Dear Hypester...

[enterthemadness]

I really don't dislike you, as you seem to think many people here do, but God, do you seem to be one of the whiniest, most self-pitying and long-winded users on the Hype...

...You should update this about how I don't read instructions. In other words, me name dropping in this thread.

I feel like Kayne...

 

[Kaleb]

Dear Hypster

Im sorry....FOR EVERYTHING.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well, then you are gonna be more upset. I feel like...I had a dinner date, that went well, only to learn the date posted a horrible review of me on a yelp like app.

That's what it feels like.

That's insane and terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. You're better off without her. What kind of self-involved sociopath puts a private date on blast on some social media app?

 

[enterthemadness]

That's insane and terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. You're better off without her. What kind of self-involved sociopath puts a private date on blast on some social media app?

What? No...I was making a analogy. Cause Sawyer was acting crazy.

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypster,

Practice on stopping. Just stopping in general. You don't have to keep pressing on and on and on. If you pull back you give people a chance to let what you say marinate instead of instantly getting annoyed because you keep going on about the same thing. You're much cooler that way.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Dear Hypester,

I just met you and can tell i don't like you

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Happy Birthday.

Now get off my back about it!!

bae

 

[Immortalfire]

Stop writing Hypster, you galoots.

 

[E-Man]

 

[jonathancrane]

I like the term, haha: it's the comic equivalent of hipster ("I read the Longbow Hunter before Arrow made it popular!")

 

[E-Man]

We really need you to come replace someone. This person is ruining your brethren, and you could be like the Smokey Bear that prevents stuff and thangs.

 

[jonathancrane]

Only you can prevent trolling, haha.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Stop writing Hypster, you galoots.

It's the new way to write Hypester.

You wouldn't get it. You're too mainstream.

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's the new way to write Hypester.

You wouldn't get it. You're too mainstream.

Old*

 

[Aesop Rocks]

OOOOOOO KILL EM

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

lmao welcome to my ignore list

 

[Sawyer]

...You should update this about how I don't read instructions. In other words, me name dropping in this thread.

I feel like Kayne...

I feel like I can only deny this so many times before the person I actually have written it about figures it out.... but no, it's not about you either.

I'll make one for you later. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

You compare yourself to Kanye, and yet I doubt you've ever ruined Taylor Swift's evening.

Or that you're a gay fish.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

It's totally cool if you come out of the closet on here. No one's going to judge you. I mean, you are in Hype! Pride, after all.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

Welcome to 2013.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

And for once, it actually is.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

Thanks! Happy to be here.

 

[jonathancrane]

Dear Hypester,

Even though we strongly disagree on a certain franchise, I always enjoy reading your posts, instead of those of the thread trolls, because you have a wealth of knowledge on the topic and write like a scholar.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

Just don't get in my way.

 

[DeadPresident]

So is this the thread where people come to impersonate gossipy 13 year old kids?