The Amazing Spider-Man Dear Sony Pictures...

Spider-X

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I understand that you have decided to reboot the Spider-Man movie franchise. I've been following this story as much as I can through various reputable websites and, as a massive fan of the comics, I feel I need to get a few things off my chest:

1. You say you are going with "a more gritty, contemporary redo of the series." As a long time follower of the comics, I can tell you the general ton of Spider-Man is absolutely not "gritty." This word scares me when speaking of a new angle on the spider-man movies and makes me feel as if you are trying to tap into some of the Batman feel/money because of the success of the Dark Knight. Spider-man is more light hearted, as Spider-Man wise cracks through his fights with villains and is a jokester, although many comic stories still caries moments of legitimate drama. Please, for the love of god...and Stan Lee, try to keep the integrity of the character as he has been represented in the comics (which has shown historically to be massively successful) and keep the Batman "gritty" tone to Batman.

2. It has been mentioned that the movie will focus on Spider-Man's high school years. I keep hearing "with this movie, we are sending Peter Parker back to high school!"...this too is terrifying. Please, for the love of god, do not teeny-bob the Spider-Man franchise. I know it's attractive idea what with the success of the Twilight movies and what not...but if you make these Spider-Man movies an emo teen fest...I will find all responsible and make it look like an accident :yay:

3. There has been the statement that you are focused on younger, up-and-coming directors. Why not someone who is tried and true? With such an important franchise, why take that angle? With Sam Raimi off of Spider-man 4 because he didn't feel he could make your deadline and still maintain the artistic integrity of the other films and your statement of wanting a younger, up-and-coming director...It sounds like you want someone who you can tell how to direct (push around) instead of someone with an artistic vision and style. I really hope this is not the case...for the love of God, Buddha, Vishnu, and those delicious snack wraps from McDonalds (sorry...i'm hungry).

4. Don't force the director to use villains they publicly stated they don't like. Raimi didn't like venom, Avi Arad said "how about you put Venom in 3..." so Raimi said "ok...i'll give you Venom"...and the rest is history (sadly). Venom is easily one of the most popular villains in not just Spider-Man comics, but comics in general. I understand you are struggling with making a Venom spin off movie and, from a massive fan's perspective, the best way to do it right is for his origins to be done justice to in a Spider-Man movie first. So please don't cram him, or any villian, down the director's throat.

I know you've said:

"'Spider-Man' will always be an important franchise for Sony Pictures and a fresh start like this is a responsibility that we all take very seriously," said Michael Lynton, Chairman and CEO of Sony Pictures. "We have always believed that story comes first and story guides the direction of these films and as we move onto the next chapter, we will stay true to that principle and will do so with the highest respect for the source material and the fans and moviegoers who deserve nothing but the best when it comes to bringing these stories and characters to life on the big screen."

But I've come to find that when big-wigs speak, they also have money on the mind, which can tend to over-ride quality for quantity (I'm looking at you FOX!). While that, of course, is understandable when spending $100s of millions, please stay true to this statement and keep the integrity of the character intact. He's an icon and a lot of people really care about the quality of these films.

Sincerely,

With warm regards,

Love forever,

Spider-x

xoxo

P.S. I understand that the Sony executives making this movie will, with almost no doubt, never read this...but, once again, it feels good to get off my chest. Now it's your turn...
 
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Dear Sony Pictures

F*** this up, and see what happens
 
Dear Sony Pictures

F*** this up, and see what happens

I feel the same way, I will be outraged if they disgrace Spider-Man fans with crap.

I understand Spider X's concerns. I don't know what to think of all this, as much as I want this. They better not mess this up.:cmad:

But by gritty, don't be alarmed. Think gritty like TMNT 1990, and we're fine. When I think gritty, I just think having some nards, and not kiddying it up.
 
One thing's for sure, I'll never forgive Sony for pretty much forcing Sam to quit. Sony doesn't know what they're doing.
 
Dear Sony,

Hire Matthew Vaughn. You won't regret it.

Love,
War Party
 
Dear Sony,I am a computer hacker and if you make a crappy spidey movie just to make money,then I will use my computer hacking skills to wipe out your bank accounts.
 
Oh and Dear Sony,


MORE QUIPS! MORE QUIPS! AND MORE QUIPS! Raimi never hit the character of Spidey on the head and this was one of the reasons. That and he made Peter an uber nerd even after he became Spider-Man.

Also, if you're going to take one thing with you into the new films, remember the fight scenes with Doc Ock on the clock tower and train.

And just read any issue of Ultimate Spider-Man if you want quality Spidey stories with him in high school.

Oh, and more quips.
 
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Dear Sony,

Thank you for getting rid of campy cheesefest paintball Goblin Raimi

Regards,

Ninja


Of course let's not forget, anything can be made worse. This early on, there's just no way to know whether this reboot will actually improve on anything, regardless of how easily improved any aspect of the old franchise is perceived to be.
 
While that's true, it's pretty hard to make it worse than most of SM3. I think the trend is to learn from past mistakes, not repeat them. That's why people are so excited.
 
Dear New Director,

With my worries listed above aside, I'd like to mention that I have been a fan of the Raimi Trilogy...HOWEVER! when taking into consideration the source material for Spider-man there are many exciting areas you have the opportunity to get right this time. Here are my list of polite suggestions (demands):

1. Peter Parker, as he has been known for the past 40+ years in the oh so successful comics...is not a social idiot. Please show Peter as a very scientifically intelligent, nerdy, yet sociable enough guy with good self esteem (once he gets his powers anyways...). He's not just some pathetic nerd with a crush.

2. MAKE SPIDER-MAN WISE CRACK!!! HOLY FREAK'N MOSES!!!! It is an very integral part of Spider-Man's character that had been, for the most part, swept to the side by Raimi. Please please pleeeease make Spider-Man a funny guy in this new franchise.

4. Web shooters would be nice. I was fine with the organics...but web shooters would be very very nice.

Best wishes,

Spider-X
 
Spider-X for president!


Although I'm torn on the whole organic vs webshooters thing. I like how they are a part of his powers. But I like staying true to the comics, plus if he makes them he can change the formula depending on the villain he is facing. So it's really easy to show how his keen mind can beat a super villain.
 
Dear Sony Pictures,

Thank you for realizing that Raimi was headed towards the Batman and Robin version of Spider-Man.

Love, JustABill.
 
The web-shooters are useful to display Peter's intellect. I was never really bothered by the organic web-shooters though.
 
Dear Sony,

Thanks for the Sony Cassette Walkman from the 80s.

Oh, get Peter Parker / Spider-Man correct this time.

Thanks,
Ninja
 
Dear Sony,

Zack Efron is funny, can act, is in shape, and looks just like Peter. Cast him now.

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And Tobey's 25 million a movie isn't too high?

Not to mention Efron can act circles around Tobey.
 
Judging by SM3 and the rumored SM4 script, which apparently included "The Vulturess" at Sony's behest, I'm afraid I have little faith that any future Spider-Man movie under Sony Pictures will be better than the first 2. Hopefully I'm delightfully surprised.
 
Dear Sony,

Please F*** this up so spider-man can go back to marvel.


yours truly,

venomvsspidey
 

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