Dear Hypester...

[DarkSovereignty]

Dear Hypster,

What do a writing desk and a raven have in common?

They both shriek wildly when you set them on fire.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Drakon,

Are you really just DOG LIPS on another account?

Nice try, GhostRider87.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Nice try, GhostRider87.

You're just jelly I married that Hooters waitress and had like 4 or 5 kids.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Hypester,

STOP TALKING TO ME!!1111

Stalker.

It's Clippy, isn't it?

Show me his face, I'LL RIP HIS ****ING SPINE OUT!!!!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You're just jelly I married that Hooters waitress and had like 4 or 5 kids.

*White teenage girl voice*

Ummmmm, boo?

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dear Athletic Lady,

Your application for wife number 7 has been accepted. And why all this passive aggressiveness? Did you forget that one time I showed you how to post an image?

 

[charl_huntress]

Dear Hypster,

Once upon a time... I really didn't like you. I thought your schtick was played, but now I really dig it, and I like you very much .

p.s. thank you for helping me post an image without hot linking.

Thanks again,

CH
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Fellow Hypester,

Stop hating yourself! I know you're an ugly cow/bull with no prospects for the future, but if you learn to stop hating yourself you may find a hobo who is suitable for you.


Best Wishes,


CH

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hypester,

I'm glad you're dead. AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm glad he's dead, AHAHAHAAHA!

'fire

 

[charl_huntress]

That's cold, IF. I wouldn't even wish death upon someone

 

[Kane52630]

Dear Hypester...

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

I'm glad you're dead. AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm glad he's dead, AHAHAHAAHA!

'fire

What did echostation ever do to you?!

 

[MrMaooz]

Dear Hypster,

Go lick Henry Cavill's belly button lint.

~Moose

 

[Sawyer]

GLADLY!

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dear Athletic Lady,

I will make sure to add you to my last will and testament. Scarlett gets nothing.

 

[charl_huntress]

Dear Hypster,

Go lick Henry Cavill's belly button lint.

~Moose

Moose,

You may not have been talking to me, but I will gladly accept that task! Roger that!

 

[MrMaooz]

GLADLY!

Moose,

You may not have been talking to me, but I will gladly accept that task! Roger that!

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[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Dear Hypester,

I feel like you are going to be the first person I put on my ignore list, keep up with the stupid questions!

 

[Piper Maru]

Dear Hypester, please don't mow your lawn at 7AM. It wakes me up way too early.

 

[Kane52630]

Dear Hypester,

You're not gonna last long if you keep acting like a 5 year old.

 

[HeyZeus]

Dear Hypster

I only wanna hear about your daily activities if they involve bean-flicking, and even then not really.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypster

I only wanna hear about your daily activities if they involve bean-flicking, and even then not really.

 

[HeyZeus]

Dear Hypester*

I only wanna hear about your daily activities if they involve bean-flicking, and even then not really.

Edit: opps

 

[Piper Maru]

Edit: opps

Hypster doofus.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypester,

Please inform us all what bean-flicking is. It sounds...vaguely dirty.

Your's truly,
KRYPTON INC.

 

[charl_huntress]

Dear Hypsters,


I believe bean flicking is some ritualized aspect involving tea bagging.

Sincerely Yours,


CH