Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Brain,

That was a good one.

Sincerely,


Forbes, here I come.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear World
Get Bent
Sincerely
Me

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cat,

I'm sorry but... Karma is a b*tch. Or a dog.

Sincerely,


See? It's not fun to get bitten.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Meat
Get in my belly, feck veggies
Sincerely
Carnivore Me

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cold,

Please: chill, Homie!

Sincerely,


Frozen Me

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Fire Elementals,
Chill homie, stop burning down my country, yo!
Sincerely,
A fella choking on smoke.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Inspiration,

Please get back!

Sincerely,


I forgive you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Mum and Dad,
Sorry I was the biggest f ck up of all your kids
but someone had to do it.
Sincerely,
The Bad Guy

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cold,

I'm not afraid of you.

Sincerely,


The girl that is always in a rush.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Activision/Blizzard,
Nuke your Executives and sort your selves out!
Sincerely,
A Gamer that doesn't want to support a crap company.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Neighbors,

I'm sorry for the loud music.

Sincerely,


You say what? I can hear you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Society,
Try to make a stronger effort to educate yourselves more.
Sincerely,
A fella annoyed he can't fix stupid people.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cold,

Remember when I said I wasn't afraid? Well...

Sincerely,

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Vegas,
Get ready for round 2 very soon!
Sincerely,
Party Fella ready to blow off some steam.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friday,

Please be here now.

Sincerely,


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Vegas,
You never fail to exceed expectations for a good time.
Sincerely,
Mr. Happy Broke Fella

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Vaccine

Please work.

Sincerely,


I still don't like needles.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Thor,
Maybe don't send any rain to my area while the faire is in town.
Sincerely,
A Celtic fella who respects Asgard.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friday,

Please be here soon.

Sincerely,


Can't believe is only Monday.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Netflix
You're fired!
Sincerely,
A Dissatisfied Customer

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear antivirus,

So what if that webpage is malicious?

Sincerely,


The suicide squad was available!!!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear James Gunn,
You and Sean and Taika need to work on all DC movies from now on.
Sincerely,
A big fan

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Holyday,

I was waiting for you.

Sincerely,


I'm planning on sleeping all throughout the long weekend

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sister,
Thanks for taking such good care of my doggos whenever I get the urge to go somewhere.
Sincerely
A fella that follows the will-o-wisps

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Dreams,

That's what I'm talking about!!

Sincerely,


That was spot on.