World Daily Diaries

[newwaveboy87]

those just have rooms with mattresses on the walls

 

[Specter313]

All that Days talk reminded me of this poll on another site:

Clay Aiken will perform two songs on the December 22 episode of Days Of Our Lives. If Aiken were to find some other way to ruin your holidays, what would be the worst?

~Coming out of the speakers at the mall when I'm doing my shopping

~Somehow inducing someone to buy his CD for me as a gift, which I would have to pretend to like

~Replacing that recording of the Yule Log

~Showing up at my house to carol

~Showing up at my house for holiday dinner escorting my nephew. I mean niece.

 

[newwaveboy87]

ba-zing with the last one!

 

[Exploding Boy]

dear diary,

what the hell does 'zomg' mean?

 

[triplefive]

it's like a really emphatic... or sarcastic... omg.

 

[Exploding Boy]

it's like a really emphatic... or sarcastic... omg.

I knew you would come to my rescue

 

[Kira]

Dear Diary,

I haven't had a steady stream of booty* since I broke up with The Old Guy. I want a boyfrieeeeennd.

Seriously.

*sex doesn't count.

 

[newwaveboy87]

sex? boyfriend?

what are these things you speak of?

 

[Kira]

I can barely remember.

 

[newwaveboy87]

they are foreign to me.
i'm a good little Catholic school boy.

i have no idea what these things are.

 

[Specter313]

they are foreign to me.
i'm a good little Catholic school boy.

i have no idea what these things are.

 

[newwaveboy87]

:gives Ryan the finger:

:heart:

 

[04nbod]

i'm a good catholic schoolgirl makes me want those things more

 

[newwaveboy87]

yeah no kidding.
i'm so tired of being a good boy.

i want to be bad, but then my sense of personal and moral responsibility kicks in.
damn morals.

 

[04nbod]

there are a lotta good ways to be bad between two consenting adults

 

[newwaveboy87]

yeah but the problem is finding another adult

 

[FRUITY]

yeah no kidding.
i'm so tired of being a good boy.

i want to be bad, but then my sense of personal and moral responsibility kicks in.
damn morals.

Does my eyes deceive me?

 

[newwaveboy87]

don't let my vocabulary fool you.
i'm really a huge prude.

 

[FRUITY]

You're such a letdown. I had high hopes for you.

 

[newwaveboy87]

ah, so you're just like all of my other girlfriends.
they all want me to be a ****. for real.

 

[Kira]

don't let my vocabulary fool you.
i'm really a huge prude.

Like OMG!?X!

I'm just like you... In a bizarro world.

I'm actually the biggest, backstabbing hor that has ever lived.

 

[newwaveboy87]

hor?
you mean ****e?

 

[Kira]

I'm just going to use the word "hor" from now on. Lack of grammar greets with me.

 

[newwaveboy87]

the english language makes no sense.
who's bright idea was it to have "ph" make the same noise as "f"? or "x" make the same noise as "z" or "c" depending on the word?

 

[Kira]

English language needs to die.