Daredevil Daredevil: Favorite lines/quotes/gags

[Whiskey Tango]

Let's hear 'em.

"May... maybe this isn't the best time to be beating your men to death!" ~ Leland

 

[djsunyc]

"I am not here to scare you...I am here to kill you" - Fisk

 

[BatsDC]

"That sounds bad, but I don't speak *******."

 

[ernesth100]

"I'm just trying to make my city a better place."

 

[Spiderdevil]

Practically everything Owlsey said

 

[Zarex]

I watched it a few times already - I love, love, love Wilson's Good Samaritan tale in the FBI van.

 

[aNarcHy2day]

Practically everything Owlsey said

Now that I think about it, yeah.

 

[TheUnknownX]

"Avocados at law!"

 

[Six]

Wilson Fisk: We all knew that we would need to eliminate the Russians one day. They were too unpredictable.
Leland Owlsley: This from the guy taking heads off with the car door.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"I do it because I like it"

Let's hear 'em.

"May... maybe this isn't the best time to be beating your men to death!" ~ Leland

One of the best.

 

[Human Torch]

"Did I ever tell you my mom wanted me to become a butcher...."

 

[gohei_]

"I guarantee you this baby will not jam, or my name ain't Turk Barrett" t:

 

[TheOriginalOne]

"Avocados at law!"

This. XD

And "We drank the eel!!"

 

[harryoscop]

The World on fire.

Epic scene

 

[the last son]

Not everyone gets a happy ending

 

[Whiskey Tango]

"Avocados at law!"

"Senor Foggy Law?"

"I guarantee you this baby will not jam, or my name ain't Turk Barrett" t:

Ahahaha!

 

[FataLethal]

Take your shot.

I don't go really go to the movies. I like records, though.

 

[FataLethal]

Matt: I've learned a lot since you've been gone.
Stick: Like what?
Matt: You're a dick.
Stick: That's true.

 

[SC92]

Claire: On top of that he can take an unbelievable amount of punishment without one damn complaint.
Matt: That last parts the Catholicism

 

[TeeKay]

Wilson Fisk: Young man, life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending.

 

[Web-Head]

"Avocados at law" and “I’m not seeking forgiveness for what I’ve done, Father. I’m asking forgiveness for what I’m about to do.” I liked Matt's speech in the court room also.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

I absolutely loved "you wanna know his name?....... Ask him yourself!"

 

[onDgrind]

"*****"

cracked me up

 

[Golgo-13]

"The mind controls the body! The body controls our enemies! Our enemies control jack **** the time were done with them!" - Young Matt Murdock being trained by Stick.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Go to the knife in your boot, I break your leg.
Go for the piece in the back of your belt, I throw you off the roof.
We good?"

"Yeah, yeah man, we good."