World Daily Diaries

[newwaveboy87]

gone now!!
WHEE!

 

[Specter313]

Sorry, had to do it.

 

[newwaveboy87]

my hair was so long back then....i don't even look like the same person.

 

[Kira]

my hair was so long back then....i don't even look like the same person.

Just ignore Specter and his small penis syndrome.

 

[Specter313]

Just ignore Specter and his humongous penis syndrome.

No wonder you keep coming back for more.

 

[newwaveboy87]

oh look!
it strikes again.

:heart:

 

[Kira]

No wonder you keep coming back for more.

You have officially outstayed your welcome.

 

[Specter313]

You have officially outstayed your welcome.

Well, only for about 10 seconds. Then you'll want me back. Oh, times up!

 

[Kira]

Well, only for about 10 seconds. Then you'll want me back. Oh, times up!

I wish that newwave would rape you with a baseball bat.

 

[imaperson2]

dear diary,
today was my sister's birthday and i thought it would be impossible to find her the dog she wanted, a labrador. We went driving around for 5 hours, using addresses from Penny Saver. We finally found one!!! it's very light, almost white and has green eyes. its so awesome! adios.

 

[newwaveboy87]

why me!?

 

[Specter313]

I wish that newwave would rape you with a baseball bat.

What makes you think I'll let him do it when I already told you no?

 

[Kira]

why me!?

Because you're you. :heart:

What makes you think I'll let him do it when I already told you no?

Aaah, sweet visuals.

I just had the most powerful orgasm in my entire life.

 

[Kira]

Dear Diary,

I just had a three hour long lady *****. And I saw Spiderman 3 trailer today.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

 

[newwaveboy87]

overshares abound!!!

 

[Kira]

overshares abound!!!

I love you. I think I want to keep you. :heart:

 

[newwaveboy87]

i'm stubborn and talk back

 

[Kira]

You're significantly less ******ed than Specter. That's good enough for me. :heart:

 

[newwaveboy87]

i'm...honored?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Ok
Today I watched little X-Men Animated Eps from youtube.... and I called a man that is a bastard and I don't know why I even try. Hm... I'll see him later and kick him in the nuts. Sounds like a plan?

 

[FRUITY]

....i do?

And soon every one of my top clients will too.

i'm...honored?

You should. The devil herself chose you. Congratulations.

 

[McAwesome]

Dear Diary,

How do you change the color of your font?

 

[newwaveboy87]

"Go Advanced" button takes you to the menu where you can alter your font

 

[McAwesome]

you cant do it so that it does it for all of your post?

 

[FRUITY]

I just type the color. It's automatic after a while.