World Daily Diaries

[Jennifer Walters]

Welcome! I'll bring the beer! :heart:

Dear Diary,

My hair is... It's glorious. It's never been prettier. My hair is out. of. this. world. I don't even dare to go outside because people would only have to take one look at my golden locks and they'd turn into stone. It's official. I want to have sex with my hair.








Yeah. That's not creepy at all.

 

[Specter313]

Welcome! I'll bring the beer! :heart:

Dear Diary,

My hair is... It's glorious. It's never been prettier. My hair is out. of. this. world. I don't even dare to go outside because people would only have to take one look at my golden locks and they'd turn into stone. It's official. I want to have sex with my hair.








Yeah. That's not creepy at all.

So you have snake hair like Medusa?

 

[newwaveboy87]

Dear Diary,

today in my peer review group i met a senior who is graduating with a minor in English who could not properly identify a metaphor. which if you're writing an essay analyzing a writer's style...you should be able to identify.

and used Wiki as a credible source for her essay.
don't do that. it's that simple. most professors won't see it as a credible source since it's user updated and as such is highly suspect. and, yes, in reading various things on that site...i've come across some hilarious inaccuracies.

and, oh god, thought that figurative language and aliteration were two different things. let me explain...she was confused because a person in our group wrote that her writer used figurative language and this was a good stylistic choice. ok, no problem there. the fig lang was noticable from the title onwards, since the titles used aliteration. again, no problem there. she said this confused her because she didn't get that fig lang was referencing alit...and that they should be two different paragraphs because they weren't the same thing.

i can't even begin to example how much my head hurt after this.

 

[cyclonesfury]

how ironic

 

[squeekness]

yeah, I really do think.

 

[Specter313]

how ironic

yeah, I really do think.

Kira's so gonna freak when she comes back in here now.


.....


Let's make it worse!


It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn on your wedding day!

 

[newwaveboy87]

a free ride when you're already late
it's the good advice, that you just didn't take
and who would've thought it figures?

well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
and life has a funny funny way of helping you out
helping you out...

 

[ComicChick]

a free ride when you're already late
it's the good advice, that you just didn't take
and who would've thought it figures?

well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
and life has a funny funny way of helping you out
helping you out...

i thought it was a free ride when you've already paid

 

[newwaveboy87]

i thought it was a free ride when you've already paid

*shrugs*
probably. i didn't have the lyrics in front of me.

 

[ComicChick]

*shrugs*
probably. i didn't have the lyrics in front of me.

lol who would?
i could be wrong, and then it'd be like that "stop the catbox" commercial lol

 

[squeekness]

Life has a funny way... of helping you out....


And squeekness hopes it will be so for Kira.

 

[newwaveboy87]

Dear diary,

i found out today that my nose developed in a manner that made the ENT specialist think it was broken. funny that my nose isn't crooked. just the bone. odd.

 

[JP]

That's weird.

 

[squeekness]

Dear diary,

I heard a new song from Domingo y Gabriella the other day. They play a mean flamaco guitar. It was a lovely song -- Tamacun -- but it made me a little sad. This was the sort of thing that I could have called up my dad and said, "Hey, guess what I heard today." Only my dad is dead and has been for some time. My mom, too. I guess I just really missed them a lot lately. My co-worker is 60 and I am 40, but her parents are still alive. Sometimes, things just don't seem fair.

 

[Coldqueen]

Dear diary...

I've not been around for a long time. Like, a year.

*toasts* Here's to hoping today marks the end of that.

Coldqueen

 

[JP]

OO


Queenie...

 

[Coldqueen]

Indeed. The Queen hath returneth.

Now let's hope it's not like a sign of the Apocalypse.

 

[JP]

I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Coldqueen]

Aww...wait, why?

 

[JP]

I donno. I imagine you're back and even more powerful than before.

 

[Coldqueen]

LOL, okay. A bit more dinged that usual, but powerful nonetheless.

I just kinda realized...that I missed elements of the board I found here.

There is truly no one else like y'all in the world.

Only took me fourteen months ot figure that out. LOL.

 

[JP]

Aw. This place isn't as it was when you left, though.

 

[Coldqueen]

Warning? LOL. I shall bring a bit of nostalgia! A bit of that old spark and fire, one might say.

 

[FRUITY]

Dear Diary,

itunes are a b*tch. It made me accidentally delete most of my favourite songs that I've worked so hard in finding it (then downloading it).

First, it moved all the songs into a different folder, which I thought was just a copy of the original music files. So I deleted it. And as usual I always empty the recycle bin.

Then I realized that wasn't the copy, that was infact the original files. And I just permanently deleted them.

So in murderous rampant rage, I deleted the rest of my music files. But thinking that I still got all the songs in my amazcularlyminishufflecliptiteverywheremusicplaythingamabob, I felt secured.

But then the itunes automaticly synchronized itself with my amazcularlyminishufflecliptiteverywheremusicplaythingamabob and deleted the content of my amazcularlyminishufflecliptiteverywheremusicplaythingamabob.

In short. I hate technology.

Thank you very much. *bows* *rage* *weeps* *bows* *rage*

to be continued.......

♥

 

[FRUITY]

*weeps* *bows* *rage* *weeps* *bows* *rage* *weeps* *bows* *rage*

End.

♥