Darthphere Presents: Another infomercial, another genius work of American ingenuity!

[Darthphere]

THE SNUGGIE!

It's a mother****ing blanket, WITH SLEEVES!

 

[Rain Dog]

So...it's a robe?

 

[Darthphere]

Pretty much.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Someone has started on their letter to Santa tonight haven't they?

 

[Captain Planet!]

ShamHOLY****!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Did the Germans make it?

 

[Darthphere]

No, the Belgians.

 

[vindrow]

Just think of all the suckers that will buy this.

 

[Ronny Shade]

No, the Belgians.

Same ****.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

dude, I want one. Robes open in the front even if you tie them. when I am typing, my arms have to be out of the blanket and then they get cold. I have been reduced to wearing a flannel backwards. It is annoying.

 

[Manic]

You want to keep warm when you're feeling chill
But you don't want to raise your heating bill
Blankets are okay, but they can slip and slide
And when you need to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside


*snap snap snap snap snap snap*

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Holy ****! I want one!

/suckered.

 

[Mee]

THE SNUGGIE!

It's a mother****ing blanket, WITH SLEEVES!

Ahahahah


Amazing. This ranks up there with discovering the world is round, splitting the atom, etc.

 

[michephantom]

It's like wearing a coat backwards. Eh, it's just another object for us American's to possess.

Although this would be very handy for people in wheelchairs. Easy to put on and take off while wheeling.

 

[Manic]

lol, it's brilliant. No matter how much we make fun of it for basically being a robe or oversized coat, we still look at it like "I should totally get one, though."

 

[Shemtov]

Even Better: make it with a layer of shamwow material on the outside.
the u can spill and not get wet!

 

[WompuM]

How do you find this crap Darth? And does it come with a pocket for my lightsaber?

 

[BatMatt]

looks like a monk's robe sans the hood

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I saw that **** at k-mart before. I was like what the hell is that?

A Blanket coat?

 

[Mee]

That's exactly what it is.

 

[Mee]

And so much more.

 

[Manic]

I saw that **** at k-mart before. I was like what the hell is that?

A Blanket coat?

You still have K-Mart?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You still have K-Mart?

Well, they just call it the Big K, but yeah.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

it's a knock off of The Slanket which is $50!!!!

 

[Exploding Boy]

Dude this is some cult ****