Darthphere Presents: Another infomercial, another genius work of American ingenuity!

[Darthphere]

weres the mac?
and yes i can scroll with my keyboard even without finallyfast.com. the arrow bottons

hoever if wall street journal endorses it im not gonna get it. just gonna cuase more problemos. no beuno.

Did you even watch the video? The computer the *****ebag is using is a Mac, you can spot it a mile away and yeah, you can't scroll with the spacebar, he was nowhere near the arrow keys.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hey Darth, what about that Mighty Putty stuff that Billy Mays advertises?

 

[Darthphere]

Amazing product. I mean, you can tow a boat with it.

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Actually, imagine Mighty Putty combined with the power of Hercules Hooks!

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[The Original Bamfer]

Billy Mays terrifies me...

 

[Darthphere]

Billy Mays terrifies me...

You know what terrifies me? How awesome The Ding King is:

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[Immortalfire]

Billy Mays terrifies me...

Oh don't worry. He just wants to POSSESS YOUR SOUL!!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh don't worry. He just wants to POSSESS YOUR SOUL!!!!

And then sell it on overplayed TV infomercials.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

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[Immortalfire]

And then sell it on overplayed TV infomercials.

"Hi Billy Mays here, and I wanna show you the power of Bamfer Clean!"

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"Hi Billy Mays here, and I wanna show you the power Bamfer Clean!"

I'll admit, I'd buy that.

 

[Shemtov]

best of all u get too see billy mays SHAMwow knockoff.

 

[The Geek Vault]

I wanna get one in flesh color

 

[Immortalfire]

All I want for Christmas is...

Snuggie
ShamWow
Mighty Putty
OxyClean

 

[Darthphere]

Snuggie, perfect for watching tv and Klan meetings.

 

[Immortalfire]

LoL

 

[I Am The Knight]

I don't get it.

 

[Shemtov]

i'm resurrecting this thread too tell you about:
the cult of the Snuggie!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-01-27-snuggie_N.htm?se=yahoorefer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OxmXpKCcI&feature=related
however we that this pales in camparison to the Cult of Billy Mays and The Moste Mighty Cult Of Vince!
¡Vỉvẵ la Vincé!

 

[Immortalfire]

Holy incredible product Darth..have you seen the Steam Buddy?

 

[Sentinel X]

I think Gold Kit should get its own thread too...with that lady missing a tooth going "I got 600 dollars for my scrap gold"


...yeah, well its probably worth more like 1000 bucks idiot!

 

[Immortalfire]

I think Gold Kit should get its own thread too...with that lady missing a tooth going "I got 600 dollars for my scrap gold"


...yeah, well its probably worth more like 1000 bucks idiot!

"I sold my gold, and took the vacation of a lifetime!"

Dang it...I'm sad I don't have any gold to trade in

 

[The Squirrel]

Billy Mays on Leno

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[The Squirrel]

I was cold the other night, and I thought, 'You know what I need, a Snuggie.'

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Japan already defeated this problem years ago

I prefer this.

 

[Immortalfire]

I was cold the other night, and I thought, 'You know what I need, a Snuggie.'

We need to take up a love offering for Mr. Squirrel to buy a Snuggie!

 

[Darthphere]

Holy incredible product Darth..have you seen the Steam Buddy?

Amazing.