Darthphere Presents: Another infomercial, another genius work of American ingenuity!

[SuperFerret]

Dude this is some cult ****

I just pictured a group of people in hooded snuggies wiping up blood in ShamWOWs chanting "Not sold in stores.".

 

[Jennifer Walters]

it's a knock off of The Slanket which is $50!!!!

50 dollars for a ****ing blanket with sleeves? HELL NAW!

I'll take the Snuggie.

 

[Manic]

50 dollars for a ****ing blanket with sleeves? HELL NAW!

But the Slanket is (and I quote) "THE BEST BLANKET EVER"

 

[chaseter]

Make this thing out of the ShamWow so that you can piss in it at your own pleasure and it soaks up all the urine!

 

[Exploding Boy]

I just pictured a group of people in hooded snuggies wiping up blood in ShamWOWs chanting "Not sold in stores.".

Then performing ritual suicide with Miracle Blades and the Magic Bullet!

 

[Ronny Shade]

this thing looks like its made to have sex inside of

 

[Manic]

this thing looks like its made to have sex inside of

*imagines the possibilities*

 

[jokersminion]

looks like a monk's robe sans the hood

I thought the same thing

 

[Silverstein]

Darthphere has a lot of posts... I'm gonna make a Darthphere Just Because thread...

 

[Darthphere]

Do it!

 

[Silverstein]

Do it!

But Logan's Lady told me not to....what ever should I do?!

 

[WompuM]

I just received this email...

 

[Immortalfire]

Ingenius!

I think I've found the Christmas gift for my mom.

 

[BlackLantern]

When the world ends I will be in my panic room with my Snuggie, my ShamWow and some steak knives I bought from Billy Mitchell

 

[WompuM]

You're going to live out the apocalypse without a Showtime Rotisserie?

 

[Immortalfire]

When the world ends I will be in my panic room with my Snuggie, my ShamWow and some steak knives I bought from Billy Mitchell

You might need some OxiClean too.

 

[DV8]

Lol! I saw this on TV the other day . . . I like how the whole family was just straight kickin it in Snuggies together . . .

 

[Silverstein]

Japan already defeated this problem years ago

 

[BlackLantern]

You're going to live out the apocalypse without a Showtime Rotisserie?

I have my George Foreman grill

 

[SurfDUI]

What's with the book light as a free gift...just give me another damned house coat while supplies last THANK YOU. Like anybody that would order one can read.

 

[Silverstein]

What's with the book light as a free gift...just give me another damned house coat while supplies last THANK YOU. Like anybody that would order one can read.

Wow. Thanks...I ordered six.

 

[Darthphere]

Darthphere Presents: Finallyfast.com commercial

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I will pay good money to watch that guy get the beaten of his life. Big money.

This commercial is so awesome, not only will finallyfast.com make your computer faster, it also allows you to run Windows on a Mac. AMAZING!

Also, it has a new feature in which clicking refresh on your e-mail gives you a blue screen of death. SHAMWOW!

It also will make your screen scroll by simply typing. No need for a mouse, KABOOM!

 

[Shemtov]

Darthphere Presents: Finallyfast.com commercial



I will pay good money to watch that guy get the beaten of his life. Big money.

This commercial is so awesome, not only will finallyfast.com make your computer faster, it also allows you to run Windows on a Mac. AMAZING!

Also, it has a new feature in which clicking refresh on your e-mail gives you a blue screen of death. SHAMWOW!

It also will make your screen scroll by simply typing. No need for a mouse, KABOOM!

weres the mac?
and yes i can scroll with my keyboard even without finallyfast.com. the arrow bottons

hoever if wall street journal endorses it im not gonna get it. just gonna cuase more problemos. no beuno.

 

[Immortalfire]

Lol! I saw this on TV the other day . . . I like how the whole family was just straight kickin it in Snuggies together . . .

The family that Snuggies together, stays together.

 

[Immortalfire]

Make this thing out of the ShamWow so that you can piss in it at your own pleasure and it soaks up all the urine!