Dear Hypester...

[Aesop Rocks]

Nah, it's the thread where you come to complain.

 

[jonathancrane]

Or the gossipy 13 year olds reveal themselves?

 

[Sawyer]

Yes. Do you wanna join in or would you like to keep impersonating a 14 year old kid who suddenly and mistakenly thinks they're above it all?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

guys I came here just to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now

 

[Sawyer]

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

You're not as think as you drunk you are!

 

[DeadPresident]

Nah, it's the thread where you come to complain.

...oops... my mistake.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

I know why you haven't replied to my PM yet. It's because you know it's about trying to get you to join the Facebook Hypesters group and you don't want to because you want to live in the idea that some sort of Internet anonymity is still a thing? it's whatever, though. You're missing out on a great place.

 

[Kaleb]

I concur

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

We know what you did. We know. It's very sick and you need help.

Yes, we're talking about you.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The doctor said no one would notice.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

I didn't actually know that that's where you were going with the PM, it just seemed like a much more Visitor Message-worthy opening than PM, especially when my PM Box is at, like, 99% and I really need to clean that **** out. Still thinking about your offer and maybe, I don't know, STOP JUDGING MEEEE!!!!



Alright, bye.

Sawyer

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

I understand other Hypester who doesn't want to join your Facebook club. Some people like to keep their Hype persona and Facebook interactions separate.

 

[jonathancrane]

That was subtle, haha. You're hurting the the Thread Creator!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

It's 2014.

 

[jonathancrane]

Dear Hypster,

Why is there evil in the world?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

Have You Passed Through This Night?

 

[jonathancrane]

Dear Hypster,

I was unaware there was a Facebook group (I thought there were only movie based ones.)

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie. I hate when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
Not even at all.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester,

I hate the way you quote old movies and overuse Hannibal gifs.

But I can't quit you.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

awwww **** now i'm sad.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypester,

Don't get sad.



Get even.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dear Hypester

Were you talking about me? Yknow that one time earlier in this thread?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypester,

If your post was about you know what, back in 2013, then congrats if you did. I hadn't been around here in a while enough to actually see anything. But, again, if you did. I'm happy for you.

 

[jonathancrane]

F this. Can't get the Taxi Driver gif to load.