Dear Hypester...

[E-Man]

I love you.

 

[jonathancrane]

Your posts are funny as heck; you're one of the few Hypesters I'd like to meet (and knock back a few beers with.)

 

[Sawyer]

Per my usual narcissism, I'm going to assume you're all talking about me...

 

[SymbioticToxin]

The controversy over you is the only real interesting thing about you.

 

[Sawyer]

That too.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypster,

You are sassy, self-important and quite narrow-minded. *snaps fingers*

The good news is our altercations often entertain others.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I missed you most of all.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Sawyer,

Bad news has reached me here. I must go off at once. You had better leave the Lounge soon, and get out of the Hype before the end of July at latest. I will return as soon as I can; and I will follow you, if I find that you are gone. Leave a message for me here, if you pass through Bree. You can trust the landlord (ETM). You may meet a friend of mine on the Road: a Man, lean, dark, tall, by some called Parker Wayne. He knows our business and will help you. Make for Rivendell. There I hope we may meet again. If I do not come, C. Lee will advise you.

Yours in haste

Senty

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no

Off topic; I was a teenager in the youth group at church, and the pastor was talking about how God puts complications in life. Then the band played this song and I was like..............

On topic; I don't like how you keep on posting the same things over and over again. It's innocent, but annoying. You are now on my ignore list because I feel like I know what you're going to say, anyway.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dear Sawyer,

Bad news has reached me here. I must go off at once. You had better leave the Lounge soon, and get out of the Hype before the end of July at latest. I will return as soon as I can; and I will follow you, if I find that you are gone. Leave a message for me here, if you pass through Bree. You can trust the landlord (ETM). You may meet a friend of mine on the Road: a Man, lean, dark, tall, by some called Parker Wayne. He knows our business and will help you. Make for Rivendell. There I hope we may meet again. If I do not come, C. Lee will advise you.

Yours in haste

Senty

This reads like a love letter. I didn't know you and Sawyer were close.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh you.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Oh you.

Yes, he can be quite a pain.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Supposed to be anonymous about who you're leaving a message for, Senty, even for a joke. Ya done goof'd.

 

[SuperFerret]

Holy ****, is that DogLips?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I missed you most of all.

 

[Erzengel]

I missed you most of all.

Your balls are showing.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Aesop, I thought you were Rando Aces for like a good 2 years strait

 

[Vartha]

I missed you most of all.

Where the heck have YOU been???

Holy ****, is that DogLips?

Right?

 

[enterthemadness]

MY GOD HE HAS RETURN. Dog Lips!


Oh...*ahem*


I recall you writing Hype Fan Fiction...it was awesome.

 

[Warhammer]

DOG LIPS, we have missed you dearly.

 

[DarkSentinel]

My God

Hi Dog Lips

 

[DarkSentinel]

Supposed to be anonymous about who you're leaving a message for, Senty, even for a joke. Ya done goof'd.

I regret nothing.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Your balls are showing.

Naturally.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Where the heck have YOU been???

Right?

The pound!