World Daily Diaries

[imaperson2]

and we can be roommates well i'm gonna get off now. everyone have a good night.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Dear Diary,
So pretty much today I had three options: go to the football game, go to a party of whom i had no clue who was throwing it, or go to my best friends little sister's dance show. For some reason I went to the dance show...i guess it seemed like a good idea at the time. It was the gayest event of my life. The only highlight was when they played Missy Elliot. After that it was like 10 oclock and then it was eleven and we were still at the theater, I dont know why. So then we were hella hungry but nothing was open but fast food. So we muchned on hella fast food. Correction, I munched on hella fast food. He didint want any so we drove around for 30 minutes fining no where to eat. I felt like **** because I ate so much fast food and it was all kinds of nasty. Then he dropped me off and here I am.

 

[Kira]

Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives.

 

[Exploding Boy]

that was deep

 

[triplefive]

Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives.

my boyfriend watches that

 

[Kira]

that was deep

Isn't it past your bedtime, little boy?

 

[Kira]

my boyfriend watches that

I love it.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Isn't it past your bedtime, little boy?

yes

 

[newwaveboy87]

my boyfriend watches that

not gonna lie, rather gay.

 

[triplefive]

not gonna lie, rather gay.

i know. his guy friends watch it too. it drives me insane.

he doesn't like, rearrange his life to keep up, but he'll occasionally throw it on tv... or ask his mom for the deets...

ugh. gay.

 

[newwaveboy87]

i don't know whether to laugh or console you?

i'll laugh.

 

[triplefive]

how's home?

 

[newwaveboy87]

home's good.
i'm gaining back some of the weight i lost last year.

 

[Specter313]

home's good.
i'm gaining back some of the weight i lost last year.

So, what, you're at 82 pounds now?

 

[newwaveboy87]

you sound just like my mother :heart:

137! almost back to my fighting weight!

 

[Specter313]

you sound just like my mother :heart:

137! almost back to my fighting weight!

So it will only take a light breeze to blow you over instead of someone just breathing on you?

 

[newwaveboy87]

funny story about a breeze!
it was really windy one day while i was walking to class, and i'm so damn clumsy, well i was walking and i start to almost trip. i thought it was the breeze and my low body weight. turns out it was my lack of coordination, the same thing happened when there was no breeze.

 

[Specter313]

funny story about a breeze!
it was really windy one day while i was walking to class, and i'm so damn clumsy, well i was walking and i start to almost trip. i thought it was the breeze and my low body weight. turns out it was my lack of coordination, the same thing happened when there was no breeze.

So you're clumsy and skinny enough to fall through cracks in a floor? Good luck with life.

 

[newwaveboy87]

i've somehow managed not to break anything. yet.

 

[triplefive]

i've broken (fractured) one bone in my body and it was probably one of the smallest... something in my pinky finger.

also, if you and i ever had to carry something important and walk, jason, it would be something important and very broken

 

[newwaveboy87]

i was carrying the cake from the counter to my sister.
my mom decided to light the candles before hand.

luckily i managed not to drop it, but i also walked VERY slowly

 

[triplefive]

eee. whenever i have to carry a bowl of soup or something from the kitchen to the dining table, i scald myself.

and i trip over cracks in the sidewalk.

and i'm really bad at turning corners.. as a pedestrian. i get bruises all over my hips from tables and i stub my toe everywhere.

i'm a disaster.

 

[newwaveboy87]

so, there are these walls that decide they want to appear from nowhere constantly while i'm walking. the one in front of my bedroom is the worst!

 

[triplefive]

they should build houses out of foam padding for people like us.

 

[Specter313]

they should build houses out of foam padding for people like us.

They already do. They're called Mental Institutions.