Dear Hypester...

[Superwoman Prime]

Dear Hypester,

See you too!

 

[flickchick85]

Dear Hypester,

Not you!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear Hypester,

I don't wear hockey pads.

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

I see you, too.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Dear Hypester,

Not you!

 

[flickchick85]

Dear Hypester,

It's always you, you, you.

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

so nice getting to know you, and you are quite pretty. I HOPE YOU DON'T USE A BANANA

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear Hypster,

You're a dear.
Not you, you.
Not you you, you.
Not you, you you you you.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Dear Hypester,

Sometimes I'll be in the same thread and I'll say "hello" but I'll really be thinking "You're a liar...YOURE A LIAR. YOU KNOW SOMETHING YOURE NOT TELLING US YOU SLIMEY, SCUMBAG LIAR." And then I'd be reading one of your posts in another thread and I'd be thinking "Ah, there goes that MURDERER! YOU GOT AWAY WITH MURDER YOU MURDERING LYING WASTE OF LIFE" and then I'd see a black and white picture posted from your personal lives and I'll be thinking "LIAR! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW YOU GODDAMNED LIAR" and so when I read your daily updates I'd be thinking "YOU KNOW DAMNED WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID SO STOP ACTING LIKE A VICTIM AND CONFESS YOU MURDERING MURDER! CONFESS! LIAR! CONFESS!"

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

You have broken my funny bone and I will never be able to laugh again.

Love, Reek.

and P.S. WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DAUGHTER YOU MURDERING PIECE OF ****!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Dear Hypesters,

Stay awesometastic! Nerd out all night long.

 

[dude stannis]

Dear Hypester,

Gianakin_ has more knowledge, love and respect for Star Wars than you ever will. Bend the knee to him.

 

[Gianakin_]

Dear Hypester,

Colin Trevorrow is what happens when the condom factories are run by incompetent fools.

 

[Greens]

Dear Hypester,

If Colin Trevorrow comes trick or treating, I'll give him an apple

 

[dude stannis]

Dear Hypester,

Seriously, Colin Trevorrow is bad and you should feel bad for thinking he's good.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Dear Hypester,


I'm certain that Colin Trevorrow helped you bury your daughter's corpse, and it's only a matter of time before I find the evidence and expose you for the MURDERING SCUMBAG you really are.

 

[Gianakin_]

Dear Hypester,

Colin Trevorrow proves that oral gets you to places.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Dear Hypesters...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I had to Google that name.

Is Jurassic World unpopular here? Did he say something stupid?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Dear Hypester,

You can post as many black and white photos as you want but we all know what actually happened to your daughter. You might celebrate the 10th anniversary of her "disappearance" by going to see episode 9, but we all know the truth. For your own sake, CONFESS.

 

[Gianakin_]

I had to Google that name.

Is Jurassic World unpopular here? Did he say something stupid?

Dear Hypester,

I don't know, do you like poop in your food?

 

[Parker Wayne]

I had to Google that name.

Is Jurassic World unpopular here? Did he say something stupid?

I didn't like it, but the hate for him is insane. Safety Not Guaranteed was pretty good.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I didn't like it, but the hate for him is insane. Safety Not Guaranteed was pretty good.

Insanely hilarious

I'm glad he was picked to direct SW. The petulant reactions are entertaining.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I had to Google that name.

Is Jurassic World unpopular here? Did he say something stupid?

He may, or may not have helped a Hypester get away with murder.

 

[dude stannis]

I didn't like it, but the hate for him is insane. Safety Not Guaranteed was pretty good.

Dear Hypester,

I'm glad he got picked for Star Wars. It helps me discern who here has awful taste in film.