Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Rozen Thorne]

Going to have to say neither, both give me the itchies. Natural pheromones are the way to go.

A food tour of New York City or a Pub Crawl in London

 

[MissMarvelous]

a Pub Crawl in London - always.

Live in an anime OR Live in a Disney cartoon

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Anime, Disney universe is too violent.

Always be followed by a little kid that really wants to be like you and always messes everything up.
or
Have a personal assistant that does everything perfect, but kind of resents working for you.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Have a personal assistant that does everything perfect, but kind of resents working for me

Watch a bad movie late at night or spend a morning digging holes?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Digging holes, I've done that and it's not as bad as a bad movie.

Make Ringo Starr always be the songwriter for The Beatles
or
Make Rob Halford be the lead singer for Van Halen (after David Lee Roth left)

 

[MissMarvelous]

The Van Halen dude...

Take the Cinnamon Challenge OR Take the Gallon Challenge

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Gallon as in you chug a jug of milk? Nah, I'll take the cimmanim.

Be able to lick your elbow -or- be able to stand on your head for infinite amounts of time.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Be able to lick my elbow.

Never understand the concept of time OR Never understand the concept of sex

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Time, it's basically nonexistent anyway.

Have 360° rotating organic metal joints and spine
-OR-
Have detachable limbs that you can upgrade and/or mix and match with other people.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Have detachable limbs!

Talk only in an Autotuned voice OR
Talk in a stereotypical grandma voice

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Autobot

Take only stairs never elevators forever -or- take only sponge baths never showers forever.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Take only stairs.

If you had to dress one way regularly, would you rather...

Be well dressed from the waist up, with ridiculous pants and shoes
Be well dressed from the waist down, with ridiculous shirts and hats

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Well dressed downstairs, Hawaiian shirts & Panama hats all day ever day!

IF you judge anyone you must live in their life for one month
-OR-
IF you become romantically interested in a person you must view their bad habits and shortcomings.

 

[MissMarvelous]

... view their bad habits and shortcomings.

If you ran a society, would you rather...

Have your society focus on culture (art, literature, music, films, etc..) OR Have your society focus on science

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Science!

When listening to music you MUST dance until it ends.
OR
When watching a TV show or Movie you CANNOT speak until it's over.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dance - I can't NOT talk during movies... I yell to the tv, as if the characters could hear me.


Punch every trick or treater that knocks on your door in the face OR Answer the door for trick or treaters completely naked

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That's going to be a bad time either way, naked because word will get out and then no more trick or treaters at the door.

Any vacation you take you must drag along your entire family
OR
Other than sleeping or bathroom time, you won't be entirely alone more than 5 minutes for the rest of your life.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I drag my fam with me.. but that doesn't mean that we have to do EVERYTHING together. Right?

Would you rather...
Cure cancer OR Make first contact with an alien race

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Aliens, we already have the cure for cancer and they aren't letting that cat out of the bag. But they do seem to want us to believe there's aliens whizzing about up there.

The next pandemic is an extinction level event but you're immune.
OR
Aliens destroy Earth but pick a few people for study and you're among the taken.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh.. a hard one! The aliens, I guess.

Would you rather...

Meet Chuck Norris OR Meet the Old Spice Man

 

[blueharvest]

Meet The Old Spice Man

Would You Rather:

Have A Lot of Money or Fame?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Have an obscene amount of money to ensure I am erased from the public eye forever.

Have a microscopic ballistic mesh implanted under your skin making you bullet proof
OR
Have light-refracting nano-particles embedded in your cells so you are essentially invisible all the time.

 

[blueharvest]

Microscopic Ballistic Mesh Implanted Under My Skin

Would You Rather:

Be Chased By A Bear Through the Woods or Accidentally step on Dog Poop While On A Morning Jog?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'll take the bear, stepping in poo... well, your whole day is ruined.

Being in the middle of the Mosh Pit at a metal concert
OR
Waiting in a department store while your significant other shops for hours

 

[blueharvest]

Being in a Mosh Pit

Would You Rather:

Go 500 Years into the Past or 500 Years into the Future?