Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

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  1. Tojo Registered

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    Sometimes i get irrationally worried that my girlfriend has been subliminally programmed to yearn for porn sized proportions of manhood.

    Damn the media scum.

    Discuss.
     
  2. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Hahaha! Maybe you should have been called Todger :D

    Don't worry about it. As long as it does it's job, you'll be fine. I think size is more of an issue for the male rather that their respective other halves. You need to be able to touch the sides, sure, but a normalish size should be fine as long as you know how to work it.

    I've probably got more to say on the matter, but that'll do for now. ;)
     
  3. The Guard Registered

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    Here's the thing. She's been programmed to yearn for the porn models...just as men have been programmed to yearn for a certain kind of woman. It's a two way street.

    Most of the time, though, it aint the size of the hammer...etc, etc, etc. Size matters, but so does technique and basic compatability. Been a theatre person (we're very open about sexuality), and I've known some men with huge...you know...and they've always told me it's not all it's cracked up to be. Comfort issues, things of that nature. You'd be surprised how many of them are secretly insecure.

    Porn stars are porn stars for a reason. Although a lot of them these days are more "realistic". You would only ever need to worry if she had an issue with the size and vocalized it. And if she does, hey, there are all SORTS of cool "oumps" and "extensions" and whatnot at porn shops.

    Seriously. Some cool, cool stuff.
     
  4. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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    unless you're like, irrationally small, or your girlfriend's ex's peeper was 14" of raging meat, you really have nothing to worry about.
     
  5. 04nbod I need to debrief you

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    well if your girl is watching a lot of porn there is problem somewhere.
     
  6. Tojo Registered

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    i am adequate :o
     
  7. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    That's right. Just keep telling yourself that. Ignorance is bliss :oldrazz:

    I joke. You know why they are porn stars, and unless your girl is numb in the head, she will too.

    I'm fit and healthy, but I'd probably do ***** in the Olympics -- see the difference?
     
  8. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Well of course, your an egg. Right?
     
  9. Figs Registered

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    Honestly Tojo I would give you some advice but I'm not sure if the Mod's would allow it.

    I don't think it would be too graphic but they might.
     
  10. The Professor Registered

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    As long as your meat is raging, you'll be fine.
     
  11. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    They haven't introduced the egg and spoon race into the Olympics yet :o
     
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    Lol, good comeback.
     
  13. Gamma Ray Registered

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    The average length is 5 1/2 to 6 inches. The average girth is 5 inches. Tell your GF to stop being a size queen, especially if you're above the average.
     
  14. DV8 Band Loser

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    I don't worry about mine . . . but I see what you mean . . . dudes get way too upset and touchy (no pun intended) about how big theirs is and what other people think . . .
     
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    I think everyone gets insecure with the porn thing. That's why I reccomend Liz Vicious's videos. The guy in those vids makes me look like my member ate Ron Jeremy's, and then John Holmes'. And he's doing just fine, so I must as well :o
     
  16. The Guard Registered

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    Who the hell came up with calling it "girth"?
     
  17. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    Hahaha
     
  18. C.F. Kane Registered

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    Just make sure you're really good at giving head and she'll forgive you for any other deficiency you may have.
     
  19. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Baby = birth

    Genitals = girth

    Please ignore my posts; I'm high on cough medicine :word:




    Oh, and BTW: What the hell with those averages? You just made me very very superly overly confident :oldrazz:
     
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    They factor in the Asian community!

    YOWZA!!!! :hehe:
     
  21. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    lol, no
    but if you feel you need to make up for something then:
    QFT^, That and make sure you don't finish before she does :cwink:
     
  22. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    LOL! I watched an Asian porno a while ago -- must be at least 20 mins -- and it was that small that there was hardly any movement lol :hehe:

    Hey hey WTF :) Not seen you in a bit :word:
     
  23. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    School has somewhat fu**ed my life (free time) even on the hype :csad: :woot:
     
  24. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    Best advice on the internets. Don't worry about you. Learn some other tricks and you'll be fine.

    Side Note: What's up with the goofy thread lately? Eh? "I got a New Girlfriend", "Are we obsessed with Sex?", Blah blah blah... Seriously, go out and enjoy life, stop making it so public, learn and bust a move. Damn...
     
  25. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Such is life. But at least you don't have penis issues. But hopefully you have penis tissues :o

    Ok, never having cough medicine again. EVER!

    :D
     

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