Deathlok gets the Billy

[Deathlok2001]

You fail.




Note:A compound word still makes it one word.

there' s = there is (contration) 2 words

 

[Darthphere]

there' s = there is (contration) 2 words

Sorry, you fail.

 

[Darthphere]

Maybe he thinks "" is a word.

Possibly.

 

[jaguarr]

I always though that once you actually OWN property ( your own house), you would want to purchase nice looking bookshelfs of some sort in which to store your comics. That way, women will be impressed & NOT jump out the window when they see your comic book collection.

While what defines what are "nice looking bookshelfs" is a rather subjective thing (as evidenced by this thread), you would have been better off getting some that don't have the glass doors (as in some with solid wood doors that don't let light in) so that your books would have had more appropriate protection. And, no, comic book collections in general aren't going to be a great way of finding common ground to talk about with most women (and my wife agrees with me on this point).

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

there' s = there is (contration) 2 words

A famous hot dog vendor said that in order to do his job, he had to learn THREE words,..."What'll Ya Have?"
His word carries more weight than yours, with me.

 

[Darthphere]

While what defines what are "nice looking bookshelfs" is a rather subjective thing (as evidenced by this thread), you would have been better off getting some that don't have the glass doors (as in some with solid wood doors that don't let light in) so that your books would have had more appropriate protection. And, no, comic book collections in general aren't going to be a great way of finding common ground to talk about with most women (and my wife agrees with me on this point).

jag

Deathlok: So, then jaguarr calls me an idiot because I got glass shelves. Ha-ha!
Date: Thats hilarious.
*crickets*
*10 minutes later*
Deathlok: As you can see I stored my comics in these shelves because I think they look fabulous.
Date:Um comics?
Deathlok: Yes, cant you see my wonderful collection?
Date:Thats nice, uh, its getting late I got to go, ill call you.
Deathlok:Why of course, have a good night.
Date:Yeah, uh bye, and oh by the way your comics are getting damaged.
*date runs out the door and has sex with deathlok's neighbor*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

While what defines what are "nice looking bookshelfs" is a rather subjective thing (as evidenced by this thread), you would have been better off getting some that don't have the glass doors

Also, since pulling the ladies is a concern, wooden doors would've concealed the comics during the early stages of the relationship.

 

[Darthphere]

Also, since pulling the ladies is a concern, wooden doors would've concealed the comics during the early stages of the relationship.

You guys dont realize how much im laughing at this right now.



By the way I tivo'd some of this conversation if you guys want to do the rest.

 

[Deathlok2001]

dudes, these shelfs come without glass doors. I have to put the glass doors on them.

What I am saying is that changing who you are or changing your hobbies to satisfy a particular female is just wrong. My last gf was cool with my comics.

I think its an excellent test of her character. If she is so put off comics that she will not go out with a dude because he reads comics, then she is a waste of time & very superfical.

 

[Darthphere]

dudes, these shelfs come without glass doors. I have to put the glass doors on them.

What I am saying is that changing who you are or changing your hobbies to satisfy a particular female is just wrong. My last gf was cool with my comics.

I think its an excellent test of her character. If she is so put off comics that she will not go out with a dude because he reads comics, then she is a waste of time & very superfical.

Dude, thats not what you said, you pretty much said that displaying your comics impresses women and thats wrong. Admit it.

 

[Deathlok2001]

A famous hot dog vendor said that in order to do his job, he had to learn THREE words,..."What'll Ya Have?"
His word carries more weight than yours, with me.

Actually, your wrong. Thats 4 words. What'll = what will, 2 words. (contraction)

 

[jaguarr]

Actually, your wrong. Thats 4 words. What'll = what will, 2 words. (contraction)

Do you like to argue about the most inane, meaningless things with people on the internet naturally or is it something that you have to work at?

jag

 

[Darthphere]

Actually, your wrong. Thats 4 words. What'll = what will, 2 words. (contraction)

OMG! Listen its a ****ing contraction meaning its two words you made into 1 word.

 

[Da Docta]

Thread of the day. Woot woot!

 

[Deathlok2001]

Dude, thats not what you said, you pretty much said that displaying your comics impresses women and thats wrong. Admit it.

displaying them so they are not looking like some fanboys wet dream will NOT get you women, but it gives a + to the overall appearance of your place.

 

[Darthphere]

displaying them so they are not looking like some fanboys wet dream will NOT get you women, but it gives a + to the overall appearance of your place.

OMG! Women wont sleep with you because you have nice shelves, they sleep with you if you take them out, show them a good time, pay for everything ****e them out pretty much. You could live in a ****ing barn and theyll sleep with you if youre a good guy. Damnit! Vain ass materialistic people.

 

[Carter]

Uh, women don't care about the neatness of my room
Or shelves for that matter

 

[Darthphere]

Uh, women don't care about the neatness of my room
Or shelves for that matter

THANK YOU!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All I find on the intarweb is FAQ's for school writing assignments (which specify how many words are required), and they say:

"Contracted words count as the number of words they would be if they were not contracted. For example, isn't, didn't, I'm, I'll are counted as two words (replacing is not, did not, I am, I will ). Where the contraction replaces one word (e.g. can't for cannot ), it is counted as one word."

 

[Darthphere]

All I find on the intarweb is FAQ's for school writing assignments (which specify how many words are required), and they say:

"Contracted words count as the number of words they would be if they were not contracted. For example, isn't, didn't, I'm, I'll are counted as two words (replacing is not, did not, I am, I will ). Where the contraction replaces one word (e.g. can't for cannot ), it is counted as one word."

That explanation contradicted itself.

 

[Darthphere]

Nevermind, I just realized this was for how they would count the word for a school writing assignment.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd like to add one more thought to this already entertaining thread: Every woman of discerning taste that I know LOATHES IKEA and the products they sell. Just something to keep things in perspective, here.

jag

 

[Deathlok2001]

Uh, women don't care about the neatness of my room
Or shelves for that matter

room?..... do you live with your parents?,, overall appearance of your house, women care.

 

[Darthphere]

I'd like to add one more thought to this already entertaining thread: Every woman of discerning taste that I know LOATHES IKEA and the products they sell. Just something to keep things in perspective, here.

jag

IKEA is like buying LazyBoy recliners, theyre extremely cheesy.

 

[Da Docta]

Nevermind, I just realized this was for how they would count the word for a school writing assignment.

Maybe this whole thread is Deathlok's writing assignment.