Disaster Movie

[Obi-Ron]

seriously, i would like to meet these toolboxes that write and direct this crap. not so i can kill them, like so many say, but just simply to ask them to defend what they're doing. ask them why they think that what they do is okay. i'd just seriously love to here a legitimate response by them to that.

The "movie" movies make a profit, that's why. If the idiot general public stopped seeing them, they would stop making them.

 

[StarkTheProdigy]

it'd be hilarious if no one saw this movie
but there are such things as kids and simple minded people
"sigh"

 

[Captain Planet!]

I'm Iron Man. *Cow falls on head*

Yeah... I... I just... I just can't get over the comedic genius that this is.

 

[dlvillarreal]

Last night I saw Tropic Thunder and they had a trailer for this movie. I didn't hear one laugh and the theater was semi-full. It was pretty crowded. I was cracking up because no one was laughing at it.

 

[SolarTiger]

Well we know that this will be one disaster of a movie.

 

[thejon93]

I honestly wanted to try and avoid this film at all costs(I mean, not even catch a photo or poster), but it just seems impossible. Everytime I turn on the goddamn TV, there's 'Disaster Movie': "You don't wanna mess with a girl, straight outta rehab"?!?!?!
WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TO?! AND WHY AREN'T THESE #$%HOLES DEAD ALREADY?!?! SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT A PILLOW OVER THEIR HEADS... BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO STOP IF WE DON'T...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yes, cause make big bold letters is gonna do that.

 

[SolarTiger]

[YT]2XgS834GUbI[/YT]

Sums up my feelings about this film.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I don't wish for them to die, I wish for their careers to die.

 

[Untilteld]

A trailer for this played with Tropic Thunder a couple weeks ago when I saw it, and the theatre was dead silent, no one laughed, no one talked about what they've just witnessed.

 

[zeptron]

There's absolutly no way this will make number 1 in the box office. People are smarter than that.......

*Remembers MTS making number 1 over Rambo*

Oh wait........never mind.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I think it's the worse looking movie of the year. I'd rather watch a Meet Dave/Love Guru double feature.

 

[darkseid26]

i was almost dragged to this movie an hour ago, by my dumb friend who has not taste in film.

 

[Timstuff]

I don't wish for them to die, I wish for their careers to die.

They can't die. Hell doesn't want them.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

i was almost dragged to this movie an hour ago, by my dumb friend who has not taste in film.

How? the movies not out til the 29th of this month?

 

[darkseid26]

How? the movies not out til the 29th of this month?

yeah, i think my friend got the date wrong

 

[Timstuff]

I would love to hear these ******s try to justify why they're calling this "Disaster Movie," even though there is not a single disaster movie reference in it (except for an asteroid falling on that blond who thinks she's Hannah Montana, but that doesn't count in the least).

 

[Timstuff]

BTW, here's an important PSA regarding this movie:

 

[darkseid26]

BTW, here's an important PSA regarding this movie:

omg, is this foreals?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

wow, that video was completly in bad taste. even worse then the movies these guys make. True or not. that's f'ed up! That someone made a vid of that.

 

[Timstuff]

omg, is this foreals?

Fortunately, no. But next time around, it could happen for real judging from this movie's trailers...

This however, I believe is real, because this is exactly what I looked like when I saw the Disaster movie trailer (and I'm sure most of you did, too).



I think think I know where these guys get their money from: the Pentagon. These movies will one day make physical interrogation obsolete.

 

[darkseid26]

^^^ lmao, he looks like andy milanokis (or however you spell it)

 

[Timstuff]

This one pretty much says it all: Vague Genre Movie

 

[Sawyer]

I don't wish for them to die, I wish for their careers to die.

I dont wish death on them either. [blackout]Just hours, upon hours of painful slow torture[/blackout]

 

[The Apatow Crew]

HA that is the best one.

especially the part about them not making up thier own gags.