Oh god, what'll happen when the _____ Movie people get a hold of Watchmen?

[Angel_Faerie]

I've heard rumors the demons...I mean...men....that are responsible for Epic, Date, and Disaster Movies are already planning their next ****fest. And guess what's near the top of the list for things on the chopping block?

 

[C.F. Kane]

These movies are the closest anyone has ever come to making cinematic poop. Not just in quality, but by the process by which they make it as well. Film is ingested, worked on, and then defecated into something barely recognizable for all to see.

 

[Evil Twin]

I can just picture the "clever" Blue Man Group joke for Dr. Manhattan. Maybe he'll vaporize Paris Hilton too. Probably also "I did it xx minutes ago. What are you going to do?" - Kick to the balls.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I can just picture the "clever" Blue Man Group joke for Dr. Manhattan. Maybe he'll vaporize Paris Hilton too. Probably also "I did it xx minutes ago. What are you going to do?" - Kick to the balls.

I hate to say it, but the kick to the balls would be kind of funny.

 

[Antonello Blueberry]

You know Carmen Electra in the Silk Spectre outfit might not be that bad. As she wasn't that bad as Mistique.

 

[maxxgullo]

im hoping the movie will be good, i personally cant wait til it comes out!!!

 

[3dman27]

i knoW the perfect takeoff on watchmen warners could do
replace roarshach&co. with DC comics comedy super-team theINFERIOR 5 and call the film BOTCHMEN

 

[Shadow-Guardian]

kinda off-topic but i read somewhere that their actually parodying Epic Movie. their actually parodying their own movie.

 

[OctaviusINC]

^So let me get this straight: There is going to be an awful parody movie parodying parody movies?

Excuse the phrase but that's ******ED.

 

[Keymaker]

Also, judging by the trailer for Disaster Movie, my guess for the Watchmen parody will be Rorschach walking, and then like hitting his head on something and falling down. Or maybe he'll fart.

That's so true that it's hilarious...and sad at the same time

 

[p4poetic]

We got a Spider-Man parody 6 years after the movie was released. They'll never let go of this thing.

 

[SuperFerret]

i still dont know why that noone has ever protested any of those crappy movies yet. isnt it common sense that after the first 4 or 5 of them that were made that youd see someone outside a movie theatre protesting? im surprised that noone has taken

Spoiler

Ra's al Ghuls speech of the "will to act" at the end of begins to heart.

Tell me, are these movies really worth protesting?

 

[Kane52630]

Tell me, are these movies really worth protesting?

its worth burning the DVD and feeding it to a bird and then it died after eating it

 

[SuperFerret]

That's only slightly less cruel than showing the movie to the bird.