Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[lockjaw]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson

 

[Cracker Jack]

Maybe so but have you ever heard that song? It's enough to make you want to plung a dull knife into your chest!!

 

[KingOfDreams]

Who does it?

 

[Cracker Jack]

Jacks Terry. It's a song from the 70's and everytime I hear it I get the urge to kill! LOL

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The subject matter may be sort of sappy but I can tell the songwriter has some skills. The way the words are put together is very poetic.

This analysis by someone that thinks "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" is a good song.
LOL! ok.

 

[KingOfDreams]

It is a good song. Have you heard the Three Dog Night version?. This might be the original version. I'm not sure. Anyway, It's great and bluesy. I like the guy's singing style.

 

[KingOfDreams]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson

Thriller is a great album.

 

[Cracker Jack]

It's called "Joy to the World" not "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog"

JOY TO THE WORLD
Three Dog Night
written by Hoyt Axton

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Pretty cool song if you ask me.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

 

[X-Ray]

Fat Joe - So Much More ... nothing makes sense, all he does is drop two words that rhyme then comes in with "Crack!" ... like it's gonna be the next big catch phrase or something

Destiny's Child - Soldier ... if they want soldiers, go over to Iraq cuz their all over there ...

 

[oakzap425]

Fat Joe - So Much More ... nothing makes sense, all he does is drop two words that rhyme then comes in with "Crack!" ... like it's gonna be the next big catch phrase or something

Destiny's Child - Soldier ... if they want soldiers, go over to Iraq cuz their all over there ...

They don't mean in the military sense you dolt...

 

[oakzap425]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson

I guess it would be an annoying song if you got the line right...

That songs rocks,by the way...


What's up with child molesters making great music>?

 

[lockjaw]

. . . and "Crack" is the a big catch phrase, check-out Chris Rock or my main man Dave Chappelle sometime . . .

 

[X-Ray]

They don't mean in the military sense you dolt...

i'm aware of that ... you nitwit

as for what they meant, i don't consider some gang member who takes a shot in his hood a soldier ... he's a gangster ... that's it, that's all

 

[Corinthian™]

Teh Dumbest and teh bestest at the same time


Zlad! - Elektronik - Supersonik

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

Elektronik - Supersonik
Supersonik - Elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesnt have much time,
my blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
but the stars, above.

All systems gone!
Prepare for down-count!

5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFFBLAST!

Fly away in my space rocket,
you no need put money in my pocket
the door is closed I just lock it
I put my love plug in your socket

The sonic sky is bright like fire.
You and me gets higher and higher.
Cut communications wire.
Only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Hey Love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I am richer than all the Tsars.
Make a wishes on a shooting star.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We have commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoyed this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now back on earth, is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
people have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
and as I float, I open door and shout:
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the things and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put the ring of Jupiter on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Ok, it's time for end. No more will I sing.
Let me take you back in time.
I want you to experience Big Bang!

Long live Space Race! Long live Molvania!

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

 

[KingOfDreams]

pretty much anything by that Eamon guy. Here are some personal favorites:

"You go, go tell your friends (your friends)
Tell them, get off my dick (my dick)
They keep, tellin' you **** (you ****)
Go tell i said suck my dick (my dick)"

"Can't stop thinkin about my baby girl
And how she done love me so long
Next thing that I think as I'm so correct
But the poison let me go
Found doin
I was with her friend
Knew I was gonna pay, we were sexin like everyday
She found out, she was like no doubt
Do what you gotta do, I ****ed your friend this afternoon,
Whoa, my babys lost

Came outta that got my **** off track, had the ***** trapped now shes caught like that, my
Babys lost, ain't no comin back shes gone just like that, like that, its like that, like that,
Like that, just like like that, like that "

I saw a music video of his when I was in Germany. I just laughed. I don't think it's possible to take his **** seriously.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

It's called "Joy to the World" not "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog"

JOY TO THE WORLD
Three Dog Night
written by Hoyt Axton

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Pretty cool song if you ask me.

this was about lyrics, not song titles. That song blows nevertheless.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

"We are all made of stars...."

Whatever the hell that song is, it sucks ass.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Moby, he's class.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Moby, he's class.

Still, the lyrics are quite lame.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

a challenger from back in the day...

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again.


WHAM!

 

[Kmack]

Wannabe - Spice Girls
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wannabe - Spice Girls
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

LOL!
a masterpiece!

would anyone like to join me for a zigazig ha?

 

[Erzengel]

Heh but I still sweat Baby Spice.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

all of 'em except Posh.