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  1. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Brain,

    That was a good one.

    Sincerely,


    Forbes, here I come.
     
  2. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear World
    Get Bent
    Sincerely
    Me
     
  3. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Cat,

    I'm sorry but... Karma is a b*tch. Or a dog.

    Sincerely,


    See? It's not fun to get bitten.
     
  4. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Meat
    Get in my belly, feck veggies
    Sincerely
    Carnivore Me
     
  5. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Cold,

    Please: chill, Homie!

    Sincerely,


    Frozen Me
     
  6. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Fire Elementals,
    Chill homie, stop burning down my country, yo!
    Sincerely,
    A fella choking on smoke.
     
  7. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Inspiration,

    Please get back!

    Sincerely,


    I forgive you.
     
  8. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Mum and Dad,
    Sorry I was the biggest f ck up of all your kids
    but someone had to do it.
    Sincerely,
    The Bad Guy
     
  9. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Cold,

    I'm not afraid of you.

    Sincerely,


    The girl that is always in a rush.
     
  10. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Activision/Blizzard,
    Nuke your Executives and sort your selves out!
    Sincerely,
    A Gamer that doesn't want to support a crap company.
     
  11. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Neighbors,

    I'm sorry for the loud music.

    Sincerely,


    You say what? I can hear you.
     
  12. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Society,
    Try to make a stronger effort to educate yourselves more.
    Sincerely,
    A fella annoyed he can't fix stupid people.
     
  13. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Cold,

    Remember when I said I wasn't afraid? Well...

    Sincerely,


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  14. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Vegas,
    Get ready for round 2 very soon!
    Sincerely,
    Party Fella ready to blow off some steam.
     
  15. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Friday,

    Please be here now.

    Sincerely,


    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  16. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Vegas,
    You never fail to exceed expectations for a good time.
    Sincerely,
    Mr. Happy Broke Fella
     
  17. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Vaccine

    Please work.

    Sincerely,


    I still don't like needles.
     
  18. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Thor,
    Maybe don't send any rain to my area while the faire is in town.
    Sincerely,
    A Celtic fella who respects Asgard.
     
  19. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Friday,

    Please be here soon.

    Sincerely,


    Can't believe is only Monday.
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Netflix
    You're fired!
    Sincerely,
    A Dissatisfied Customer

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  21. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear antivirus,

    So what if that webpage is malicious?

    Sincerely,


    The suicide squad was available!!!
     
  22. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear James Gunn,
    You and Sean and Taika need to work on all DC movies from now on.
    Sincerely,
    A big fan
     
  23. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Holyday,

    I was waiting for you.

    Sincerely,


    I'm planning on sleeping all throughout the long weekend
     
  24. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sister,
    Thanks for taking such good care of my doggos whenever I get the urge to go somewhere.
    Sincerely
    A fella that follows the will-o-wisps
     
  25. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Dreams,

    That's what I'm talking about!!

    Sincerely,


    That was spot on.
     

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