Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[Darthphere]

Hahaha! Maybe you should have been called Todger

Don't worry about it. As long as it does it's job, you'll be fine. I think size is more of an issue for the male rather that their respective other halves. You need to be able to touch the sides, sure, but a normalish size should be fine as long as you know how to work it.

I've probably got more to say on the matter, but that'll do for now.

Horrible word choice.

 

[Eggyman]

Horrible word choice.

Or was it intended?




























no it wasn't

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Such is life. But at least you don't have penis issues. But hopefully you have penis tissues

Ok, never having cough medicine again. EVER!

Robitussin FTW

 

[Eggyman]

Robitussin FTW

 

[Nirvana]

Hahaha! Most hilarious thread ever!

 

[DV8]

Oh, and BTW: What the hell with those averages? You just made me very very superly overly confident

haha, eggy celebrates mediocrity *ernie laugh*

 

[DV8]

Oh, and BTW: What the hell with those averages? You just made me very very superly overly confident

haha, eggy celebrates mediocrity *ernie laugh*

 

[Eggyman]

Double post - compensating for something?

 

[shuut]

I used to have the occasional moment of porn star envy...until my wife and I saw Eastern Promises and she said "you are SO much bigger than that" out loud in a crowded theatre...and no offense to viggo, but I truly am.

 

[terry78]

Porn is fantasy. If a mother****er had one that long you couldn't contain it....it'd be difficult to even do anything.

 

[Cowleen]

Size does matter.

 

[Stotch]

When measuring, do you measure from the top, bottom, or the side?

 

[Cowleen]

When measuring, do you measure from the top, bottom the side?

hAHA, I gotta stick around for this one...

 

[Eggyman]

Nobody said that it doesn't. The most that's been said is that it doesn't have to be like a third leg for it to do the job.

 

[Cowleen]

Nobody said that it doesn't. The most that's been said is that it doesn't have to be like a third leg for it to do the job.

True.

 

[terry78]

IF you know how to thrust and rotate, you're good to go. You're acting like your lady's **** is like the ****ing Chunnel.

 

[Eggyman]

When measuring, do you measure from the top, bottom, or the side?

Take it to B&Q, they'll give you a precise quote on your tool





From the top I believe

 

[hammy]

I'd like to know what kind of porn you guys are watching. I never see guys that huge. They're all pretty average.

 

[terry78]

I'd like to know what kind of porn you guys are watching. I never see guys that huge. They're all pretty average.

So you admit you watch porn. Wooooooo.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Sometimes i get irrationally worried that my girlfriend has been subliminally programmed to yearn for porn sized proportions of manhood.

Damn the media scum.

Discuss.

To be honest,even i have given this thought. It's a shame that anyone thinks that they can have the best..when chances are they will get average.

 

[DV8]

I'd like to know what kind of porn you guys are watching. I never see guys that huge. They're all pretty average.

Lol! well, you are talking to a bunch of dudes on SHH! [/not referring to self]

 

[terry78]

There is always someone bigger. The cycle will never end.

 

[Cowleen]

I'd like to know what kind of porn you guys are watching. I never see guys that huge. They're all pretty average.

QFT.

 

[Gamma Ray]

7-8 inches is a good size. Anything above can just be painful. Anything less still does the trick, though.

 

[DV8]

Double post - compensating for something?

my wang is a whopping 3", fully erect on a hot summer's day . . . my right hand always tells me that's perfectly okay

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