Do You Read On The Toilet?

Do You Read While On the Toilet?

  • Yes

  • No

  • It's none of you damn business!


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Well I'm trying to figure out if my bowels just work incredibly fast compared to others or if people just like to take their sweet time since they know nobody will bother them there.
 
Some people occupy the toilet having phone or Skype conversations on there while others are waiting outside to use it. Very inconsiderate.
 
Same. I just go in, do my business, and leave. I don't understand spending that much time sitting on the toilet.

If you have constipation you'll need to find something to pass the time otherwise you'll be sitting there bored.
 
Yes. Quite a bit, except when I am at work, and then it's a run and gun kind of situation.
 
Sometimes you can have a snack while you take a crap. Make a bag of popcorn or something so you don't starve to death while you're on the toilet.
 
You can even write a novel while you sit upon the toilet potty.
 
You guys should do what I do. Bring your grill into the bathroom and grill some burgers. Invite people over for a bathroom bbq.
 
Well currently the poll is 12 for yes and 5 for no. So it seems so far the notion that most folks read on the john is true
 
I once watched all 3 lord of he rings extended editions while I sat on the toilet and drank a cup of tea.
 
On an average day I find the time to read something twice.

1. When I'm in the bathroom taking a ****. (Usually at home)
2. When I'm in the bathroom pretending to take a ****. (Usually at work)
 
Read on the toilet why would I do that? I don't even read when I am not on the toilet lol.
 
I never stay there long enough to require reading material...
 
I'd say, cut down on the prune smoothies with each meal then.
 
But, but, prune juice is a warrior's drink... :cwink:

A TNG Worf quote, in the 21st Century? You know Retro... In one hundred years, I might just get to like you. Ha-ha-HA! (freeze frame)

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER IRA STEVEN BEHR

Next week on...
 
You could probably have an MCU movie marathon while on the toilet.

And let's not forget that Elvis died while sitting on the toilet.
 
Hail to the King... Who died on the throne.
 
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