Sometimes i get irrationally worried that my girlfriend has been subliminally programmed to yearn for porn sized proportions of manhood.
Damn the media scum.
Discuss.
i am adequate![]()
That's right. Just keep telling yourself that. Ignorance is bliss
I joke. You know why they are porn stars, and unless your girl is numb in the head, she will too.
I'm fit and healthy, but I'd probably do ***** in the Olympics -- see the difference?
unless you're like, irrationally small, or your girlfriend's ex's peeper was 14" of raging meat, you really have nothing to worry about.
Well of course, your an egg. Right?
They haven't introduced the egg and spoon race into the Olympics yet![]()
The average length is 5 1/2 to 6 inches. The average girth is 5 inches. Tell your GF to stop being a size queen, especially if you're above the average.
Who the hell came up with calling it "girth"?
Who the hell came up with calling it "girth"?
Oh, and BTW: What the hell with those averages? You just made me very very superly overly confident![]()
QFT^, That and make sure you don't finish before she doesJust make sure you're really good at giving head and she'll forgive you for any other deficiency you may have.
They factor in the Asian community!
YOWZA!!!!![]()
lol, no
but if you feel you need to make up for something then:
QFT^, That and make sure you don't finish before she does![]()
School has somewhat fu**ed my life (free time) even on the hypeLOL! I watched an Asian porno a while ago -- must be at least 20 mins -- and it was that small that there was hardly any movement lol
Hey hey WTFNot seen you in a bit
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Best advice on the internets. Don't worry about you. Learn some other tricks and you'll be fine.Just make sure you're really good at giving head and she'll forgive you for any other deficiency you may have.