Drunken things you do...

[Darren Daring]

Ya.

 

[SsM]

I was so drunk... a year ago last week I believe.. That I got in a car, started driving..... and almost killed myself on the road. God was watching over me.... and I havent drank since.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Scream racial slurs while walking through the ghetto.

 

[incubat]

i'm not precisily drunk right now, but i've been drinking, and i just sang an entire rock anthology, really fun

 

[Avalanche]

Not a thing I do generally when drunk, but I did very nearly engage in sexual relations with another in the middle of a crowded club. A friend had to intervene. I was indeed very smashed.

 

[incubat]

haha, it happens

 

[chamber-music]

A friend of mine really can't handle his drink and when his drunk he stripes naked and starts dancing on the nearest pole he can find ........ you totally can't take this dude to clubs.

 

[SsM]

I stopped drinking for ayear.. and I think about a week ago I had a glass of wine with my steak... and I felt wasted :/

 

[Mr. Credible]

i was doing keg stands last night... bad idea.

i confessed my love for this friend of mine, and told her i didn't want to be her friend anymore.

ugh.

 

[incubat]

oh dude that's akward

 

[WorthyStevens]

good thread.,

anyways, im pretty inacapaciated right now. htis one cute drunjk chick hit on me tongiht, but sahe unfortunately ahd a boyfirned, so i didnt follow aup on that.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I've never been inebriated. Ever. What does it feel like?

 

[Kyalesyin]

I don't need to get drunk to dance- I'll get on the dancefloor totally sober. However, its an awful lot funnier watching me dance while drunk.

I tend to be a super agressive immortal drunk too- to the point of squaring off with a 6'10 marine and yelling 'Oh yeah, YOU WANT SOME DO YA!?' When he was looking at my woman. I honestly believed that I could kick his ass while I was so drunk I could barely get my words out. I got thrown in the marina for it. I'm lucky that he was a nice enough guy to fish me out when he found I couldn't swim.

 

[The Evolutionist]

I drink Jack Daniels when I drink, but it's kinda rare because I'm only 18. One time I was at a party and happened to be drinking Everclear (The 190 proof kind). I took 2 shots and blacked out. When I woke up the next morning I had $400 dollars extra in my pcket. It turns ot that I started playing pool, and kicked ass. I also drank another 4 shots of Everclear back-to-back-to-back-to-back between two games of pool, and just got better.

That's the only specific experience that's of any interest. How i act really depends on the situation. If I'm with a large group and there's a lot of energy, I get really loud, but if it's just me hanging out with a couple of friends, I get really chill.

 

[redmarvel]

well... let's see, what have I done...

covered people with paint (never serve alcohol to the friends you want to paint your house)

danced on speakers (the bar in question didn't permit dancing on tables)

hugged and kissed everyone in sight (oh, wait, I do that while sober, so that may not count)

 

[redmarvel]

I've never been inebriated. Ever. What does it feel like?

It all depends on how much you drink...

There's "tipsy" where it's hard to walk at a steady pace, in a straight line. My favourite, because everything is slightly funny when you're "tipsy".

Then there's "drunk" where you slur your words a lot, can't really stand up at all and are liable to get sick. This is the worst stage because not only can you make a mess, but in the morning you're more than likely to wake up with a head that feels too large for your body.

 

[Neptune]

Make fun of women who hit on me. Especially fat ones.

 

[kane9321]

dont drink...so i wouldnt know

 

[_BB_]

My teacher stole a 6ft christmas tree from the town centre when he was drunk a couple of weeks ago, he only just graduated as a teacher a few years ago and he's such a student...

 

[Halcohol]

I had my staff Christmas party on Sunday night. I don't remember leaving the party, I remember falling down on the sidewalk while stumbling home though. I woke up the next morning underneath my futon with rug burn on my forehead.



I'm a class act, I am.

 

[Kyalesyin]

A guy with a name like Halcohol would be a dissapointment if they weren't a funny drunk.

 

[Halcohol]

A guy with a name like Halcohol would be a dissapointment if they weren't a funny drunk.

Oh, man, you know at any given party/bar how there's ONE guy who's absolutely f***in' trashed? I'm that guy. When I go out, I go hard.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Oh, man, you know at any given party/bar how there's ONE guy who's absolutely f***in' trashed? I'm that guy. When I go out, I go hard.

I know a guy who when he gets drunk just wanders aimlessly around the bar all night.

First time we met him, he waved his keys at us and said happily 'this is where I live!'

 

[Halcohol]

I know a guy who when he gets drunk just wanders aimlessly around the bar all night.

First time we met him, he waved his keys at us and said happily 'this is where I live!'

I got a funny story about keys... so back in May when I was working as a waiter, I had this table of regulars who'd come in every single Friday after a night of drinking. These guys were pretty entertaining, and they invited me to go drinking with them.

So... yeah. They drank me under the table. It was embarrassing, really. I don't remember getting put into a cab, but suddenly I found myself on the steps of my apartment building.

Somehow, between the front door of the building and my apartment, I lost my keys. So I passed out in the hall. Not even sitting against my door, just spread eagle on the floor. My neighbours woke me up and told me they found some keys on the stairs. I stumbled off, grabbed the keys and passed out.

I STILL have no idea which neighbours it was. So I have to assume that all of my neighbours think I'm a drunken ******.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I got a funny story about keys... so back in May when I was working as a waiter, I had this table of regulars who'd come in every single Friday after a night of drinking. These guys were pretty entertaining, and they invited me to go drinking with them.

So... yeah. They drank me under the table. It was embarrassing, really. I don't remember getting put into a cab, but suddenly I found myself on the steps of my apartment building.

Somehow, between the front door of the building and my apartment, I lost my keys. So I passed out in the hall. Not even sitting against my door, just spread eagle on the floor. My neighbours woke me up and told me they found some keys on the stairs. I stumbled off, grabbed the keys and passed out.

I STILL have no idea which neighbours it was. So I have to assume that all of my neighbours think I'm a drunken ******.

Thats why I never get drunk enough to forget stuff. I just have one or two. Even then- two double vodkas and I start trying to pick fights.