The Friend Zone

[Jack Rabbit]

Or be an a-hole. Girls love the a-hole guys for some reason.

Yes.

 

[punishermax]

K, I got you. So whats your experience been like in the friend zone.

Just like everyone else's excruciatingly painful and time seemed to stand still. Days seemes like weeks, but everything will work itself out. It did for me. Just remember, meeting new people is best thing one can do.

But it happens to everyone. My buddy Wally, is the epitome of the fat, funny friend. He's like the girls brother, and he's fat so he has two strikes. He has it bad. I'm nowhere near his level of experience when it come to the zone.

 

[The Man Of 16]

You've got to pop a wheeli.

I recently bought a Celica GTS. So I've already got a fast car. I have one more question. If she dresses up everytime, doesnt that indicate that she wants you to notice her?

 

[deathshead2]

Were really pathtic with us calling it the friend zone.

 

[punishermax]

If you do the muscular, motorcycle thing, at least get a real bike though, not a plastic crotch rocket piece of crap.

Just go with the *******/confident but no arrogant theme for a while.

 

[deathshead2]

I recently bought a Celica GTS. So I've already got a fast car. I have one more question. If she dresses up everytime, doesnt that indicate that she wants you to notice her?

Or maybe she likes to just look nice in public.

 

[punishermax]

Can you go to bars legally at 18 where you live?

 

[The Man Of 16]

Can you go to bars legally at 18 where you live?

Yeah but shes not 18 for a couple months.

 

[punishermax]

Oh, well go to the bars, you will meet people there that might be even cooler. That's what I started doing when I turned 21, and it's been insanely awesome.

 

[deathshead2]

Where a lether jacket, point and say aaa alot, and punch juit boxs to make it start. Oh and to really win her ovre jump a shark while on a pair of skies. Works everytime.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Huh. The way she called you up outta the blue suggest to me that maybe she had been thinking she missed an opportunity, and wanted to investigate it again. Maybe she found what she was looking for--no attraction, or she's still a little confused.

Ever since you said this I cant stop thinking about it. What do you suggest I do?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Ever since you said this I cant stop thinking about it. What do you suggest I do?

Nothing. You let them come to you...

You're a boat, and they're sharks. Gotta throw some chum in the watah.

 

[punishermax]

Ever since you said this I cant stop thinking about it. What do you suggest I do?

You could just ask her. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Nothing. You let them come to you...

You're a boat, and they're sharks. Gotta throw some chum in the watah.

What does that even mean?

 

[The Man Of 16]

You could just ask her. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

Alright, I'm going for it. Damn its 1:30 AM, shes probably asleep.

 

[deathshead2]

What does that even mean?

It means wait till the time is right.

 

[punishermax]

Alright, I'm going for it. Damn its 1:30 AM, shes probably asleep.

Perfect, stand outside her window, with a boombox, blaring Phil Collins music. Or Pantera. Or polka, watever you crazy Canucks listen to these days.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

What does that even mean?

You stay where you are. You need to lure them to you.

 

[deathshead2]

You stay where you are. You need to lure them to you.

Then blow her up with a barrel as your ship sinks.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Perfect, stand outside her window, with a boombox, blaring Phil Collins music. Or Pantera. Or polka, watever you crazy Canucks listen to these days.

That was Peter Gabriel, you heathen!

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[The Man Of 16]

Perfect, stand outside her window, with a boombox, blaring Phil Collins music. Or Pantera. Or polka, watever you crazy Canucks listen to these days.

The Tragically Hip

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Then blow her up with a barrel as your ship sinks.

In layman's terms: Plan B.

 

[deathshead2]

In layman's terms: Plan B.

Which in english means. When she says she just wants to be friends. Drink alot.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Which in english means. When she says she just wants to be friends. Drink alot.

Yeah.

"I really cherish our friendship. Let's not ruin that, ok?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"Want to get ****ing WASTED?"

 

[deathshead2]

Yeah.

"I really cherish our friendship. Let's not ruin that, ok?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"Want to get ****ing WASTED?"

Which leads to plan c. After getting crazy druck and having a bar fight or two to show his a-holeness. She'll fall in love with him. So he wins in the end.