lemmasaurus
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So some dude who I can't remember ever talking to randomly IMed me and asked me to sign into his myspace because he was having trouble... of course I was incredulous, so I initially refused. He is persistent, insisting that he 'needs' to check it.
He asks for my myspace URL, and since I don't really care about it, I share it... He goes on to ask if I'm bi, which I found... bizarre. Especially since it says very clearly on my page that I am, in fact, straight.
All right, so Mr. Myspace is persistent and I accept his email and password and log in to his very mundane myspace. Since he willingly gave me this information, there's apparently nothing wrong with this.
So this fellow, already coming off very creepy, asks me if he can send me a naughty picture.
Uh huh. Yeah, I TOTALLY went for it.
Not.
I tell him outright that there is no possible way that I would ever want to see his undoubtedly average dick, and that he is a complete creeper for even offering.
So, still logged into his myspace, I post a little bulletin titled "I LIKE TO SHOW MY DICK TO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET :V"
And ooooooh Mr. Myspace apparently has had the upper hand this whole time, and has foiled me! Wow!
[FONT="](14:47:00) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOl, you dont eve know me.. ive been ****in with u this whole time, i dont even have a "naughty" picture[FONT="]
(14:47:02) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]but okay block me[FONT="]
(14:47:27) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT="]
(14:47:31) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]well that doesn't matter[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:33) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]okay have fun getting reported to the cops too[FONT="]
(14:47:38)[/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i posted a nice bulletin under your name :V[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, getting on my stuff and posting tuff..[FONT="]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]*bulletin[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:48) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you gave me your password[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:54) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]doesnt matter lol[FONT="]
(14:47:57) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i was acting completely within the law[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:00) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]in any case
[/FONT][FONT="](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]if i gave you my credit card and pin, and told you to buy something and u spent way more then i wanted u to
[FONT="](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you can't get in trouble for **** that happens on myspace unless it's actually illegal[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:18) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]u would still get in trouble lol
[FONT="](14:48:23) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]it would still be your fault.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:30) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you should never share your information in any form.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:45) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, anyways have fun when a detective calls you :P
[FONT="](14:48:48) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]whatever happens after that is just a consequence or your stupidity.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:49:00) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]whatever buddy.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:49:07) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you're a genuine *****ebag.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:49:22) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol thanks
[FONT="](14:49:57) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]anways just please get off my ****, and ill block u. i asked u a simple favor and u took advantge of it[FONT="]
(14:50:01) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]shows how mature u really care[FONT="]
(14:50:02) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]are*[FONT="]
(14:50:12) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]i guess u really just did turn 18[FONT="]
(14:50:18) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you're only 19[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:25) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOL i turn 20 next month[FONT="]
(14:50:26) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]that's hardly seniority
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:28) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]genius[FONT="]
(14:50:35) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]im still older
[FONT="](14:50:38) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]which means more mature[FONT="]
(14:50:40) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]ha
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]so please stop talking[FONT="]
(14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]right.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:46) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i don't think that's how it works.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]but have fun thinking you're so much better than me.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT="]
(14:51:14) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]then why can people drink at 21? cause they are more mature and can handle there selfs more.. supposedly. so obviously the older u are the more mature u are
[FONT="](14:51:44) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]man, you can't even spell.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:51:47) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]get the **** out~[/FONT]
What an *******. I have very, very serious doubts that anything I did was illegal.
PLEASE SHARE YOUR STORIES OF INTERNET CREEPS GETTIN' ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS!
He asks for my myspace URL, and since I don't really care about it, I share it... He goes on to ask if I'm bi, which I found... bizarre. Especially since it says very clearly on my page that I am, in fact, straight.
All right, so Mr. Myspace is persistent and I accept his email and password and log in to his very mundane myspace. Since he willingly gave me this information, there's apparently nothing wrong with this.
So this fellow, already coming off very creepy, asks me if he can send me a naughty picture.
Uh huh. Yeah, I TOTALLY went for it.
Not.
I tell him outright that there is no possible way that I would ever want to see his undoubtedly average dick, and that he is a complete creeper for even offering.
So, still logged into his myspace, I post a little bulletin titled "I LIKE TO SHOW MY DICK TO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET :V"
And ooooooh Mr. Myspace apparently has had the upper hand this whole time, and has foiled me! Wow!
[FONT="](14:47:00) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOl, you dont eve know me.. ive been ****in with u this whole time, i dont even have a "naughty" picture[FONT="]
(14:47:02) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]but okay block me[FONT="]
(14:47:27) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT="]
(14:47:31) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]well that doesn't matter[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:33) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]okay have fun getting reported to the cops too[FONT="]
(14:47:38)[/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i posted a nice bulletin under your name :V[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, getting on my stuff and posting tuff..[FONT="]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]*bulletin[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:48) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you gave me your password[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:47:54) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]doesnt matter lol[FONT="]
(14:47:57) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i was acting completely within the law[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:00) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]in any case
[/FONT][FONT="](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]if i gave you my credit card and pin, and told you to buy something and u spent way more then i wanted u to
[FONT="](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you can't get in trouble for **** that happens on myspace unless it's actually illegal[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:18) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]u would still get in trouble lol
[FONT="](14:48:23) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]it would still be your fault.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:30) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you should never share your information in any form.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:48:45) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, anyways have fun when a detective calls you :P
[FONT="](14:48:48) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]whatever happens after that is just a consequence or your stupidity.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:49:00) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]whatever buddy.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:49:07) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you're a genuine *****ebag.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:49:22) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol thanks
[FONT="](14:49:57) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]anways just please get off my ****, and ill block u. i asked u a simple favor and u took advantge of it[FONT="]
(14:50:01) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]shows how mature u really care[FONT="]
(14:50:02) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]are*[FONT="]
(14:50:12) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]i guess u really just did turn 18[FONT="]
(14:50:18) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]you're only 19[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:25) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOL i turn 20 next month[FONT="]
(14:50:26) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]that's hardly seniority
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:28) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]genius[FONT="]
(14:50:35) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]im still older
[FONT="](14:50:38) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]which means more mature[FONT="]
(14:50:40) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]ha
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]so please stop talking[FONT="]
(14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]right.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:46) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]i don't think that's how it works.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]but have fun thinking you're so much better than me.[/FONT][FONT="]
(14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT="]
(14:51:14) [/FONT][FONT="]*****ebag:[/FONT]then why can people drink at 21? cause they are more mature and can handle there selfs more.. supposedly. so obviously the older u are the more mature u are
[FONT="](14:51:44) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]man, you can't even spell.
[/FONT][FONT="](14:51:47) [/FONT][FONT="]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT="]get the **** out~[/FONT]
What an *******. I have very, very serious doubts that anything I did was illegal.
PLEASE SHARE YOUR STORIES OF INTERNET CREEPS GETTIN' ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS!