Dear Hypester...

[Sawyer]

Goddammit, ETM Hypester, you killed the thread!

 

[enterthemadness]

Dude, you laughed at my post and now you are mad? The hell?

 

[Sawyer]

Because you need to learn!

 

[enterthemadness]

Because you need to learn!

Well, then you are gonna be more upset. I feel like...I had a dinner date, that went well, only to learn the date posted a horrible review of me on a yelp like app.

That's what it feels like.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dear Hypester,

Your ma' resembles Gemma Arteton and , I want to take out for a nice KFC dinner, but she better bring her own damn money.

P.S.

Pick up your damn skateboard!

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear anonymous,

It's Hypester.

Sincerely, Some guy.

Thank you. I was about to destroy something, had this not been pointed out.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

[YT]AvI2AeK-dxc[/YT]

Sincerely,

The World

 

[The Endless]

Dear Hypster

Your huge and unnecessary walls of text don't mean **** and don't make you come across more intelligent when they ultimately boil down to "hurrrr durrrr blurrrrr wurrrrrr"

My condolences.

 

[Hush]

You make me worry about the future of the human race, people shouldn't do that but you excel at it. One day you'll just get it, then maybe we will live in peace, until then I weep.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

This new name, I like it.

 

[MrMaooz]

This new name, I like it.

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hypester,

I hate you. Drop dead.

'fire

 

[Piper Maru]

Dear Hypester;

Which is better, Jello or Pudding?

 

[The Endless]

Dear Hypster

Your ridiculous, harebrained ideas wouldn't be so bad if you didn't actually think you had any chance of being right.

Kindest Regards

Your Mom

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Dear Hypster

Your huge and unnecessary walls of text don't mean **** and don't make you come across more intelligent when they ultimately boil down to "hurrrr durrrr blurrrrr wurrrrrr"

My condolences.

You make me worry about the future of the human race, people shouldn't do that but you excel at it. One day you'll just get it, then maybe we will live in peace, until then I weep.

Dear Hypester,

I hate you. Drop dead.

'fire

Dear Hypster

Your ridiculous, harebrained ideas wouldn't be so bad if you didn't actually think you had any chance of being right.

Kindest Regards

Your Mom

LEAVE SAWYER ALONE!

 

[Immortalfire]

Parker, I double Dawg dare you to make a real LEAVE SAWYER ALONE video.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

We should roleplay sometime.

With me playing Solange Knowles and you playing Jay-Z.

-- Sawyer

 

[Sawyer]

LEAVE SAWYER ALONE!

I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Parker, I double Dawg dare you to make a real LEAVE SAWYER ALONE video.

Is self-immolation an option?

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hypester,

I know where you were last night.
I know who you were with.
I know what you were doing.

'fire

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for money, I'm a broke ass. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Immortalfire]

Is self-immolation an option?

Only if you actually post it.

 

[Majik1387]

Dear Hypester

You're a cool dude/dudette. You always have the best avatars, and I'm happy we agree on the hotness of people and the quality of movies 98% of the time.You are one of the few posters here that gets me excited that I'm not drowning in seas of the same posts by different posters. I would totally go out and get drinks with you and read the people around us.

Sincerely,
Me.



Dear other hypester,

I hate you. I think you're one of the worst people I've ever had to deal with on the internet. I'm happy to learn you are as physiccally ugly a person as you are mentally online. You're not cool, you have horrible tastes in every thread I've seen you take part in, and it sickens me you get away with it.

Sincerely,
Go die.



Dear hypester,

You are annoying, but it somehow doesn't bother me sooooooo.......cool. You been around a while, and you contribute a lot to the boards, and you're another reason I continue to come to the boards to check things out cuz you're somehow always up to date with everything that I'm interested in. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
A cooler dude than you.



And finally dear other hypester that no one likes,

Seriously, no one likes you. You're lamer than a wrestler trying to act in a bit part in a comic book movie. You contribute nothing to anything and only cause problems. I don't know why you're still here. I would rather have food poisoning than have to read anything you post.

Sincerely,
Stop posting forever.


Four separate people. Zing.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Only if you actually post it.