Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[Wilhelm-Scream]

at least all of those are FUNNY-dumb.

Who will compensate me for this Ear-Rape?

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's ****ed up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...


GAWD!

my favorite part is: "Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

will somebody fetch my baseball bat?!?

 

[screech_turbo]

i've been a green day fan since the 6th grade, but i agree. i dont like the song either. the "ah ah" parts sound too avril.

 

[That-Guy]

Wow... I haven't seen this thread in a LOOOOOONG time.


Anyway, as far as ear-rape goes, I don't think you can get any worse than Swen Stefani's "If I were a rich girl." If there's one thing I hate, its ripping off old songs and changing the lyrics enough that most people won't notice. I mean, she ripped off "Fiddler on the Roof!" What the f**k?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No,it was an "homage" .

 

[Mara Jade]

Green Day's new album rules...all of their lyrics tell a story

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes,a very,very dumb story

 

[Mara Jade]

I beg to differ

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge.

 

[Erzengel]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge.

You would think you don't like Green day or something.

 

[Mara Jade]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge.

so what bands ARE you into?

 

[Cyclops]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

 

[Mara Jade]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

*claps* at least somebody said it

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

LOL!
Yes,we have a winner.
Don't forget the "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits" line.

A masterpiece of anger-inducing stupidity!

 

[Erzengel]

First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's smile

 

[Equint77]

Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah,
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

by those muther-effing Hanson girls.

makes me wanna buy a gun and unload on random people.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's smile

Lol,thanks,you reminded me,
take one of the coolest riffs in the universe,and then,add this:

uh-huh, yeah,
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, yeah

hear my cries
hear my call
lend me your ears
see my fall
see my error
know my faults
time halts
see my loss
know i'm lacking
backtracking
where i met you
pistol packing
itchy finger
trigger happy
try to trap me
bad rap
wiretap me
back-stab me
break the faith
fall from grace
tell me lies
time flies
close your eyes

come with me
come with me, yeah
come with me, uh-huh, yeah

you said to trust you
you'd never hurt me
now i'm disgusted
since then adjusted
certainly you fooled me
ridiculed me
left me hanging
now **** is boomeranging
right back at you
think long range
narrow-minded
left me blinded
i cosigned it
**** backfired
but i'm bouncing back
i grinded
not many would bear the pressure
you comprehend me
you want to end me
you offend me
it's trauma
feel the trauma
come with me

yeah, uh-huh, ah ha
come with me, don't be afraid, yeah
come with me

i close my eyes
and i see..
you standing there
i cry...
tears...
of sorrow...
i die....

uh-huh, yeah

**** my enemies
**** my foes
damn these hoes
you're stepping on my toes
back up off me
take your hands off me
give me room to breathe
i'm not hearing it
i'm not fearing it
i'm up to my ears in it
bull**** i'm destructive
some women find that seductive
some say it's lunacy
reluctantly i've been moving on
i ignore you
sorry if i bore you
i neglect you
don't mean to disrespect you
can't you see
i love you dearly
and that sincerely
but you annoy me
you can't avoid me
i'm here to stay
forever and ever and a day
that's never
i can't let you go
i can't forget it
why you did it
i won't permit it
and won't acquit it
i want to fight you
i'll ****ing bite you
can't stand nobody like you
you can't run
you can't hide
no surprise
close your eyes

come with me, yeah
come with me
come with me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooowww
yeah, like this
come on, come on
yeah turn me up, turn me up
yeah yeah yeah, come on now, yeah

hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears (uh huh you ready now? come on check this out)
hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears, uhh (oh yeah that's right, oh yeah that's right)

hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears
see my fall
see my errors
know my faults
time halts
see my loss
know i'm lacking
backtracking
where i met you
pistol packing
itchy finger
trigger happy
try to trap me
bad rap
wiretap me
backstab me
break the faith
fall from grace
tell me lies
time flies
close your eyes
come with me

come with me [x8]

i'm gonna take you with me
i want to fight you
i'll ****ing bite you
can't stand nobody like you
you can't run
you can't hide
no surprise
close your eyes

come with me
i'm gonna take you with me
i'm here to stay
forever ever
and ever and day that's never
come with me

uh-huh, yeah [x6]
come with me


P.Diddy should be held in Guantanimo Bay for this affront to Human decency!

 

[Erzengel]

If I ever refered to a girl that I was seeing and saying we were close like brothers she'd laugh in my face and kick me to the curb.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LOL,really...try saying that while making Love to her..."God!...I love you like a BROTHER!"
LOL

 

[Lurk]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

Dumb though their songs are, you can't help but laugh! Another from the Bloodhound Gang...

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherf***** burn,
Burn motherf***** burn.

 

[Erzengel]

Another one.....

I need to find a new vagina.
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina.
Kevin Kline-da North Carolina

 

[Mister Sinister]

I haven't heard the songs, but there are songs called: -

*You're the reason our kids are so ugly
*I only like bananas because they have no bones
*At the gas station of love, I got the self service pump
*800lb Jesus

 

[Sabretooth]

''New kids on the block had a bunch of hits,chinese food makes me sick''

 

[screech_turbo]

Wow... I haven't seen this thread in a LOOOOOONG time.


Anyway, as far as ear-rape goes, I don't think you can get any worse than Swen Stefani's "If I were a rich girl." If there's one thing I hate, its ripping off old songs and changing the lyrics enough that most people won't notice. I mean, she ripped off "Fiddler on the Roof!" What the f**k?

yeah, but she's hot. i only watch the video for the chicks.

 

[Melfina]

Gunthers Ding Dong Song.

"oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm my ding ding dong."

 

[screech_turbo]

simple plan, bowling for soup, new found glory.

i just remembered how much ass these guys suck.