Darthphere Presents: The 4th Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity:Nominees

[Darthphere]

2006 Winner: Darthphere
2007 Winner: Ronny Shade
2008 Winner: WompuM

Brodie created this award just for me, and has allowed me to continue the search for the most mediocre poster out there. This award is like the BCS. We have 10 computers running at the same time, searching for posts and grading them on a sliding scale. Based on the degree of difficulty of the thread and the caliber of posters, posts are given points. At the end of the day, someone gets ****ed over and no one really understands how the person won. Trust me, it's science.

To do things a little different this year, I have opened up a nomination thread. Who do you think has made a clear mark on all of us with consistent mediocre posts. Now it's your chance to make your voices heard and let us all know, who was the best...at being mediocre.*

This years award is brought to you by

Now available for mediocrity on Blu-Ray and DVD, probably VHS somewhere in Central America.


*Darthphere reserves the right to pick whoever the **** he wants for this award.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Immortal

 

[Darthphere]

Strong, strong candidate.

 

[WompuM]

It's gotta be Black Lantern.

 

[Darthphere]

I don't know, if this award was for the least fun poster, yeah he would win it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I hope to be a shoe-in this year. My mediocrity knows know bounds. But it also does know its bounds. I like my posts to be like cute pictures of kittens, inoffensive as possible, cute to the person who posted it, and so close to contributing nothing to the conversation that it damn near borders on spam.

 

[WompuM]

As a former winner, I feel as if any self-campaigning is automatic groups for forfeiture.

 

[AlteredEgo]

As a former winner, I think you need to stick to your mediocrity before I give you the most lackluster beating of your life.

Also, kittens.

 

[knowsbleed]

I nominate Gilpesh.

 

[Darthphere]

I hope to be a shoe-in this year. My mediocrity knows know bounds. But it also does know its bounds. I like my posts to be like cute pictures of kittens, inoffensive as possible, cute to the person who posted it, and so close to contributing nothing to the conversation that it damn near borders on spam.

As a former winner, I feel as if any self-campaigning is automatic groups for forfeiture.

Begging for this award is kind of mediocre though.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I think FaT_tONle might be in the running too.

Can GR87 receive a posthumous award?

 

[AlteredEgo]

Can GR87 receive a posthumous award?

Mediocrity is kind of a balancing act. GR87 jumped that thin line, lit himself on fire, jumped BACK over the line, and then posted an 80 page thread on why he thinks the line "Might have something for him." He deserves an award of some kind for sure, but probably not for being mediocre.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I didn't know "that line" worked at Hooters.

 

[WompuM]

As a former winner, I think you need to stick to your mediocrity before I give you the most lackluster beating of your life.

Also, kittens.

I can't hear you. My imaginary trophy is jammed in me ears.

Also, Womp Nation.

 

[Darthphere]

I think FaT_tONle might be in the running too.

Can GR87 receive a posthumous award?

We have something special planned for him.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Immortal

I'm going to second this.

 

[SuBe]

I Nominate WompuM.


HEY! MnbwoW is WompuM upside down!

 

[yenaled]

Maybe we will have the first ever consecutive winner in Womp - true endurance.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I can't hear you. My imaginary trophy is jammed in me ears.

Also, Womp Nation.

Is it possible to win two years in a row? If so I throw my nomination behind WompuM and the entire Womp Nation.

 

[Motown Marvel]

meh.

 

[enterthemadness]

When you guyz say 'Immortal' do you mean Immortalfire or me, The Immortal!. If so....type The Immortal!. Cause that's my name, duuuuuuuuuuurr.

I nominate Spoons.

 

[Marx]

You may have just sealed your nomination and win...ETM.

 

[AlteredEgo]

meh.

That's the spirit.

 

[Prison Mike]

You may have just sealed your nomination and win...ETM.

ETM's posts are much worse than mediocre.

 

[chaseter]

What is this tom foolery?


and haberdashery?