Dear Hypester...

[Black Narcissus]

Dear Hypester,

Decaf? You definitely belong in the Burton universe with that choice.

Go french kiss Mischa Barton, you bastard!

Out of your damn mind.

 

[Boy Scout]

Dear Hypester,

I don't think we've ever actually spoken, but I appreciate your sense of humor.

I've never made you laugh? Challenge accepted.

--


Dear Hypester,

**** on the Burtonverse all you'd like; we got Michelle Pfeiffer.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

Maybe I was harsh. I thought you were taking the mickey out of my movie star friend. No hard feelings. I await the lols.

 

[Boy Scout]

Dear Hypester,

None taken. I was actually referring to another, much less entertaining poster. The movie star is consistently awesome.

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hypesters,

Get a room, you two.

'fire

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Dear hypster,
Why won't you return my letters.
Starfish

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

Stop hijacking conversations with your love of pastries.

 

[Piper Maru]

Dear Hypester,

Why don't you love me anymore?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypesters,

a) I do what I want.

b) I regret nothing.

,
Senty

 

[HeyZeus]

Dear Hypester,

The punishment for arguing semantics is being fitted with braces and forced to repeat "specificity" until your drenched in your own saliva.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

The punishment for arguing semantics is being fitted with braces and forced to repeat "specificity" until your drenched in your own saliva.

Dear Hypester,

"You're."

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypester,

Grammatical errors are punishable by DEATH.

t:

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Dear hypster,
Nobody likes that guy.
Starfish

 

[KevanG]

Dear Hypester(s)

Shadduppa your face

Sincerely,
Me

 

[DarkSentinel]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester(s),

I hate your little friends' group, cause you're all so annoying.

You're like the weird goth kids that played hacky sack before school and were just embarrassing.

 

[Piper Maru]

Dear Hypester,

I think we got off on the wrong foot, will you ever forgive me?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypester,

Speak when spoken to.

'Mkay?

Senty

 

[enterthemadness]

Dear Hypster,


Rose are red, violets are blue, but your posts are not colorful in anyway.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypester,

I know who you are.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Dear Hypster,
Maroon letters don't make you cool


...

...
sincerely, starfish

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

Stop signing off as "starfish." I'm not sure why, but it's vaguely annoying.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

You're not a starfish, and that's not how you spell "Hypester".

Sincerely,
Great White Shark.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

You have the same exact avatar as Lunar Wolf. Go and check. I'll wait.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear JJJ's Hypester,

I had it first and I'm certainly not giving it up now.