Dear Hypester...

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear Hypster,

My potatoes smell better baked in your oven.

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester,

I think it's clear that it is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

 

[ComicChick]

Dear Hypester,

You can't cook by the book, cuz you can't read

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester,

My Luke Cage statue is judging you and your posts again. He keeps saying that you ain't got no skills.

 

[Kane52630]

Dear Hypester,

You still aint got no pancake mix!

 

[ComicChick]

Dear hypester,

you aint got no neck

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear neck,

Lend yourself to Hypester.

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester(s),

Ya mama.

 

[Schlosser85]

Dear Hypester,

1.3333337

 

[Schlosser85]

Maybe people would engage with you more if you didn't act so thin-skinned and like you were about to bite their heads off if they looked at you sideways.

 

[Reek]

seconded

 

[E-Man]

Dear Hypester,

Shut up.

 

[jokesonm3]

Dear Hypester,

Lack of big names does NOT equal bad film.

 

[dude stannis]

Dear Hypester,

"Tempus Fugit"

 

[Schlosser85]

Dear Hypester,

Lack of big names does NOT equal bad film.

Seconded. And a star-studded cast does not equal a good film.

Also, which person is a bigger name and which person is a better actor is definitely not always the same.

 

[jokesonm3]

Seconded. And a star-studded cast does not equal a good film.

Also, which person is a bigger name and which person is a better actor is definitely not always the same.

Exactly there's a ton of incredible Actors & Actresses out there with a vast amount of talent but the fact that they're not considered A list gets looked away in a fans eyes.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Dear Hypester,

Your idea of a personality is openly fangasming about obscure retro garbage. Try harder.

PS: This day just keeps getting better.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypester,

When you drink, step away from the keyboard.

Soberly yours,
KRYPTON INC.

 

[Reek]

Dear Hypester,

My best work is at the keyboard while I am drinking.

Drunkingly giving you hugs and kisses,

Reek

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear Hypester,

You hate a lot of people.
Be more positive.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear Hypester,

You seriously wonder why you may be having a problem interacting with others around here? It could be your schizo way of dealing with people, or the mood swings, or the really amateur shade you throw... In any case, I blame part of it on the drinking. Try weed. It helps to EASE things down and not ramp them up I find.

Needing weed to deal with you,
KRYPTON INC.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypester,

You're great at continually stating the obvious.

 

[jokesonm3]

Dear Hypester,

You're welcome Mr. grumpy pants.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dear Jokes,

I like being grumpy.

 

[jokesonm3]

Dear Jokes,

I like being grumpy.

Mister i thought this was a sanctuary to confess our sins to the high fathers of hype in absolute anonymity.