Dear Hypester...

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hypester,

I don't love you.

Fire

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

https://vine.co/v/Mnq37LzExVP

 

[Victarion]

Dear Hypester 1: I can't make heads or tails of your gif-based conversations with Hypester 2.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypester,

If you don't want to be thought of as a judgmental *****e, stop judging people in a *****ey way. It's simple.

Not Your Friend,
KRYPTON INC.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dear Hypester,

I lied, it is you.

 

[Schlosser85]

Dear Hypester,

If you don't want to be thought of as a judgmental *****e, stop judging people in a *****ey way. It's simple.

Not Your Friend,
KRYPTON INC.

I don't know if this is about the same person I'm thinking of, but co-signed.

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester,

One way to describe you is with cheddar biscuits. You are a tasty companion on all of our Hype adventures.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypesters,

I've checked into both of your post histories... You are both here to be obtuse stealth trolls. Please, leave us all alone. I sincerely ask that you both find some other way to receive gratification.

Not going to miss you when you both are banned,
KRYPTON INC.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypesters,

You both just got banned. Few if any will miss you.

With No Regards,
KRYPTON INC.

P.S. Please do not come back.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

Damn gurl, that shade.

 

[Lily Adler]

Dear Hypester,

I feel like you're talking down to me instead of to me when we have any conversation.

 

[Kane52630]

Dear Hypester,

Why do cucumbers taste better pickled?

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester,

What?

 

[Kane52630]

Dear Hypester,

Huh?

 

[Captain Bryan]

Dear Hypster,

I wish we talked more.

 

[Sawyer]

NO!

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

I'm getting married!

Love, Reek

p.s. you should really have some bug spray if you are going to be hiding in the bushes all night.

 

[jokesonm3]

Good advice.

*runs to the store*

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Congratulations, Reek! You should've told us earlier.

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

I'm not really getting married... but girlfriends are beneficial.

Love, Reek xoxo

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Dear Hypester,

You make me feel sexy.

 

[dude stannis]

My dear Hypester was deleted? I'll say it again, as it doesn't concern anyone who posted on this page.

Dear Hypester,

I understand you're above us lowly internet nerds and that nothing meets your impossibly high standards. That's why you're probably better off going away you absolutely sour human being. If I hated everything as much as you do I'd have necked myself along time ago.

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

I love this ****ing thread.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear Hypester,

I love home cooking.

 

[flickchick85]

Dear Hypester,

I see you.