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Emilio's Mom said:
That's a good song.
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Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time
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That's a good song.
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pretty much anything by that Eamon guy. Here are some personal favorites:
"You go, go tell your friends (your friends)
Tell them, get off my dick (my dick)
They keep, tellin' you **** (you ****)
Go tell i said suck my dick (my dick)"
"Can't stop thinkin about my baby girl
And how she done love me so long
Next thing that I think as I'm so correct
But the poison let me go
Found doin
I was with her friend
Knew I was gonna pay, we were sexin like everyday
She found out, she was like no doubt
Do what you gotta do, I ****ed your friend this afternoon,
Whoa, my babys lost
Came outta that got my **** off track, had the ***** trapped now shes caught like that, my
Babys lost, ain't no comin back shes gone just like that, like that, its like that, like that,
Like that, just like like that, like that "
"You go, go tell your friends (your friends)
Tell them, get off my dick (my dick)
They keep, tellin' you **** (you ****)
Go tell i said suck my dick (my dick)"
"Can't stop thinkin about my baby girl
And how she done love me so long
Next thing that I think as I'm so correct
But the poison let me go
Found doin
I was with her friend
Knew I was gonna pay, we were sexin like everyday
She found out, she was like no doubt
Do what you gotta do, I ****ed your friend this afternoon,
Whoa, my babys lost
Came outta that got my **** off track, had the ***** trapped now shes caught like that, my
Babys lost, ain't no comin back shes gone just like that, like that, its like that, like that,
Like that, just like like that, like that "
KingOfDreams
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screech_turbo said:
Yeah, they royally suck. It pisses me off that for all the awesome bands in Austin, it's horrible groups like Bowling For Soup and Dynamite Hack that get national recognition. Well, Los Lonely Boys appear to be suddenly popular everywhere now and they're good. And I'm not counting Stevie Ray Vaughan, Willie Nelson, Alejandro Escovedo, W.C Clark or any of the other legends. I guess I'm meaning that not very many good Austin "rock" bands get farthur than Texas. I guess Spoon is getting widely popular, though. It certainly seems that way. Vallejo and Cruiserweight are two bands that should be gaining wider popularity. But who knows, it could still happen for them, probably sooner for Cruiswerweight than Vallejo though. Vallejo have been a band since 1994. Since they haven't "gone national" really in that time, it's doubtful that they will in the future. Cruiserweight's newer so they've had less time to establish themselves. I guess I got a little long-winded there. Sorry.
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"Oh say can you see..."
*wears flame-******ant suit*
*wears flame-******ant suit*
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I'd agree if it weren't made so long ago. People talked weird back then.
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You gotta love the "anything rap" comments on here. Clever boys.
Returning back from sarcasm land, most of those whiny rock songs that entail why daddy didn't love me and why I want to kill myself. Grow some balls.
Returning back from sarcasm land, most of those whiny rock songs that entail why daddy didn't love me and why I want to kill myself. Grow some balls.
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oakzap425 said:
Two weekends ago in a bar. Someone tried to pick you up with it.
I was drunk.
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You, too, huh?oakzap425 said:...thought so...
Then we went to the motel 6 around the corner...
still trying to get rid of the pubic lice...
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*resists... urge... to... hijack... thread...*
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even tho i do like rap the worst line i have ever heard.....
"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"
"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"
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obijuan
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other chance
tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home
Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me
Won't be sorry
It's easy to survive
Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
We play along while rushing cross the
forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
(Repeat)
I still cant stop listening to it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other chance
tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home
Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me
Won't be sorry
It's easy to survive
Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
We play along while rushing cross the
forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
(Repeat)
I still cant stop listening to it
pickleweed
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she's got jungle fever
he's got jungle fever
she's gone black boy crazy
he's gone white girl hazy
they're in love
or sumthin like that
he's got jungle fever
she's gone black boy crazy
he's gone white girl hazy
they're in love
or sumthin like that
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those are fantastic lyrics...Pirateking said:
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ah dude, you're tearing apart my childhood...That-Guy said:
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Blue by Eiffel 65
Brits and europeans can back me up on that one...
Brits and europeans can back me up on that one...
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Read this and then tell me this isn't the sappiest, stupidest, gayest of all the gay songs ever!!! I dare you
SEASONS IN THE SUN
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach
Egads!!! Do I hate this song
SEASONS IN THE SUN
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach
Egads!!! Do I hate this song
KingOfDreams
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The subject matter may be sort of sappy but I can tell the songwriter has some skills. The way the words are put together is very poetic.
