Cthulhu-verse thread

[KevanG]

Well Piper, we've got it's attention. Who did you sacrifice?

 

[Teelie]

Cthulhu doesn't want his followers getting into trouble on his behalf.

 

[Piper Maru]

Well Piper, we've got it's attention. Who did you sacrifice?

I tossed MrMaooz into a volcano with a whole bunch of Michael Bay movies, the resulting explosion was most impressive. So much so that it got the attention of the Great Old Ones.

 

[KevanG]

That would work.

 

[regwec]

The Elder Gods have a special plan for Michael Bay.

 

[KevanG]

One day he'll make an explosion so big and impressive Cthuy himself will arise to take a peek.

 

[C. Lee]

I think Cthulhu is just exercising his mod powers.

You really want to go down that lane?

 

[KevanG]

That would make him the Elder Mod.

 

[Piper Maru]

edit.

 

[Naked Shia]

Cthulhu has no better.

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[KevanG]

http://laughingsquid.com/friendship-is-maddness-a-cthulhu-themed-my-little-pony/

As if us Bronies weren't already insane enough.

 

[Piper Maru]

I know it's very early but still lol.

 

[regwec]

Sexy.

 

[KevanG]

I know it's very early but still lol.

Give these out at work. Don't sign them, just leave them in several peoples bags when they aren't looking and see what happens.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Dang it, the bronies got cuthulu too. Nothing's sacred

 

[Piper Maru]

I really hope bronies are the first thing to be destroyed after Cthulhu wakes up.

 

[KevanG]

Aww, that's not nice. Or it is because we're special.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Nah, it's just not nice

 

[KevanG]

Aww.

 

[Piper Maru]

Bronies are a symptom of moral decay.

Just being honest.

 

[KevanG]

I never said we weren't.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

The bronie agenda is influencing our young with subliminal occult messages.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'll pray for you sinners.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

The very first souls that I shall devour will be that of so-called "Bronies". Simply because I want to get all the "gross" tasting ones out of the way first. According to Nyarlathotep, Bronies taste like fermented tofu.