Its obviously not to be entertained, since you never seem to enjoy anything (except when its from your generic 'star' creators).
It's pretty funny that I probably fall into that category in your mind. Funny, because I've been accused of being a total DC fanboy.
Mladen said:
Its obviously not to appreciate new and interesting forms of artwork.
Superhero comic books are not the showcase for that! That's what other sectors of the genre are for. Unless the story explicitly calls for a style of artwork (stories rarely do), it shouldn't be employed. Sam Keith's artwork for Secrets? Ridiculous pairing. Cowan for this Joker arc? What the hell sense does that make? Given, especially, that pretty much the definitive Joker art is Brian Bolland?
Mladen said:
Jim Lee really really really isn't all that good, he's just mastered the cliched 90s comic-book style and taken it to a pedantic time-consuming extreme.
Jim Lee is very good at doing superheroes. The ideal superhero artist goes for as much realism as he can consistently muster without too much difficulty, and otherwise does not distract from the action.
Mladen said:
And although he does a really sweet pinup, Alex Ross's sequentials are truly AWFUL (no really, they're so jarring that its impossible to read fluidly).
Getting back to that idea of pairing an artist with a story, Ross does quite well for the substance of his stories. Those stories are often not so much about a fluid, average-comic-book experience, so much as about hitting the reader with repeated iconic, intense imagery. Ross would not be a good choice for the majority of superhero books, really not for any monthlies, but when the story calls for him (or he calls for the story, more likely), he's perfect.
Mladen said:
Denys Cowan is an amazingly good artist (His work in Blind Justice for one), but he's willing to experiment and attempt something that nearly every other mainstream comic-book is too afraid to try since the majority of the fanbase fails to recognise its compositional strength.
Why are straight-up, action-packed superhero stories the place to do a thing like experimenting? That's not what they're for! They're for relatively cheap, relatively dumb, hellofalotta fun entertainment. And did you really just say "compositional strength" in reference to superhero art?
Mladen said:
Pointing out that his anatomy is all wrong is kind of missing the point
When I want Picasso, I'll go find some Picasso. When I want the definitive origin of the Joker, I won't expect to open up one of the issues and find that one of the Joker's eyes is substantially lower than his other one.
Mladen said:
Its called abstraction, and it gives a sense of movement to a scene
Not in superhero books. That sort of abstraction would have much more of a place in a different setting. In superhero comics, the style that's used is very kinetic. Way too kinetic for it to be useful in any other genre. To put that on hold and start trying to convey that kind of hypermovement through abstraction is ludicrous and ill-advised.
Mladen said:
notice how easily your eye flows on one of his pages?
Noticed quite the opposite.
Mladen said:
somebody like Sienkiewicz or or pretty much anybody else (usually the folks who do non-superhero comics
You've just hit upon the crux of the matter, there, haven't you?
Mladen said:
One has a sense of movement and dynamism, the other doesn't.
One has an insanely exaggerated sense of movement and dynamism. One has a sense of movement and dynamism that makes more sense for the vast majority of visual art styles.
Mladen said:
if you can't appreciate it because of some elongated anatomy, then you have no place commenting on the quality of artwork.
When I want to be a part of the pretentious, wanky, elitist art culture that uses art as a secret language of cultural oppression to create a form of cultural classism, I'll go join PretentiousArtHype.com's forums. But when I'm looking to talk about superhero comics and have an actual good time, I'll be here.
Mladen said:
You're VERY obviously not into comics to read a new story, since you'll baulk whenever a writer decides to write something slightly different about a character you've decided is set in stone
Oh, yes, "new story" pretty much is a synonym for "taking an existing story and completely throwing it out because I think it's better my way." If nobody cares about continuity, then what is the point of having ANY continuity? **** it! Throw out the shared universe concept! We'll just write whatever the **** stories we want, with no basis in history, no continuity, and absolutely ZERO character development!
Mladen said:
Why are ANY of you arguing that he should don the Red Hood? Besides being a (kind of stupid) 60s invention (Bring back Comet the Super-horse!)
Because, as he has a habit of doing, Alan Moore made that 60s invention pretty damned amazing.
Mladen said:
Most of the time your point is some sort of defence about Jason Todd's revenge not making sense if the Joker doesn't wear the red hood.... Wait, why are any of you defending Jason Todd's return from the dead AT ALL?
First of all, because except for the explanation, it wasn't a bad story. Secondly, because it happened. That's continuity. It's people like you that keep ****ing everything up by being loose with continuity, making any story that is the slightest bit old entirely meaningless, since it soon will have no real foundation on any kind of bedrock continuity.
Mladen said:
Those of you crying that his origin is different, that was the WHOLE POINT.
Definitive is not the same word as different.
Mladen said:
Why on earth would they write the same Joker origin over and over again?
Because that origin was never even completed? It was told in bits and pieces over years, and they could have used this opportunity to standardize it (in half the issue count, I'd bet. How the **** is this arc still going?)
Mladen said:
The way he's characterised here makes SENSE in a way that Moore's poetry-laden iffy 'one-bad-day' scenario didn't. Doesn't it make more sense that Jack was already a wierd sociopath depressed master criminal BEFORE his change... Or do you all think that a failed comedian falling into a vat of acid and losing his wife and child somehow metamorphisises into master criminal GENIUS?
First of all, Moore's story, while revealing the character's origins, kept so much of the mystique of the character alive. What HAPPENED in that man's head, down in those chemicals? How much weight must have been on his shoulders, to have snapped so cleanly and completely? Green's version: a guy who's really good at killing people gets mad that Batman looks ridiculous but manages to stop him.
Secondly, what makes Joker a genius isn't some sort of tactical planning or intense scientific knowledge. He farms that out to underlings. What makes him a criminal genius is a complete lack of scruples, a healthy sense of ambition, and what Morrison's Arkham Asylum termed a "super-sanity"--insanity so intense that it goes beyond sanity.
Mladen said:
It sounds like you just want to read Killing Joke 2007 (illustrated by Jim Lee and written by Jeph Loeb no less).
What I want to read is NOTHING on this subject! The Joker should not have a definitive origin. TKJ, SotB, and GK are enough. More than enough, maybe. We certainly don't need "the definitive Joker origin" to remove all elements of mystery left in the character: oh he's just some hitman who had a midlife crisis, thought Batman looked silly, and accidentally cut cut with Batarangs. But if I had to accept a definitive origin story, it would have been much better to have a standardized, completed version of the existing TKJ/SotB/GK origin. Ideally, of course, Bolland would do the art. The writing could be handled by a lot of people, but I think I might like to see James Robinson do it. Possibly Paul Dini. Grant Morrison could probably work as well.
"This is not some poor slob who had "one bad day" this is a great white wolf with gleaming teeth, fire in his eyes, and a empty belly. This is a predator of men so successful that the kill retains no joy. THIS IS A VILLAIN!"
THIS IS BORING! THIS IS ONE-DIMENSIONAL! THIS IS JUST NOT AS INTERESTING AS MOORE'S JOKER!