So the police came to my house.

[Hades]

Yep, banged on the door, woke me up. I ignored the banging for a bit because I thought it was my sister or somebody else. Anyway, eventually somebod yells "this is the RMCB get up" So i finally get get up, get to the door, no shirt on, pants hanging off my ass. Here was this midly attractive woman cop, and this big tall man who looked like that guy from Half-life2. So here I am at bloody close to 2 am freezing outside answering dumb ass questions. They were like "look at this truck" "is this your truck? blah blah blah" untill I asked what the hell happend, cause I thought my dad was up to some **** agian.

They finally tell me it's stolen. Go on questioning me, with long ass stares in the middle of each question. "how come you can't make make much eye contact with me when i ask you a question" I told the ****er cause he's creepy. And was he ever ...ugh. They pretty much harrased me. I hate cops. I'm kind of in shock and freezing from the cold right now..ugh. End rant.

 

[War Lord]

Did you need a quarter for your phone call?

 

[Hades]

Did you need a quarter for your phone call?

Wha? They neve actually took me down to the station.

 

[War Lord]

Wha? They neve actually took me down to the station.

I just thought you were locked out of your home.

 

[Iceman]

At least one of them was mildly attractive.

 

[War Lord]

At least one of them was mildly attractive.

It wasn't a total waste of his time.

 

[Hades]

Ugh, some young cop guy just came and questioned me agian. fkjfhjfhjkfhfjf.
How am I ever going to fall back asleep.

 

[tzarinna]

So what happened about the truck?

 

[War Lord]

Ugh, some young cop guy just came and questioned me agian. fkjfhjfhjkfhfjf.
How am I ever going to fall back asleep.

Just admit what you did and they'll give you a private cell with Bubba.

 

[Iceman]

Ugh, some young cop guy just came and questioned me agian. fkjfhjfhjkfhfjf.
How am I ever going to fall back asleep.

Tell them you're allergic to male cops.

 

[War Lord]

So what happened about the truck?

It's probably going to be towed.

 

[Iceman]

Just admit what you did and they'll give you a private cell with Bubba.

There's a big waiting list for that cell.

 

[War Lord]

There's a big waiting list for that cell.

I tend to think the line is longer for the cell with the 5'1 skinny accountant.

 

[Hades]

They were looking at it with flash lights. Now, they're not, but It's too dark to tell what they're doing.

 

[Iceman]

I tend to think the line is longer for the cell with the 5'1 skinny accountant.

There's only one Bubba. Noone else is anywhere near as 'friendly'.

 

[War Lord]

They were looking at it with flash lights. Now, they're not, but It's too dark to tell what they're doing.

My experience with this is that probably examining the truck to see if it's damaged, has it's original licence plate, and to see if there's any clues worth getting.

 

[Iceman]

They were looking at it with flash lights. Now, they're not, but It's too dark to tell what they're doing.

The *****es are still there?

 

[Hades]

My experience with this is that probably examining the truck to see if it's damaged, has it's original licence plate, and to see if there's any clues worth getting.

Yeah, they're going to ask me to come down to the station for finger prints sometime this week probably.

 

[tzarinna]

Yikes

 

[Mr. Credible]

i would've asked 'hottie cop' for her badge number, and tried to get a date to meet her at the municiple state court house.

 

[Iceman]

i would've asked 'hottie cop' for her badge number, and tried to get a date to meet her at the municiple state court house.

Yeah you can always turn these situations to your advantage.

 

[Drakon]

Wait, they're saying your truck is stolen?

 

[enterthemadness]

Wait, they're saying your truck is stolen?

No, they saw that oil was leaking from his truck...and decided to give him a free oil change.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

No, they saw that oil was leaking from his truck...and decided to give him a free oil change.

I wish I lived in canada.

 

[Drakon]

Smartass.

What I meant was "Was the truck you own stolen from you? Or are you driving a stolen truck?"