4th Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity: Awards Show!!

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The time has come, on the dawn of a new year to present to the world the most mediocre poster on the Hype! The ballots are in, the computers have calculated and the coaches poll continues to be irrelevant. It's time to give this thing away. But first, I present to you the 5 finalists. These 5 posters have excelled in mediocrity this year in ways no other posters have. I have never seen such a deep class when it comes to mediocre posting. Ladies, gentleman and Scientologists, I present to you...The Five!

The Immortal!
Silver Knight
Gilpesh
Knowsbleed
WompuM

These 5 have dazzled us with mediocre post after mediocre post. All 5 are fine candidates.

The Immortal!- Annoying as all be, there isn't a subject on Earth he won't talk about and be wrong about. He's also from one of the Carolinas and roots for the Florida Marlins. The boy is ill.

Silver Knight- Alternate jerseys are his kryptonite. Also, reported.

Gilpesh- I know nothing about Gilpesh, I hust hate his Barney avatar.

Knowsbleed- Never finished the deathmatches and leaves for months at a time even though we're the closest thing to family.

WompuM- Has no shot really, is just here for the tv ratings.


There you have them, THE FIVE! Who will win? Find out later tonight!
 
Darthspherez, your description of me confuses me. And this thread bores me. We all know Giplesh will win becfause the hype (and me) love reading his quality posts.

:cmad: he is not medicore, chump!
 
oooh the suspense
 
Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the

4th Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity!

Here's your host for tonight's show, director of such Oscar Award winning classics as Charlie's Angels and Charlie's Angels 2, McG!!!

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"Thank you, thank you! How is everyone doing tonight?!"

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"Wow, tough crowd...either way, it's a real honor to be hosting this event. My good friend Michael Bay did it last year so he really set the bar high. Before we get this thing moving, I'd like to acknowledge a special guest this evening, sitting at the buffet, we have Jamarcus Russell!"

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"The spread is excellent!"

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"Hahaha, oh Jamarcus, good throw. Anyway, we have a special treat for you. A live performance! All the way from Georgia, we have the UGA KID!!!

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"Wow, amazing, almost as intense as Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation, now available on DVD and Blu-Ray, please buy many copies and save my career. Now, on with the show. These five finalists are the best at being the worst. But only one can be given the Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity! In one of the closest votes in the history of the award, I am kind of whatever to present the 4th Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity to.....

The Immortal!

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Congratulations The Immortal! The fact that you actually wanted the award was so mediocre that we just had to give you the award. You join the ranks of Darthphere, Ronny Shade and WompuM as elite mediocre posters. Here is your prize!

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Congratulations once again, now go and celebrate at Applebees!
 
Oh yeeeeeeeeah. I won me a award! :woot: And...Oh My Gosh..you mentioned that Lamas knockoff of Highlander show! :woot:

*accepts*

:awesome:

*award*
 
CONGRATULATIONS!!


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wow i'm shocked

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Who the hell nominated me for this? We must discuss. PM me... and I'll feed you some knowledge.
 
I'm disappointed with the outcome. The Immortal was too obvious a choice. Kane with the numbers or Silver Knight should of won.
 
The Immortal! was the Mark Ingram of the awards season.
 
If anybody, terry78 should definitely have been nom'ed.
 
Fire, you got to take a chill pill.
 
Um, did you read the thread?
 
*sniff* I remember The Immortal! when he was still enterthemadness, and used for a cheap pun in "Spammers in Space".
 
Wow this whole contest was so mediocre that I didn't even know it existed until it was over :awesome:
 

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