Dog eats baby's genitals

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  1. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Yeah, right. THAT'S what made you google it.
     
  2. DV8

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    yeah, bottom line is he's was born a boy; they can't just raise him as a woman, cuz he'll pry be all manly . . . the only 'good' thing is that he won't remember what happened, and he can't 'miss' having sex if he's never experienced it . . . still, he'll have all the same sexual urges that come w/ puberty . . . and that's when things will start to get harry (no pun intended)
     
  3. DV8

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    I don't think there'd be so many sex-deprived people on this site if that were true :csad:
     
  4. Holly

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    ive driven through Waukegan, it's revolting
     
  5. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    OK, I was actually hoping to get on the wait list to receive David Duchovny's tower of power if he were to have an....unfortunate accident....
     
  6. DV8

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    heh . . . so have I :csad:
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Is it "chew a baby's dick off" - Revolting?


    Anyway, unrelated...here is the anticlimactic merit badge you earned for reading an entire Wilhelm post once.

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  8. Holly

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    where do you live?
     
  9. Holly

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    eeeeee

    id make it my avatar but it would be way too small.
     
  10. DV8

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    wait . . . did you just compliment Dave Duchovny's schlong? :confused:
     
  11. DV8

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    milwaukee, wisconsin . . .
     
  12. Holly

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    oh :awkward:
     
  13. DV8

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    ^it's better than waukegan . . .
     
  14. Holly

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    i dont live in Waukegan
     
  15. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Duchovny's massive tube-steak has been an urban legend since X-Files was still on the air. You'd have to ask Tea Leoni to find out the truth however. I'm sure the truth is out there....
     
  16. Wilhelm-Scream

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    and then it's in there, then it's back out there, etc.



    :eubanks::(
     
  17. DV8

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    I know, I'm just saying it's better than Waukegan . . . :hyper: you said :awkward: and I thought you were saying that it's no better than Waukegan . . .
     
  18. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I'm glad you did it to yourself.
     
  19. Untilteld

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    Poor kid, he's gonna have a tough time growin up.
     
  20. Holly

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    ive been to Summerfest a few times. it's a little bit better than Waukegan. still smells like pee
     
  21. DV8

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    still kinda weird of you to want Duchovny's 'x-file' :csad:

    :D I love Californication though!! :up:
     
  22. Dew k. Mosi

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    I saw one story like that but the guy/girl killed him/herself
     
  23. DV8

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    that's just at the summerfest grounds :D the rest of it smells like yeast :up:
     
  24. Holly

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    :shudder:
     
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    A more efective title for this thread would have been:

    "Weiner Dog Eats Baby's Weiner"
     

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