Darthphere Presents: The 3rd Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity

[Darthphere]

*Not affiliated with the Hype Awards

2006 Winner: Darthphere
2007 Winner: Ronny Shade

Brodie created this award just for me, and has allowed me to continue the search for the most mediocre poster out there. This is like the Heisman Trophy of Internet posting. No one knows the rules, no one knows how to get it, but now we're all here. To present the 3rd Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity, here is someone that has made a career in excelling in mediocrity.

Michael Bay!

"Hi, i'm Michael Bay. Academy Award winning director and the man behind The Rock, Transformers, and The Color Purple. I've made a career in making mediocre movies people love so it's an honor to present this award to someone who has exceled in mediocre posts all year. From his crappy comic strips to his humping robot (vehicle) avatar. I'm proud to present the 3rd Annual Darthphere Award to:

Congratulations WompuM! Your mediocrity is a thing of legend. You're the best at being mediocre!

Also, be sure to visit wompnation.com

 

[Jennifer Walters]

WompuM? Who?!

 

[Darthphere]

WompuM? Who?!

That's the main problem with this award.

 

[Alex The Great]

It should have been me!

 

[Alex The Great]

Oh, and how DARE you diss Micheal Bay!

 

[Darthphere]

It should have been me!

Keep it up, and next year might be the year.

 

[Alex The Great]

So, Darth, got any presents for anyone on the hype for christmas?

 

[Darthphere]

**** no.

 

[Alex The Great]

I Hope Morg kisses your forehead in your sleep

 

[Mee]

Ronny robbed from the repeat just like Tebow.




WompuM really deserves it though. Strong mediocrity.

 

[CConn]

Why didn't I win?

 

[Darthphere]

Why didn't I win?

You were gone.

 

[CConn]

Which was extremely mediocre.

 

[Darthphere]

Which was extremely mediocre.

True, Ronny did get the award last year on that basis.

 

[The Senator]

I think Marx is a shoo-in for this next year.

 

[CConn]

So you're admitting you effed it up.

 

[ComicChick]

um, congrats?

i dunno if this is an award you'd want to congratulate someone on?

 

[Darthphere]

So you're admitting you effed it up.

No.

um, congrats?

i dunno if this is an award you'd want to congratulate someone on?

Of course it is. I mean, we celebrate the fact that JAL posts about his sad pathetic delusional life right?

 

[Gilpesh]

Someone post the humping vehicles.

 

[knowsbleed]

It should have been me!

Amongst the mediocre... you are mediocre. So if there is an award for the below average poster... you're a shoe in.

 

[Hush]

Ya for Wompum!!!

 

[ComicChick]

No.



Of course it is. I mean, we celebrate the fact that JAL posts about his sad pathetic delusional life right?

then by all means
CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Hail Salieri! Patron Saint of Mediocrity!


Gratz, WompuM! Nice mediocre website you have too.

 

[Spike_x1]

Update your ****** site already, Womp!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No.



Of course it is. I mean, we celebrate the fact that JAL posts about his sad pathetic delusional life right?

Hey! Don't be hating!