicked

 

[xwolverine2]

Ummm,where would I get kicked

where ever it hurts most for women

 

[tzarinna]

*sheilds boobs*

 

[enterthemadness]

*sheilds boobs*

That sure was smooooth. If a guy with a big orange afro comes up to you, he sure won't know where to kick you at, now.

 

[xwolverine2]

do boobs really hurt anyways?

 

[tzarinna]

Only during PMS
But I've never been hit in them,I don't think

 

[xwolverine2]

......women.

 

[enterthemadness]

Only during PMS
But I've never been hit in them,I don't think

oh that's nice to know. thank you for that wonderful information. J/K.

 

[Hades]

Wait, they're saying your truck is stolen?

No. There was a stolen truck parked out in front of my house. They were accusing me of stealing it.

And now I can't sleep. Of all nights, the night where I could have gotten some rest.

 

[xwolverine2]

No. There was a stolen truck parked out in front of my house. They were accusing me of stealing it.

And now I can't sleep. Of all nights, the night where I could have gotten some rest.

why havent you complained?

or tell them you have children.

 

[TrailerCues]

No. There was a stolen truck parked out in front of my house. They were accusing me of stealing it.

Sounds like hell

 

[Ongie]

***redacted***

 

[Carter]

Sounds like they've got nothing on you, and you can basically tell them to go screw

 

[War Lord]

Ummm,where would I get kicked

He'd just use a longer, narrower shoe.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

do boobs really hurt anyways?

I can assure you that getting hit in the breast does hurt. I know from experience. Mainly because a BREASTED CITIZEN (that's a friend) I know had C's back in high school. I use to waylay those suckers.



and that sucks for you Hades, sorry man.

 

[terry78]

My neighborhood is chock full of shady dealings, and rest assured I'm certain quite a few vehicles parked around here are stolen. They wouldn't even know who to pin it on.

 

[Fred_Fury]

next time dont steal the truck!

 

[Immortalfire]

Weird story. How were you freezing cold in the middle of July

 

[U.S War Machine]

I wish I had a quarter pounder with cheese everytime I heard that one before.

 

[Immortalfire]

Well, here's one for this time...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Fight the power brotha